Necisms


i was watching this, and hadn't turned off the volume to a show, Viking: The Berserkers, and the minute the cats started up, some guy ripped another guy's heart out of his chest. the sound was so awesome with the picture.


my very first ever cat, an abandoned cat near my mom's work parking lot, was white with that kind of face. blue eyes. my baby jane.


i want to sleep all over this. :heart:

Cats are the best.



We need a cat army.

consider yourself recruited.
 
If she is like a cat, we have kitty litter.

If she is like a dog, we do it on the paper.

- Steve Martin
 
If she is like a cat, pet to purr content.

If she is like a dog, beat her with a rolled up paper.
 
If she is like a cat, pet to purr content.

If she is like a dog, beat her with a rolled up paper.

i don't know how i feel about beating the bitch. mixed emotions. beat bitches bite.

I want to start a lobster farm in my basement, it's not practical but it'd be cool and delicious.

http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/2012/07/10/weird-wild-odd-colored-lobsters-decoded/

i will watch your basement for you, when you have to leave town. they shall be well cared for.

"Kitty litter" means Zyrtec.

you're just going to have to wear an allergy suit.
*nods*
 
i will watch your basement for you, when you have to leave town. they shall be well cared for.

I'll assist. I have a nice big pot and an outdoor propane burner to get it boiling.
 
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