tigerjen
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have fun doing your overnite shift.......I'll be having a jolly good time working mine......slept
okay this afternoon but could have used another 3-4 more hours of sleep.......
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have fun doing your overnite shift.......I'll be having a jolly good time working mine......slept
okay this afternoon but could have used another 3-4 more hours of sleep.......
northern_nights
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Thought I'd pop in and say hi. I'm a misplaced New Englander. Currently in Hawaii, I'll be back home in 3yrs, thank god!
If you so decide, but let me tell ya you don't want to spend to much time here. Unless you have plenty of money to throw around that is!
If you so decide, but let me tell ya you don't want to spend to much time here. Unless you have plenty of money to throw around that is!
tigerjen
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northern_nights....welcome!
welcome to the thread!
what's out in Hawaii besides the sun n' surf?
tigerjen
welcome to the thread!
what's out in Hawaii besides the sun n' surf? tigerjen
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Just stopping in to say hello =) TGIF...haha...Hope you all have a fun-filled weekend!!
northern_nights
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welcome to the thread!
tigerjen
Not much unless you like to golf. Not big on the clubs so I'm not sure if they're any good. But the traffic sux, so trying to get to a club 15 minutes away would take you and hour, I'd rather just party at home!
tigerjen
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1. I've only played mini golf
2. It's more fun and cheaper to party at home
She makes a penny squeak, listen to her.
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Finally have home pc up and running again. yay! in two weeks time i will be an official new englander again... moving home.
Hope you all like this
Baked Beans
I thought this was too cute not to pass along.
Baked Beans - This is hilarious!
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love
When it became apparent that we would marry, I made
the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down
on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband
and told him that I would be late because I had to
walk home.
On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of
baked beans was more than I could stand.
With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off
any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I
stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had
consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I released all the
gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me
and exclaimed
delightedly : "Darling I have a surprise for dinner
tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the
dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang.
He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and
went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me
and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so
while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity,
shifted
my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer
truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood
mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around
me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three
more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in
the other room, I went on like th is for another few
minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.
When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the
end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded
my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased
with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when
my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and
I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve
dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tigerjen
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Finally have home pc up and running again. yay! in two weeks time i will be an official new englander again... moving home.
YIPPY!!!!!
welcome back!!
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I'd attend, schedule permitting.
As long as we don't talk just about the weather. (Which seems to be the pattern here lately.) <g>
I don't talk about the weather...although I have been prone to talk about wine and knitting. I need to find more interesting topics...I think I took another thread off the wrong path but their back onto the topic of sex.
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If there is one have it someplace that i can travel 2 and not have to worry about the price of Gas being so high
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deathbypickle
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as soon as you can make it
*checks maps.*
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