craiger58
Cunning linguist
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Got my first bra fitting at Victoria's Secret a few weeks ago. I normally avoid that place like the plague. One of the young, perky sales girls pounced on me and before I could utter a word she had her tape measure wrapped around me and proceeded to make some calculations. She proclaimed me to be a 34DD, but that a 34D would probably fit just fine. WTF? I have been wearing 36B for years...how could I be a freaking D cup for crying out loud?
Well, here's me in one of my brand new 34D Victoria's Secret bras. Of course I bought new bras!!! Seriously, it was like getting a boob job without a surgeon!
http://s20.postimg.org/sotv0z8gt/IMG_00000187.jpg
Sure the young, perky sales girl gave you a faux boob job but did she suggest any matching merkins?!?!


