Name something that annoys you

Beck31

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Name Something That Annoys You

decided to let the nice people of Lit have a free thread to play in. Enjoy.
 
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I'll start. It annoys me when people reply to your thread with gifs only.

1. People who ask for advice, thank those who give it, and follow absolutely none of it.
2. My neighbor, his shitty leaf-blower, and that he feels 7 am is an ideal time to blow leaves.
3. Inane, repetitive, and pointless threads.
4. People who return my VHS tapes without rewinding them.
5. Folks who ask senseless questions, and then throw a spaz when the don’t like the answers.
6. People who treat yield signs like stop signs, especially on highway onramps
7. When strangers, introduced to your children for the first time, shorten your kids name or make up silly nicknames. Then repeatedly call them this despite being told by the kid, “That’s not my name”.
8. People who treat threads like their own website and posts like their own blog entries.
9. Anyone who doesn’t appreciate a well-timed and thread-appropriate gif. Sometimes they say a little, sometimes they speak volumes, but they invariably contribute more than “mmm. Interesting”
10. “Mail in” rebates. Just take my $20 off now, while I’m standing here with my credit card.
11. People with no sense of humor or, even worse, a sense of humor only when it suits them


 
Coffee rings on tables/benches/desks. Ugh.
People who say eccectera instead of etcetera.
The use of addicting instead of addictive. Ugh.
My husband fucking around with the settings on my iPad, iphone and laptop.

That's right up there with people who change your radio presets and adjust the seat when you lend them your car.
Some people have a nerve...
 
Assholes
Call waiting
People that borrow something from you and you have to ask for it back.
Bad cooks
 
Repetitive threads- like "How big are your boobs?" Seriously? You think in all the time the PG has been around no one has ever created that thread before? Annoying.
 
My bitch of an ex
People who complain about snow or cold
People who flirt and then act all offended when I flirt back
 
The sound of utensils constantly scraping against the plate or one another *shudders*

Oh, and people who "tYp lyK dizZz"
 
People who leave their trash all over the cinema seats and floors. Who taught you that behavior? Do you think your mother is going to walk in and pick up after you?
 
Some of the thread titles here annoy me.

Texting while driving.

Hypocrits and people who judge.

EXpresso, ASHphalt, and...I want to AXE you a question.
 
~ Lit bullies

~ People who think they are funny when they are not

~ People who don't use their blinker
 
Being Awake at 6:30am on Saturday when I dont have to be up

People that just go missing without explanation

Rude people
 
Being Awake at 6:30am on Saturday when I dont have to be up

People that just go missing without explanation

Rude people

Since you're up, what's for bre-fuss? I'm hongree.

Annoyance: 7 yr old boy with an internal clock set for NO LATER THAN 6:10 A.M.
 
I'll start. It annoys me when people reply to your thread with gifs only.

People who start multiple threads every single day and don't what they are talking about so they reply with things like "hmmm. Interesting"

People who edit their previous comments after everyone has replied to it.

4. People who return my VHS tapes without rewinding them.

This just made me think of my wife. I tell her there is a simple solution to that :D
 
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People who live with the delusion that they are the soul inhabitant of the planet.
96 lb blonde, soccer moms in SUV's with their cell phone plastered to their ear
People who are terrified of driving pulling out in front of me
Intentional stupidity
When my favorite bar runs out of my bourbon
Women over 40 who act like they are still in high school
Men who pull the tool out of my hand when I'm trying to work on my damn car

- Jesus... I think I need to stop. This could go on forever.
 
* People who incorrectly think the world is waiting with baited breath for their every comment and insight
* People who post on an internet board that is about erotic writing and sex and then get offended when you use the word fuck or talk about swallowing cum at the conclusion of a blowjob
* People who start threads on message boards and then think the thread is "theirs" and everyone should yield to the op's rules and expectations for posting in said thread
* People who dont know what the hell they are talking about, but act like they do and try to "correct" people who share their own experiences
 
Depends entirely what my hornmones are doing - some days it's nothing, other days it's everything. ;)

Today I'm annoyed by my workload yesterday. It's not fair to give the new peeps the majority of the hard stuff. :mad:
 
* People who incorrectly think the world is waiting with baited breath for their every comment and insight
* People who post on an internet board that is about erotic writing and sex and then get offended when you use the word fuck or talk about swallowing cum at the conclusion of a blowjob
* People who start threads on message boards and then think the thread is "theirs" and everyone should yield to the op's rules and expectations for posting in said thread
* People who dont know what the hell they are talking about, but act like they do and try to "correct" people who share their own experiences

Here here you have said it all, in a nut shell.
 
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