Never underestimate the power of erotic fiction to change the world

[Djmac1031]

We'll lodge at a different village,

is that code for anal...?

 

[Actingup]

and who said the Bible is BORING...?

Well, I'd certainly rather be in the translation team arguing over the meaning of 'It goes down smoothly for my beloved, gliding over lips and teeth' then in the group doing Numbers.

 

[Voboy]

is that code for anal...?

God knows.

 

[Zootonius]

7 Your stature is like a palm tree,
and your breasts are like its clusters.
8 I say I will climb the palm tree
and lay hold of its fruit.

And so begins the coconut jokes.

 

[Bamagan]

7 Your stature is like a palm tree,
and your breasts are like its clusters.
8 I say I will climb the palm tree
and lay hold of its fruit.

And so begins the coconut jokes.

I expect they were more likely talking about a date palm of some kind. Coconuts were probably unknown in that part of the world at that time. Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that some were carried there by swallows.

 

[Djmac1031]

I expect they were more likely talking about a date palm of some kind. Coconuts were probably unknown in that part of the world at that time. Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that some were carried there by swallows.

African or European swallows?

 

[StillStunned]

African or European swallows?

A swallow is always popular, no matter where you are.

 

[MrStill]

A swallow is always popular, no matter where you are.

I had to read that twice...

 

[StillStunned]

I had to read that twice...

I'm known for my subtle sense of humour.

 

[onehitwanda]

I’m pretty sure that half the members here are clerics. Surely we’ve all read the Song of Solomon?

Not a cleric, a Paladin who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.

(with apologies to Sir Terry)

 

[StillStunned]

Not a cleric, a Paladin who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards.

(with apologies to Sir Terry)

That makes you sound like the world's most absentminded lover. "Oh darling, you take my breath away when you saunter vaguely downwards on me..."

 

[onehitwanda]

That makes you sound like the world's most absentminded lover. "Oh darling, you take my breath away when you saunter vaguely downwards on me..."

I'm a bit more energetic when I'm dallying in the Vale of Arcadia.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm a bit more energetic when I'm dallying in the Vale of Arcadia.

TIL that Arcadia is slang for lady bits. Who knew? (Apart from Wanda, obviously.)

 

[Bramblethorn]

TIL that Arcadia is slang for lady bits. Who knew? (Apart from Wanda, obviously.)

Trivia: Wanda is her last name. First name is "Magic".

 

[Djmac1031]

Trivia: Wanda is her last name. First name is "Magic".

The Vale of Arcadia is always abuzz when Magic Wanda comes to dally...

(@onehitwanda ... i know, I know...)