fire_breeze
Softly Seductive
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King?* HMMMM*** wonder if I should take offense?1.** Sleep2.** Have* a beer3***
Offense? No... just satisfying my curiosity...

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King?* HMMMM*** wonder if I should take offense?1.** Sleep2.** Have* a beer3***

King?* HMMMM*** wonder if I should take offense?
1. Sleep
2 Have a beer
3 Get a pizza
4 Get more beer
5 Get my upstairs neighbor booted out
Name 5 favorite foods
1. Pizza
2. Burgers
3. Donuts (think Homer Simpson-mmmm...donuts....)
4. Strawberries
5. Cheese Fries
Name 5 things you last bought
Name 5 ways you like to spend your free time?
1. Browsing online
2. Playing video games
3. watching movies
4. Swimming
5. Napping/relaxing
Name 5 Things You Almost or Always do buy when out and about.
Name 5 most thumbed books/magazines in your house
The Illuminatus! Trilogy - Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Shea
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson
My street directory
Plato and a Platypus walk into a bar - Understanding Philosophy through Jokes
The Letter Girl - Andrew Masterson
Name five superpowers you'd love to have
Name Five Firsts for you this year.
Name 5 of the worst excuses you´ve heard for not getting sex
lmao... I think I made all of these at the tail end of my failed marriage...
1. I need to go to the bathroom *disappears with book*
2. Oh, sorry, but there's a documentary I really want to see on in a minute
3. Not tonight dear.. I had a zipper accident today
4. No, I really think its better if you just go to sleep... you've got a busy day tomorrow
5. What if we get visitors?
Name 5 of the best places you've had sex
Name 5 words/phrases you use to describe sex

1. Passionate
2. Spiritual
3. Generous
4. Physical
5. Orgasmic
Name 5 bad things that have happened to you during sex
That made me laugh just thinking about it!5. A day-glo green condom, I couldn't stop laughing in the dark
That made me laugh just thinking about it!
Name 5 things in your toy box/food cupboard that you may use during sex
That made me laugh just thinking about it!

I'm glad it tickled you....and now I've got the giggles again![]()

Name 5 things in your toy box/food cupboard that you may use during sex
Yup, I'm laughing again
1. Olive Oil
2. Whipped cream from a skooshy can
3. Cucumber
4. Fresh Ripe Cherries
5. Ice
Name Five Things You've Been Persuaded To Try That You Really Enjoyed

Name 5 things you have planned for today.
Writing a list.1. Cayenne Truffles
2. Wild Boar
3. Skiing down moguls
4. Travelling alone
5. A friend's cooking.
You never specified what kind of things
Name 5 things you have planned for today.
1. Booking a rental car for my roadtrip.
2. Calling the phone company for rates.
3. Grocery shopping
4. Shopping for a friend's baby
5. Cleaning my apartment
Name 5 things you're trying to avoid doing today.

Writing a list.
Reading said list.
Re-writing said list.
Procrastinating gathering things on said list.
Throwing a collection of things together, list conveniently ignored, and lost under my bed,
Name 5 things that should come with a shoulder strap.
Name 5 Things You Always Do Before Heading Out The Door To Work.

5 reasons you go on Lit at god awful hours.
1. I'm a night owl.
2. Usual time for me....since I am a night owl.
3. Doesn't crash as often in the ''god awful hours'' for me.
4. More ''peaceful''.
5. I'm a night owl.
Name 5 Pet Peeves You Have