Naughty tongue twisters

Margot, thanks for the likes, here's one just for you...

Margot managed meticulous masturbation melodically moaning melodies
 
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Further, Felton fingered floras furry furrow, forgiving floras floor fall for Fulton's flaccid fella found fervour flicking floras flaps
 
Five fickle flamingos fondled four furry ferrets, fucking for forty free fairy flosses, feathers flapping frantically
 
Suzy, Suzy sitting in the shoe shine shop,
all day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits.

REPEAT

Not new but a good one after a glass or two
 
In the immortal words of the great George Carlin:

"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat;
twenty-nine assholes tied in a knot;
hooray, lizard shit, fuck!"
 
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes
 
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