Need help with my collarme profile

[rinka]

I love it!

Especially the bear hunting part, loin cloth... yummy.

And I think that even the more unimaginative and literal minded readers would sense a humoristic tone when they get to that part.

People in general take themselves far too seriously.

Good luck!

 

[kinkyknickers]

Whatever happened to going to the pub, getting pissed and chewing your arm off in the morning?
Now that's my idea of romance.

*sigh* nobody takes me to the pub anymore.

 

[minx1]

Whatever happened to going to the pub, getting pissed and chewing your arm off in the morning?
Now that's my idea of romance.

*sigh* nobody takes me to the pub anymore.

god knows why....you're armless *sniggers and snorts*

 

[kinkyknickers]

god knows why....you're armless *sniggers and snorts*

I want what you're on.

 

[BlondeRose]

Hey, shouldn't we be working on this profile?

http://www.collarme.com/bdsm/v/655745/rzee/17785/details.htm

I started to say" cute " but then seen your age... so guess I better say handsome is right. Like what you wrote in your profile... made me laugh for sure. Good luck there !... but dont think you will need much.



Oh and btw ! .. thanks for the link there , very interesting site looks like.

But its Bett! Rub his belleh and he'll give you ANYTHING!!

Now why didn't someone tell me this awhile back ? I rubbed the wrong belleh !

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Looks like a cool, fun profile, different from the usual crap. I also like the pic, butch and slightly sardonic....

Plus, you know a guy who subs to his cat has got a soft spot somewhere, and it's more than likely his tummy.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/vsh0046l.jpg

 

[Betticus]

Looks like a cool, fun profile, different from the usual crap. I also like the pic, butch and slightly sardonic....

Plus, you know a guy who subs to his cat has got a soft spot somewhere, and it's more than likely his tummy.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/vsh0046l.jpg

You are quite mistaken, the cat is the subbie here.

I am all that is ub3r alpha maleness and domly.

 

[Betticus]

I started to say" cute " but then seen your age... so guess I better say handsome is right. Like what you wrote in your profile... made me laugh for sure. Good luck there !... but dont think you will need much.



Oh and btw ! .. thanks for the link there , very interesting site looks like.





Now why didn't someone tell me this awhile back ? I rubbed the wrong belleh !

I can be cute, you haven't seen the magical power of my eyebrows!

 

[Betticus]

I also added a couple of photos, can take up to 72 hours.

 

[Lady_Midnight]

You are quite mistaken, the cat is the subbie here.
I am all that is ub3r alpha maleness and domly.

Pfft! No cat is ever a subbie!

 

[Essene]

I can be cute, you haven't seen the magical power of my eyebrows!

His eyebrows ARE pretty cute.
That little waggle is so very endearing.

Pfft! No cat is ever a subbie!

Yeah, I'll have to agree on this one.

 

[Betticus]

Pfft! No cat is ever a subbie!

It's not that my cat is a subbie but in the heirarchy I am just so much higher on the alpha dom food chain that she falls into the category of submissive simply by being so overwhelmed.

She'd domme most others but it's kind of like a dominant pidgeon standing next to a ub3r dominant bald eagle from hell.

 

[Betticus]

Ok, so my first collarme not so right in the head person came along and I had to put up an extra disclaimer saying that I didn't actually win the lottery and am not really rich.

*sheesh*

 

[Betticus]

Okay litsters, go visit my collarme profile and send me your most ridiculous come on's that make it seem like you are a gold digging naughty harlot or dude harlot..

yeah. haha...

 

[BlondeRose]

Alright Betticus .. what the H did you get me into over there ? Its like a pack of wild wolfs on some fresh new meat.

 

[Betticus]

Alright Betticus .. what the H did you get me into over there ? Its like a pack of wild wolfs on some fresh new meat.

tee hee..

 

[Betticus]

C'mon guys, give me some feedback on that profile...

Like, when you read it would it make you want to say hi to me or just roll your eyes and move on..

I may be a *cough* superwonderfulepicallynubile Dommie dom but sometimes even I could use an opinion from the outside.

 

[Puman]

I love your sense of humour. It put a smile on my dial and made me want to say Hi.

 

[Betticus]

I love your sense of humour. It put a smile on my dial and made me want to say Hi.

Yay!

 

[Puman]

Those collarme folk seem to be quite a serious bunch though... do you think you'll hit the mark there? (Or are you doing this just for laughs)