Name your ideal MILF

[wifewatcher1997]

How about the super smart MILF that has a few secrets? She’s beautiful, smart, maybe the boss of some big time law firm or corporation. But in her private life she’s a web cam girl or she’s an escort or some other type of sexual side to her that no one else would ever guess? I’m a straight woman, but sounds hot to me!

I like the portrayal of innocent in the public eye but a freaky, fun lady behind closed doors and basically anything goes. Also, the perfect wife/mom who nobody would guess sets up hotel gang bangs or anything of the sort.

 

[000zing]

You never can tell, basically.

I remember from the long lost days of my adolescence: there was a girl who worked behind the counter of a particular newsagent/general shop in town. She wasn't particularly pretty in the conventional sense. I'd guess she was around 19 or 20 years of age while I was in my mid-teens. I kid you not - I would go into town of a Saturday purely for the rush of being anywhere near that girl. I would come home having bought stuff I didn't have any use for, simply to have had the pleasure of her taking my money and giving change. No plastic in those far-off days.

I often try to think what may have become of her... what kind of life she may have led. I think it was just something in her which spoke to something in me... somehow I doubt that it would have to anyone else.

I'm in danger of getting maudlin here, because I don't think this is even remotely sexual... well, maybe a bit!

The sad thing is: I don't think she even noticed me.

 

[cdstefi]

Sounds like the OP was looking for archetypal ideas, but I think it's always best to write from your own lived experience.

My own formative MILFs (i.e. the ones I used to masturbate endlessly to as a horny teenager) were two:

One was a friend of my parents, who had a daughter my sister's age (only incidental as she had no involvement other than my dad always hassling me to ask the daughter out because she was pretty). Anyway I wasn't interested in the daughter, but her mum was something else. She always dressed well, in smart blouses and skirts that clung to her womanly figure, not skinny or wasp waisted but very curvy, and quite often with some cleavage on show (I used to imagine how her nipples would look and hoped they were big with large areolas). Same with makeup and perfume, she usually wore something quite musky and sexy. Short dark hair and nice jewellery. And she was personable and friendly, not condescending towards us kids. She featured heavily in my horny thoughts while I was constantly jacking off with my raging teenage hormones.

The other was maybe more of an archetype, my secondary school English teacher. She was short, with a blonde bob, mostly dressed conservatively in knee length skirts and blouse and jacket and again had a proper grownup woman's body, with curves without being especially skinny or buxom. The thing that attracted me to her was mutual respect: I was a killer at spelling, had something like an eidetic memory for how words look, and she'd often challenge me to extended spelling contests long after the rest of the class had fallen by the wayside. I think she enjoyed challenging me with ever more obscure words (she did beat me once with ptarmigan, a Scottish gamebird that I'd never had reason to see written down). To be respected for my admittedly limited smarts by an adult I liked and respected equally, who I also saw as a sexy mature woman, was a major turnon for me and again, she launched a thousand masturbatory fantasies.

Bear in mind these were more innocent times, years before porn was available other than in magazines featuring somewhat unreal women, and my fantasies largely involved some not very specific kind of romantic sex. But still plenty to have me cumming over and over again to both women, of whom I have only the fondest memories.

 

[SteelPoint]

You never can tell, basically.

I remember from the long lost days of my adolescence: there was a girl who worked behind the counter of a particular newsagent/general shop in town. She wasn't particularly pretty in the conventional sense. I'd guess she was around 19 or 20 years of age while I was in my mid-teens. I kid you not - I would go into town of a Saturday purely for the rush of being anywhere near that girl. I would come home having bought stuff I didn't have any use for, simply to have had the pleasure of her taking my money and giving change. No plastic in those far-off days.

I often try to think what may have become of her... what kind of life she may have led. I think it was just something in her which spoke to something in me... somehow I doubt that it would have to anyone else.

I'm in danger of getting maudlin here, because I don't think this is even remotely sexual... well, maybe a bit!

The sad thing is: I don't think she even noticed me.

You haven't tried writing any tear-jerkers, by any chance? I ask because you'd be good at it.

 

[Litswade]

i live with the best milf i know. she's professional type except the cookie recipe part.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Okay I got one. The useless for anything but fucking, MILF. I'd have screwed her sill

I never could figure out why Al had such a problem with her. She couldn't cook or keep house, but so what? She was pretty good-natured compared to Marcy the neighbor.

 

[Crownvic]

I never could figure out why Al had such a problem with her. She couldn't cook or keep house, but so what? She was pretty good-natured compared to Marcy the neighbor.

Peg is ideal for real...

 

[CTIrishM64]

Gillian Anderson… always loved her in the X-Files. But then in The Fall, she was so freaking sexy.

 

[CuttingEdge]

I never could figure out why Al had such a problem with her. She couldn't cook or keep house, but so what? She was pretty good-natured compared to Marcy the neighbor.

I always thought Marcy was attractive in her own right. I know Al called her a "chicken" because of her thin legs, but thought they were actually nice. It did not happen too often because of her character, but in several episodes, she wears revealing clothing and I always thought she was nice looking. But because we are talking about MILF's, and she was childless on that show, she is out of the running here.

 

[Crownvic]

My friends wife.....super hot...

 

[SteelPoint]

There's a certain lady postman who's recently started delivering in my area...

 

[AchtungNight]

My favorite video game MILF is from Metal Gear Solid 3. She goes by many names including Joy, Voyoveda, Mercury Lady, and The Boss.

 

[Matty01]

My mother-in-law

I would love you to base a character on her.

For Lit she is called Disha.

Disha is a mature Indian divorcee living in the UK. Big, brown and beautiful with a large chest and a huge bottom.

Background.
Back in India Disha had been used to a comfortable life. Never worked as her husband was a successful businessman. Dedicated her life to her family. However, life got turned upside down when her husband got the teenage maid pregnant.

Disha suddenly felt her whole marriage was a lie.

Heartbroken, Disha recently moved West to live with her elderly mother Angeli and her white partner Ben (Angeli's husband passed away many years ago.)

Now in her late 40s Disha is studying nursing and works as a part-time carer.

Her two kids are married and live abroad.

Only ever been with one man but is desperate to find love and makes a selfless lover. Because she married young, Disha only has a basic education so is naive for her age. Bubbily personally and kindhearted.

In real life, Disha ended up with a truck driver who is a functioning alcoholic. He is charming and his heart is in right place but the booze brings out an ugly side and he often spouts out racist views when drunk which I find bizarre given he is married to Disha. Let's himself down.

Both my wife and I believe Disha could have done so much better. Yet Disha remains married to him, I don't think she can face another failed marriage. Sad.

Disha does her best, dresses up in western clothes and piles on the make up to look young (which Asian women often do). He has Disha looking like hot MILF all the time.

Hence I never moan about visiting my in-laws.

Love to see a pic of her?
PM me one if you like?

 

[LeonK98]

How about the lonely latina milf. Whether she be single or married she wants someone to fill the "void" in her life. Husband's boss, friend(s), nextdoor neighbor. Son's friend, bully, teacher. As long as he has a hard cock the latina milf wants it.

 

[blurred]

Kate Garraway.

 

[ZoeyKay]

Just a few ideas off the top of my head...

The Soccer/PTA mom - Dedicated to her kids and community, she's prepared to do anything to make sure her family gets every advantage possible, even if that means using her good looks and body. Son can't get on the football team? She'll "have a chat" with the coach. Daughter's music instructor charging too much? She'll arrange a discount... Sex is a commodity she knows how to use.

The Desperate Housewife - She's been locked away at home looking after kids for so long, she's almost forgotten what life outside the house is like. She's traded cocktail dresses and fishnets for pyjamas and slippers. Now she's got a chance to regain some of that lost youth and she's not going to let it slip.

The Cradle Robber - You're only as young as the person you're fucking, or so she says, and she's fucking college boys. Men over 30 don't interest her. Too old and slow and soft. She wants someone young, dumb, and full of cum. Find her in college bars or browsing Tinder looking for the next young man to jump her bones.

 

[johnm1269]

If i was in my late teens again. Tbe perfect milf would be my wife.
Mother of grown up kids, early 50s, looks 10 to 15 years younger. Blue eyed blonde with DD's and a hairy muff.
The kind of woman who would love the opportunity to catch a guy young and teach him tricks on how to please her.
To be honest I'd enjoy watching.

 

[One_ping_only]

An ideal MILF is that lady who gives that loving wife and mother personally for society to see from the outside in Real Life but behind closed doors is such a vixen and if given the right opportunity ummmmm a dirty slut who would enjoy a nice thick cock entering any of her orifices hmmmmmm???

 

[AchtungNight]

She has a daughter named Stacy who is also my daughter.

 

[BCJ111]

Alex Levy (Jennifer Aniston character in The Morning Show)

 

[Milo_Grigsby]

The Divorcee/Empty Nest Mom - Late 40s/early 50s, recently divorced and kids in college. Had professional/creative ambitions before marriage and kids. Slightly emotionally damaged because she didn't see the divorce coming. Trying to re-discover herself. Getting back in shape, re-entering the work force and life in general. Hesitant and a little unsure of herself but hungry for love and sex.
Some extra character traits Super organized, almost on an OCD level. A little socially awkward with the younger crowd she finds herself with. Sometimes guilty of "try-hard" behavior.

Boy, now I want to write this character, but I prefer to write in first person (don't judge me - ) and don't have access to the female voice or perception. I really hope someone does something with her.

 

[ericrodman101]

So, I recently posted a thread for a new writing idea I've been exploring where a nineteen year old is gifted/cursed with the ability to attract MILFs to him and this is sort of a follow up to that. I'd very much like some ideas for various personalities and characters that fit the MILF category of erotic writing.

Some requests before we start. This is not an incest writing. No judgement whatsoever, that's just not what I'm going for. So no suggestions involving mom/son relationships please. (Exceptions are made for stepmoms.) Also, this is specifically a MILF category suggestion. As in Mom I'd Like to Fuck. So cougars who aren't also parents are out.

Aside from those two rules, this can be as broad or narrow as you want it to be. It can be a specific character you want to flesh out in detail, or just a character concept. The only true rules are no incest and it has to meet the MILF classification.

Some examples I came up with:

The Trophy Mom: Aka Beverly Hills barbie mom. This is the mom whose husband makes seven figures annually and thus is used to doing absolutely no physical labor whatsoever. She's likely spoiled her kids rotten and burns through a ton of cash on botox and the newest Mercedes every year. She will absolutely ask to speak to your manager if and when you should cross her.

The Professional Mom: Aka "have you eaten today, sweetie?" This is the mom we all want to have growing up. When one thinks of an ideal mother, they think of the Professional Mom. A lady who is so giftedly kind, sweet, and wholesome that apple pie is her blood type. Her refrigerator door is completely covered in children's crayon drawings. She has thirty different recipes for cookies and is the designated baker at all PTA functions.

The Cougar Mom: this mom has been around awhile and is a little rough around the edges. She's been through some shit and has the c-scars to prove it. She may have been a stripper in a past life, but we don't talk about that. Two things she can't live without is her marlboros and her boxed wine. After dealing with three divorces, she doesn't need another man in her life. She needs a boytoy. Daughters beware if you bring a new boyfriend into the den.

Those are what I've got. I'll post more if I can think of them. But I'd love to hear your ideas as well. It really helps get the creative juices

Reading your ideas I was struck by the literary device of misunderstandings which makes for plot twists. For example, your professional Mom asks ‘have you eaten today sweetie?’ Which can be heard two ways. Our nineteen year old might hear food but she means pussy, or vice versa.

The trophy mom might ask about something under the hood which could mean the Mercedes or not.

The cougar mom you describe is going to be too impatient to wait for her daughter to get the relationship going. Like You say, the boyfriend cums into the den, she offers to get milk and cookies, rises from her chair, does a double take, and simply takes his hand, says ‘let’s fuck‘ and leads him away. It a misunderstanding I know.

How about the military wife who likes it when the young recruits ’stand to attention’.

And there are lots of possibilities about students and teachers and ‘extra credit’.

 

[GlennJenko]

She has a daughter named Stacy who is also my daughter.

So what you're saying... is that Stacy's mom has got it going on?

I hope you get the reference.

 

[Stevestevensret]

Lauren Graham aka Lorelai Gilmore from Gilmore Girls. Hottest TV MILF ever?

 

[momloverson]

An ideal MILF is that lady who gives that loving wife and mother personally for society to see from the outside in Real Life but behind closed doors is such a vixen and if given the right opportunity ummmmm a dirty slut who would enjoy a nice thick cock entering any of her orifices hmmmmmm???

The Divorcee/Empty Nest Mom - Late 40s/early 50s, recently divorced and kids in college. Had professional/creative ambitions before marriage and kids. Slightly emotionally damaged because she didn't see the divorce coming. Trying to re-discover herself. Getting back in shape, re-entering the work force and life in general. Hesitant and a little unsure of herself but hungry for love and sex.
Some extra character traits Super organized, almost on an OCD level. A little socially awkward with the younger crowd she finds herself with. Sometimes guilty of "try-hard" behavior.

Boy, now I want to write this character, but I prefer to write in first person (don't judge me - ) and don't have access to the female voice or perception. I really hope someone does something with her.

love the idea,