New Terms for Masturbation

[Zmey]

ummm pocket pool?

 

[virgin_not]

hmm..how about diddling

 

[michael1966b]

masturbation...

he: jerkin' the gerkin, boppin' the baloney, chokin' the chicken

a girlfriend in high school read that masturbation was "healthy," so when she told me she was "getting healthy" I knew she was having fun solo-style

 

[Yukon Cornelius]

For guys...

since I have a bit of experience with this.

I call it "whipping up a batch."

 

[mrtnmoon]

a girlfriend in high school read that masturbation was "healthy," so when she told me she was "getting healthy" I knew she was having fun solo-style

I like that one.

never thought of it before but I have my own variation on that... I told somebody once that if masturbation was an olympic sport I'd be a world class athlete... so, I can say "I'm going for the gold" .

 

[purrbaby]

Seriously surprised at how many there are lol

 

[asian_princess]

ummm pocket pool?

*grabs your cue* looks like it needs a good chalking

 

[Raindear816]

double-clicking your own mouse

 

[mirrors2]

Female masturbation is measured in RPM (rings per minute), you know.

It's true. <nod>

 

[purrbaby]

Female masturbation is measured in RPM (rings per minute), you know.

It's true. <nod>

::shaking head:: Ooooh mannn lol

 

[mirrors2]

Female:
"Shrub Rumbling"


Male:
"Lumberjacking"


(could be better. Hm.)

 

[purrbaby]

Female:
"Shrub Rumbling"


Male:
"Lumberjacking"


(could be better. Hm.)

lol You're spending too much time on this

 

[mirrors2]

lol You're spending too much time on this

<laugh> No I'm not ... we can come up with a bunch of these pretty easily...

 

[cockslave]

Female masturbation is measured in RPM (rings per minute), you know.

It's true. <nod>

so thats why my phone never stops. lol.

 

[cockslave]

after visiting a few threads on here it could be "playing in the playground"

 

[Outsider131313]

bumping an ancient thread ...

for the guys, I always liked "massaging my root"