New England Patriots and Tom (Terrific) Brady

[SusanJillParker]

I had a vision about the winner of the Super Bowl game.

After my vision of who won Super Bowl LI last night. I'd like to congratulate the New England Patriot team, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, his coaching staff, and Mr. Kraft, of course.

I saw the final score of the game as 102 to 9. Wow! The Patriots crushed the Falcons.

The greatest pass of the game, of all Super Bowl, and of all football was when Tom Terrific threw a left handed pass behind his back as he was tackled and was falling to the ground.

Even though they ruled the pass invalid because he thew the football to an ineligible receiver it didn't matter.

Just to watch Gisele running 70 yards down the field of play for a touchdown was simply amazing. Then, when she spiked the ball in the end zone, just like Gronk used to do, the crowd when wild.

I beg to differ with the officials, however. There's not more of an eligible receiver than Gisele.

With her stealing him away from Bridget Moynahan by making a pass at him, who he had a child with by the way, who is more eligible to receive a pass from Tom Brady?

With her on her knees and blowing him and Tom cumming in her mouth, who is more eligible to receive a pass from Tom Brady than Gisele?

With her fucking Tom and with Tom cumming in her pussy, who is more eligible to receive anything from Tom than Gisele, especially a football?

C'mon, seriously? Belichick should have thrown the reg flag. He should have challenged that play. That wasn't fair. That wasn't right.

Yet, no matter. Even with the 15 yard penalty for Gisele running on the field and running down the field while stiff arming tacklers, the Patriots still demolished those dirty birds.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots. Now, I can't wait to watch the real game to see if my vision come true.

 

[SimonDoom]

After my vision of who won Super Bowl LI last night. I'd like to congratulate the New England Patriot team, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, his coaching staff, and Mr. Kraft, of course.

I saw the final score of the game as 102 to 9. Wow! The Patriots crushed the Falcons.

The greatest pass of the game, of all Super Bowl, and of all football was when Tom Terrific threw a left handed pass behind his back as he was tackled and was falling to the ground.

Even though they ruled the pass invalid because he thew the football to an ineligible receiver it didn't matter.

Just to watch Gisele running 70 yards down the field of play for a touchdown was simply amazing. Then, when she spiked the ball in the end zone, just like Gronk used to do, the crowd when wild.

I beg to differ with the officials, however. There's not more of an eligible receiver than Gisele.

With her stealing him away from Bridget Moynahan by making a pass at him, who he had a child with by the way, who is more eligible to receive a pass from Tom Brady?

With her on her knees and blowing him and Tom cumming in her mouth, who is more eligible to receive a pass from Tom Brady than Gisele?

With her fucking Tom and with Tom cumming in her pussy, who is more eligible to receive anything from Tom than Gisele, especially a football?

C'mon, seriously? Belichick should have thrown the reg flag. He should have challenged that play. That wasn't fair. That wasn't right.

Yet, no matter. Even with the 15 yard penalty for Gisele running on the field and running down the field while stiff arming tacklers, the Patriots still demolished those dirty birds.

Congratulations to the New England Patriots. Now, I can't wait to watch the real game to see if my vision come true.

I'm seeing a different vision. Patriot bodies, bruised and broken on the field. Falcons soaring and swooping, tearing away at the flesh of their battered victims. A hoodied coach with a sour expression, fleeing as fast as he can from the stadium. A scoreboard that reads Atlanta 56-0. Tom Brady stretched out on the field, alternately pointing fingers at officials he wants to blame, and whimpering "Help me, Gisele." Underinflated footballs scattered across the bloodied turf. Roger Goodell, trying the best he can, unsuccessfully, to hold back a satisfied smirk.

A guy can hope, anyway.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Newsflash! Breaking New England Patriot news! Tom Brady is a one man team."

Being the mild and modest man that Tom Brady is and has always been, and very religious, he decided that playing Super Bowl L1 was something he needed to do alone. At least for the first quarter, he didn't need any help from his team. As if he was Superman but without a cape, other than his defensive line and his kicker, it was up to him to win the game single-handedly.

Out to prove that not only is he the best quarterback who ever played the game but also the best football player, he decided to have his offensive line sit out the first quarter of the game while he took the field alone.

"I thought I'd try something new before I retire when I'm 60-years-old," said Tom Terrific. "Forget the huddle and forget the offensive line, being that I already know where I'm going to throw my passes, I'm going to throw my perfect, spiral passes and run down the field to catch them myself."

Everyone looked at Tom Brady as if he was crazy but Bill Belichick had seen him do this before in practice. He knew that he could throw passes from one end zone to the other and run down the field in time to catch them.

"Wow," said Bill the first time he saw his super quarterback do that. "That man can do anything. Not only can he play the bagpipes, the harmonica, and the accordion but he can catch his own passes. It wouldn't surprise me if he could fly."

The Falcons looked at him as if he was nuts too. Already celebrating their premature Super Bowl win, they were stunned when Brady threw the first twelve passes and caught them himself all of touchdowns.

Being that he's not a kicker, he had his kicker kick the extra points.

After the first quarter, the score was 84-0.

After the game, the Falcon's coach was interviewed.

"Why do you think you lost that game, coach? Were you just unable to catch Brady catching his own passes down the field?"

The coach shook his head.

"Obviously, the game was fixed. He had help from higher up," said the coach looking to the sky as if looking up to God, when he should have been looking down at the Devil.

The coach shook his head while the reporter scratched his head.

"What are you saying coach?"

The coach pounded his fist in the air at an imaginary enemy.

"Ivanka and Melania were seen leaving the players' locker room covered in cum just before the big game," he said. "Then, they both stood on each side of the red zone sideline while flashing my players their phony tits. Not fair and not right, even though my players all knew enough not to have sex before such a big game, none of my men could pass up banging their sexy, shapely bodies and passing up staring at their big, phony breasts while Brady ran by them for the touchdown. After having sex before the big game, they didn't have the legs to catch Robert Kraft never mind Tom Brady. Next time, as if they're horses, I'm going to have them wear blinders."

 

[SusanJillParker]

Tom Brady vs Michael Jordan

Soon, mark my words, Nike will come out with sneakers called...wait for it, Brady's instead of Jordan's and Gisele's instead of Jordache jeans.

"Huh? What do you think? Love it, right?"

I've been reading that 'they've' been comparing Michael Jordan to Tom Brady. (LMAO) Seriously. Are you kidding me? There's no comparison.

Tell me, how difficult it it to toss a basketball in a hole in a 10' high basket when your 6'9" tall and can reach the basket rim with your finger tips without even jumping. C'mon. There's no comparison between Tom Brady and Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan is taller than Tom Brady, I'll give him that but that's where the comparison ends. Brady is way better...at everything. Brady is Superman without the cape.

I'd like to see Michael Jordan throw a perfectly rounded basketball 60 frigging yards and hit a bull's eye in the way that Tom Brady routinely spirals a lopsided, hard to handle, and even more difficult to throw football.

"Over the roof, off the roof of Robert Kraft's Rolls Royce, in-between the cheerleader's legs, bouncing in and out of the Gatorade bucket, and in-between the uprights for a touchdown." Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Tom Brady is not only the greatest quarterback who ever played the game but also he's the greatest football player who ever played the game. Moreover, not only is Tom Brady the greatest football player who ever played the game but also he's the greatest athlete who played any sport.

Go ahead. I dare you to name someone better than Tom Terrific Brady. Go ahead. I double dare you. You've been double dared. You can't name someone better than Tom Brady, can you? I knew you couldn't. Loser.

Allow me to be the first to do so.

"In the power invested in me as an erotic story writer for Literotica and as a New England Patriots fan who was originally from Boston, I hereby nominate Tom Brady, especially if he wins Super Bowl VI, as King of the World and Gisele as his Queen. That's what I'm talkin' about. What do you think? Take the knee. Kneel before our King and Queen."

"Long live the King! Long live King Brady! Long live the Queen! Long live Queen Gisele!"

Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?

"Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!"

 

[SusanJillParker]

ARE YOU READY

FOR SOME

FOOTBALL?​

 

[Kantarii]

I'm rooting for the home team.....Go Falcons! ATL in the houseKant

 

[MindsMirror]

Surprised someone hasn't said "he can't play with legit balls" or something like that. -MM

 

[SusanJillParker]

"Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady"

It was nice, generous, and gracious even for Brady, Belichick, and the New England Patriots to allow Matt Ryan and his Falcons to take a 28-3 lead in the first half.

Yet, I'm the first one to admit, it was wrong for Brady, Belichick, and the New England Patriots to give Matt Ryan and his Falcons hope that they were going to win the Super Bowl.

"Oh, my God, lmao."

No one can beat Brady and Belichick. Just when you think you've won, you've lost.

"Wow! What a game? What a game?"

For all of you non-believers, Brady is the best athlete to have played in any sport and Belichick is the best coach to have coached in any sport.

Who's the MVP now? Ryan, with no Super Bowl wins or Brady with five Super Bowl wins?

"Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!

 

[sr71plt]

It turned into a good game eventually. Ho hum there for some time.

 

[SimonDoom]

It was nice, generous, and gracious even for Brady, Belichick, and the New England Patriots to allow Matt Ryan and his Falcons to take a 28-3 lead in the first half.

Yet, I'm the first one to admit, it was wrong for Brady, Belichick, and the New England Patriots to give Matt Ryan and his Falcons hope that they were going to win the Super Bowl.

"Oh, my God, lmao."

No one can beat Brady and Belichick. Just when you think you've won, you've lost.

"Wow! What a game? What a game?"

For all of you non-believers, Brady is the best athlete to have played in any sport and Belichick is the best coach to have coached in any sport.

Who's the MVP now? Ryan, with no Super Bowl wins or Brady with five Super Bowl wins?

"Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady! Brady!

The interesting thing about Brady is that he's not the greatest athlete. Not in the usual sense. He's not the fastest, or strongest, or quickest. He doesn't throw the ball the farthest. What sets him apart is what's between the ears. And his heart. He doesn't seem to get down, however poor the odds.

I'm not a Patriots fan. But you can't deny greatness when it's there in front of you. That was a comeback for the ages.

 

[sbrooks103x]

I mean, I'm a Ravens fan so we know intimately about the dealings that go on with the New England Patriots. If they can cheat, they will and if the NFL can give them an edge, they will.

Look at how many times we've had to play them in New England. When the hell do we ever get to play them here? Then there was the last game, where they seemed to know exactly where the running back's route was. Maybe that's good defense, but it was suspect.

But hey, we were responsible for them changing the loopholes on the odd offensive plays they were getting away with and we twigged the NFL onto Deflategate. So blah.

The NFL will give then an edge? You mean by suspending Brady for 4 games, taking away a 1st and 4th round draft pick? Please don't give them any more edges like that!

 

[SusanJillParker]

The NFL will give then an edge? You mean by suspending Brady for 4 games, taking away a 1st and 4th round draft pick? Please don't give them any more edges like that!

Edge? The Patriots don't need an edge imagined or real (lol). Duh? They have Brady and Belichick. What more do they need?

Rumor has it that Brady is going to throw left handed next season to save his arm. He wants to play quarterback until he's 60-years-old when his son can take over as quarterback.

Rumor has it that he intends on giving every team a 25 point lead, as he did in the Super Bowl with the Falcons, and then come back in the second half to embarrass them.

There's no truth to the rumor that Gisele is taking over Gronk's place.

"Go long Gisele! Go long!"