Never's To-Do List.

[Mensa]

Re: Bottoms R Us

Now where's Risia when we need her... and the tequila... and the jello... Mensa is right here this time so we won't have to go looking for him again...

cym and Risia, tequila and jell-o?!?!

(singing) Heaven! I'm in Heaven!

 

[Cherry]

huh?

Canary Worship???

 

[cymbidia]

You are so not on my list of favorite people amymore.

Ah! But you are permanently on my list of favorite people, darlin'.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Bottoms R Us

Mensa is right here this time so we won't have to go looking for him again...

We should just tie him up, then we would never have to go looking for him again.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Nice list, must be personal favorites as you left some things off

 

[patient1]

You are so not on my list of favorite people amymore.

cymbidia's real name is Amy More?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

We see now what life with lavender will bring...can i get a witness here?
Poor Never...not ready for the burdern were you....

Some trot along the countryside like Johnny Appleseed dropping seed in every town.....some spring from the darkness like a scary Johnny come lately...
but the most sinister.......those who feed and bed you truly doth but feed on one thing....your soul. Can i get an amen! Hallejuha!



........halleuhja? hallaehujah? shit... halle...halla....hellauha...hellojuh......hella....

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Reverend Maynard.

These are the cries of the carrots.... let the rabbits wear glasses...

 

[cymbidia]

cymbidia's real name is Amy More?

Dammit!
Never has got to stop using my real name on a public porno board!

 

[Guest]

Reverend Maynard.

These are the cries of the carrots.... let the rabbits wear glasses...

I move in the spaces betwixt the air itself.....

Goddammit Chef, I love you. I really do. And not in a drunken fraternity guy sort of way......be my Valentine.

Cymbidia, nice to see you've risen from the ashes. I only have one question:
Can i be your 'nilla thrilla'? I'll bring my vowels and EVERYTHING..... ;-)

 

[InternationalFunboy]

That was effing embarrassing.....

How come I keep having to log in now? I have my cookies turned on like a good boy...
For that matter, why can't I change the colors of the board anymore? piss piss PISS!

Chef and Cym..that was me......

 

[cymbidia]

halleuhja? hallaehujah? shit... halle...halla....hellauha...hellojuh......hella....

"Hallocinogens?" she suggested sweetly.

piss piss PISS!

If you're gonna piss all over the place, you can't be my 'nilla thrilla', darlin'. You're gonna need to apply for a place at Water Sports School.
I'm sorry; i didn't make the rules, you know.



But.... vowels?
Ohhh.
I love vowels.
A good vowels will do me, uh, it for me every time.
Got an "A"?
Ohhhh... c'mon... give me an "A" Big Daddy, please give me an "A"... or maybe a "U". Oh gods...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Originally posted by InternationalFunboy

Goddammit Chef, I love you. I really do. And not in a drunken fraternity guy sort of way......be my Valentine.

Cymbidia, nice to see you've risen from the ashes. I only have one question:
Can i be your 'nilla thrilla'?

Cym, sounds like you found yourself a boytoy...

The funstud loves me.... but I'll let you work your ways on him cym.

 

[Angel]

Never, you left out "Angel Fucking"

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Cym, sounds like you found yourself a boytoy...

The funstud loves me.... but I'll let you work your ways on him cym.

SOLD! to the gal in the tied up gooseknuckle......
I don't mind being passed about like a cheap tawdry piece of ....cheap tawdry stuff.
Chef with your blessing I'd like to show my vowels to the tempting lass....
I have them all you know....even 'sometimes Y' ...

hold on...I think I need to pee.....

 

[cymbidia]

Nah... i gotta go eat artichokes and quiche cooked by a 13 year year old without a timer (cuz it's in one of these boxes someplace... and liable to be there for awhile at the rate things are getting unpacked) and with the help of a 5 year old.


He's all yours, Cheffie.
Have fun but leave some for me; i might want dessert tonight.

 

[Mensa]

But.... vowels?
Ohhh.
I love vowels.
A good vowels will do me, uh, it for me every time.
Got an "A"?
Ohhhh... c'mon... give me an "A" Big Daddy, please give me an "A"... or maybe a "U". Oh gods...

Better watch those vowel movements.