New English girl here . . .

[pabloback]

a warm welcome from lits no 1 wanker brit
rule 1 it is really cool to use any brit slang terms the yanks dont understand and english [british] spellings to throw the ungrateful infidels off course . arse , minge , or any form of cockney slang brings the yankees out in palpitations as they try to work out what we mean and causes great mirth among the aussie and kiwi contingents on the board
rule no 2 never try to understand or justify p p man he has a rare sense of humour buried in there somewhere
rule no 3 , never throw up when looking at outsiders av's [not in public anyway]
rule no 4 have fun , tell me about it and post the pictures

 

[bluespoke]

a warm welcome from lits no 1 wanker brit
rule 1 it is really cool to use any brit slang terms the yanks dont understand and english [british] spellings to throw the ungrateful infidels off course . arse , minge , or any form of cockney slang brings the yankees out in palpitations as they try to work out what we mean and causes great mirth among the aussie and kiwi contingents on the board
rule no 2 never try to understand or justify p p man he has a rare sense of humour buried in there somewhere
rule no 3 , never throw up when looking at outsiders av's [not in public anyway]
rule no 4 have fun , tell me about it and post the pictures

What he said and welcome to the asylum from another British inmate.

 

[VanB]

*Especially* the bit about Outsider's AVs - Blech!

 

[p_p_man]

rule no 2 never try to understand or justify p p man he has a rare sense of humour buried in there somewhere

Excuse me for a second warmlips. I've already said hello to you but I want to have a word with this young pretender here...

bollocks!!

I have never had, have or will have a sense of humour. All my threads are written in the deadly serious manner of one who is humourless...

So there!

Right. Carry on...

ppman

 

[kotori]

p_p_man, Never mind the

bollocks!!, here's kotori.

Hiya, warmlips. I'm Irish, but living in the States most of my 45 years, so I can translate for most of these people on this side. (Except the Texans--I still haven't figured them out myself half the time.)

 

[bluespoke]

Re: p_p_man, Never mind the

bollocks!!, here's kotori.

Hiya, warmlips. I'm Irish, but living in the States most of my 45 years, so I can translate for most of these people on this side. (Except the Texans--I still haven't figured them out myself half the time.)

I'd be very careful of that kotori warmlips, have you seen his AV?

Baaaaaaa!

 

[warmlips]

thanks boys . . .

Thanks for your postings, very amusing, though I can't call myself a true Brit (shock horror!) as I am hoping to emigrate as soon as possible, though not to America, probably to New Zealand, though Austrailian heat does sound appealing. For some reason I keep meeting NZ guys who want to cyber, I wonder if there is a correlation between that and wanting to emigrate there . . .hmmm.
Please read my post, girls, I still want some responses to what I wrote . . .
or any reply at all, just um, on another subject other than Inghilterra, I can't pretend to be nationalistic! I speak 4 languages and escape the green and pleasant land as often as possible!
besame mucho!

 

[warmlips]

too many thoughs!

Oh dear, please excuse my lack of writing ability! I just reread my previous reply, too many "thoughs"; I can write, honest, guv! (there's an Englishism, if anyone is still interested)

 

[jass1960]

Re: Arse, England, etc

Well bugger the arse! No pun intended, just that I submitted a story with an arse in it, will that now have to be Americanised?? I like to write proper English you see, it's very frustrating using an American spellcheck that can't spell!
Ah well, I will cope.

I'm from Bristol, a lovely city in the SW.

Have a good day/night!

Well write properly then. Proper English, what sort of writing is that?




btw: welcome, I am in a fey mood

 

[p_p_man]

Re: thanks boys . . .

I am hoping to emigrate as soon as possible, though not to America, probably to New Zealand

Best place in the world outside the UK.

debbiexxx lives there!

 

[warmlips]

ok jass

I take your point.
By the way, are you Scottish, fey is a Scottish word, isn't it?

 

[warmlips]

read my poem . . .

Please read my poem you guys, even if you don't want to reply!
thank you,
warmlips

 

[Falkieri]

Warmlips, its a very good, and "exciting"..grins...poem. I love it. Now if you'll just empty your PM box......

 

[kiwiwolf]

welcome Warmlips... pull up a fetish and relax. Post often and have fun... Oh and if you have any tattoos it is compulsory to post pics of them and any other interesting fleshy bits you have...

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: thanks boys . . .

Best place in the world outside the UK.

debbiexxx lives there!

That is just a rumour put about by Tony Blair... conspiracies abound...

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: thanks boys . . .

Best place in the world outside the UK.

debbiexxx lives there!

Thanks mate.
But kiwiwolf is right.
There is this rumour that was started
by Tony Blair.
But since I ain't a gossip.
I can't repeat it.

New Zealand is a great place to call home.

 

[warmlips]

well . . .

welcome Warmlips... pull up a fetish and relax. Post often and have fun... Oh and if you have any tattoos it is compulsory to post pics of them and any other interesting fleshy bits you have...

I don't have tattoos (blegh), but I do have a cute bottom! Maybe I will get a webcam one day . . . Maybe when I'm a literotic guru . . . to celebrate!
warmlips

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: well . . .

I don't have tattoos (blegh), but I do have a cute bottom! Maybe I will get a webcam one day . . . Maybe when I'm a literotic guru . . . to celebrate!
warmlips

No tattoos... peasant... LMAo... well at least you have a cute butt. It is a start. Enjoy lit Warmlips...

 

[warmlips]

bump it up!

Well now I am a lit guru *smug grin*, so far away seem those long gone days of March when I last wandered through this forlorn thread ... so much has happened since, so much masturbation has occurred (God what a weird mood I am in!)
Still no webcam ah well, one day, maybe when I reach 1000....

WRITE TO ME SOMEONE I WANT MORE FRIENDS!!!
And I still would love to meet more fun bisexual women!
I know, angel, I am being greedy!

Well, if no one new writes, would my other friends please say something here, pretty please? *sweet little smile, much nicer than smug grin*
warmlips

 

[freescorfr]

I joined only a little before you warmlips. I've met many genuine and warm people here, who have been quite a support in a difficult period - a great support, in fact.

Imagine if communities like this could flourish everywhere!
I often laugh out loud at posts here. I actually believe Lit gives me access to genius in many domains and at all levels. Artists, poets, philosophers, lovers and Todd.

Good luck.

 

[Guest]

Re: p_p_man, Never mind the

bollocks!!, here's kotori.

Hiya, warmlips. I'm Irish, but living in the States most of my 45 years, so I can translate for most of these people on this side. (Except the Texans--I still haven't figured them out myself half the time.)

Trust me us Americans haven't figured out the Texans either...still wondering how one of them became President.

 

[warmlips]

hi slarty and free!
I've seen you around free.. I love what you just wrote, I absolutely agree, there are some very interesting and creative people on here, it's great!
And I laugh out loud too, and giggle and clap my hands! (that is true!)
slarty, your president is ... no, I won't say anything, it hasn't got anything to do with him being from Texas. I just don't like him. And there aren't that many people I don't like.

Um someone break the silence I have created!

warmlips

 

[warmlips]

or not...

warmlips

 

[Valgaav]

Hello....~breaks silence~

Glad to meet you. I joined not too long ago and already I'm having quite a blast. You said you wanted more friends...well, you can add me

 

[Guest]

or not...

warmlips

Please be quiet in here Warmlips....you broke my concentration....How did you come up with the name warmlips? Have you actually taken their temperature?