Neighbor in the shower

[HornyHenry]

I have an 18 year old neighbor who is out of high school and not in college. She has her boyfriend over almost every day while her mom's at work. They have sex every time he is there.

How do I know?
Because their shower window in the next building is straight across, about 15 feet from my computer room, upstairs. Their window is always open since it is upstairs. It's small and high up, so I couldn't have seen anything.

They have had sex at least twice in the shower, but usually only shower together and play with each other after their afternoon lovemaking.

MY problem? How can I hear them better?
A friend suggested paper rolls to the ear. Or a mike in a roll pointed up there.

Any suggestions? I love hearing them making out with each other.

 

[ShyGuy68]

I suggest that you don't do anything that's against the law.

 

[ReadyOne]

Or, take a gamble that she/they're a bit exhibitionistic.

Tell her how uninhibited she must be to play with her boyfriend in the shower while Mom's not home.

Tell her to program her cell phone with your number set to a special ring (march to the scaffold?) and offer to call if you see Mom headed home before 4:40 or whenever.

 

[peachykeen]

Personally I think you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, and just be grateful for the earful that you do get now and again.

 

[HornyHenry]

Nope

I suggest that you don't do anything that's against the law.

I would not want to. It's not like I'm standing by her window at night looking in or something. I'm inside my own apartment working on the computer.
Yes, Peachy, I DO appreciate all I can get!
No way, Readyone. I would never tell her I could hear her. I'm pretty sure it would freak her out and I'd never hear another moaning word.

 

[fgarvb1]

I would NOT encourage anyone to do anything illegal, a trip to or some on line shopping at a sporting store might find a device to listen to animal sounds from a distance in the wild.

 

[darksydeavenger]

If you have the money and are willing to spend it...a rather odd option would be to get yourself an omni directional microphone and boom pole...

like i said...its an odd option

 

[Dstorage]

Well if you are already at your computer plug a mike into your sound card input and listen with earphones cranked all the way up. If you want to spend money get a parabolic reflector, but I'd try a large funnel first, if the distance is only 15 feet. Try a plastic jug like white vinegar comes in, they are not like milk jugs but are round in cross section rather than square, and thicker plastic. Cut off the bottom 2 inches and put the mike in at the back. If it is one of the mikes on a boom arrangement try moving it in and out to get the best sound. If you can run it through your sound card you can even try to clean up the sound a bit. Also, one of the small traffic cones might work well enough too.

 

[je404ucd]

I can see the headlines now:

Man Arrested: orange traffic cone used to listen in on 18 yr neighbor girl have sex.

http://www.geocities.com/je404ucd/ad/tongue.txt

Good luck though.

 

[Lust Engine]

I'd just be thankful you're getting somewhat of a free show now. I dunno if I'd go that extra mile to hear a little more because what happens if you get busted with the listening equipment? How do you explain that??

 

[Spinaroonie]

take pictures and send them to me/post on this board.

 

[PatMan]

Yes - it's illegal but... 2 words:

Parabolic Microphone

and if you want instructions on how to connect it to your computer to record or even stream it just ask

Patman.

 

[HornyHenry]

LMAO

I can see the headlines now:

Man Arrested: orange traffic cone used to listen in on 18 yr neighbor girl have sex.

http://www.geocities.com/je404ucd/ad/tongue.txt

Good luck though.

Yeah I wouldn't want that to happen.

Yes, I thought of a parabolic mike, like the ones you see at football games.

And a friend suggested a long boom mike. Can you imagine me trying to explain why there's a mike hanging in her window?

I have 2 options: 1) plugging a mike into my computer. I know how to record sound, but how do I only listen without recording. MY sound chip is kinda slow too, with my slow computer.
2) plug a mike into my little stereo. I think I could listen with headphones and could even record onto tapes if it got really hot.

Nope, I don't want to do anything really illegal and get arrested.
I only want to enjoy it more. This thread is as much about sharing my fortunate experience as getting to hear it better. (Which I would like to) These ideas could be used in other ways too.

 

[je404ucd]

write a story about it.

 

[Mary Hall]

I`d be disturbed and very angry and offended if a guy recorded me and my boyfriend having sex

 

[Lust Engine]

I`d be disturbed and very angry and offended if a guy recorded me and my boyfriend having sex

As is with most people.

I've always had an unwritten rule about Doing Unto Others as I Would Have Others Do Unto Me as well.

 

[Mary Hall]

It`s a little creepy that the guy wants to hear them and he gets off on it, i`m sure the young girl would be mad and slap him if she knew, and that`s not the worst thing she could do

 

[hook848]

Hey Horny,

This might work for you. www.walkersgameear.com/

~A testimonial from the site~

"The Walker's Game Ear Saved My Life! While hunting a very dangerous wounded leopard, I lost a blood trail leading into the bush. I heard, and was alerted to an unfamiliar sound, as I turned I had just enough time to get my rifle up to my hip and take two fatal shots. He bit and clawed my leg and ankle but had I not heard him BREATHING I would not be writing this letter today!"

And if she finds out, you may wish she was a wounded leopard.

 

[thickspear]

mm yeah...respecting others privacy is a big one with me...and getting detected could involve parents, lawyers, home owner associations, realtors and on and on

but....i've sometimes thought about taking a night vision scope to the beach in the evening..that seems fair game to me...but i'm too lazy to bother...it's the thought that counts though...

i have seen many ads for surveilance equipment in the back of certain mens magazines...purportedly for legitimate purposes such as investigative work.....

such ads and articles describe equipment capable of hearing the vibrations of voice and music even through closed windows (the glass itself vibrates like a speaker)...

kind of scary huh ?

well, to be fore-warned is to be fore-armed

 

[Lust Engine]

Last thing anyone needs is to leave down in shameful disgrace like that.

 

[HornyHenry]

What?

Last thing anyone needs is to leave down in shameful disgrace like that.

I'm not leaving town and I'm not invading anyone's privacy.
Mary, you wouldn't look at Randy in the shower if you got the chance? Like in your AV? I'm sure he would be creeped out by your obsession with him.

If anyone is invading one's privacy, it's them disturbing my peace in my own home.

 

[mississippiGuy]

just keep watching and hoping they do it near an open window

 

[Mary Hall]

Mary, you wouldn't look at Randy in the shower if you got the chance?

Yeah but he`s a celebrity and even he deserves privacy, i`d only do it if it was ok by him, i may have dirty thoughts about him but i respect his need for privacy

 

[male969]

Personally I think you should not look a gift horse in the mouth, and just be grateful for the earful that you do get now and again.

i second that thought, dont get greedy and get in trouble