Name your race

[lesterk]

Are you pale white, a darker shade of white,
brown or black?

 

[WoundedKnee]

Indianapolis 499. I tend not to finish things.

 

[Amoebah]

A whiter shade of stale.

 

[WoundedKnee]

If that had been my OP, that classic lyric would most certainly been part of it. I'm just not al that original.

 

[Amoebah]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Race#/media/File%3AGreatRace.jpg

 

[suckonsimon]

What a fuckin' strange first post by this OP. Thumbs down to it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Thirteen hundred twenty feet.

 

[oggbashan]

I once came third in a regional Boy Scout 100 yards race and collected a 3rd place certificate.

There were only three eligible runners of the right age. I was at the contest for the shot putt and the hammer throwing. I was only 10 seconds behind the 2nd placed runner...

Perhaps I shouldn't have run in my ex-Army hobnailed boots?

 

[suckonsimon]

I once came third in a regional Boy Scout 100 yards race and collected a 3rd place certificate.

There were only three eligible runners of the right age. I was at the contest for the shot putt and the hammer throwing. I was only 10 seconds behind the 2nd placed runner...

Perhaps I shouldn't have run in my ex-Army hobnailed boots?

Very nice answer!

 

[Amoebah]

My nucleus is black but my cytoplasm came from a lab in taiwan.

 

[richard_daily]

human.

 

[EternalFantasies]

u sure?

 

[jaF0]

Minbari.

But don't call me a bonehead.

 

[Liar]

Lvl 67 troll.

 

[Amoebah]

human.

Hue man, hew, man.

 

[MelissaBaby]

What a bunch of babies you all are.

I'm white too, but not exactly white.
Depending on the person, the tone of my skin can be described in a dismissive 'racist' manner (as an example of my inferiority) or with envy (as an example of my white supremacy status).

This paranoia breeds exactly the attitudes that you all fear.

"Tanned" is not a race.

 

[jaF0]

Isn't 'cittron' kind of a yellowish green? Like piss?

 

[domroger]

Human .
Except when there is a full moon .

 

[jaF0]

Human .
Except when there is a full moon .

Clap for the Wolfman - he gonna rate your record high
Clap for the Wolfman - you gonna dig him till the day you die


-- The Guess Who.

 

[vibes]

What a bunch of babies you all are.

I'm white too, but not exactly white.
Depending on the person, the tone of my skin can be described in a dismissive 'racist' manner (as an example of my inferiority) or with envy (as an example of my white supremacy status).

This paranoia breeds exactly the attitudes that you all fear.

The human species doesn't have races; and even skin colour differences don't necessarily have to do with ethnicity ... which is probably what the OP uselessly referred to

 

[vibes]

You're italian. Not long ago, Americans of Northern European ancestry considered You to be sortof brown and inferior to them.

Now it swinged 180, in that they accepted you as as White. But you also get ostracized because of your skin color by those who believe that your Ancestors oppressed anyone who's not white.

Those who are into identity politics today don't want to talk about it, but are driven by it.

The same Northern Europeans who were jumping from tree to tree like apes when my ancestors were ruling the (known) world, you mean? Who cares ... the human species has no such thing as races all the same: it's a widely acknowledged scientific principle

 

[Rightguide]

Well, one thing for sure, the thread starter just identified himself as a Democrat.

 

[Ramone45]

Are you pale white, a darker shade of white,
brown or black?

Olive?

 

[oggbashan]

My race is Rephaim:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rephaite

I survived Noah's Flood by riding on the roof of The Ark. But I could probably have waded through it because I was a giant...

 

[Wkd_Macey]

Are you pale white, a darker shade of white,
brown or black?

Does anyone really care?

Oh... OK.
Pink (on the inside )