Nigel Farage

[MajorRewrite]

Nigel Farage was caught taking payoffs, so he’s trying to halt the investigation by resigning as an MP, but standing for reelection.

Farage, of course, is the “Temu Trump” who pushed the UK into the Brexit disaster and is now the leader of the Reform Party.

Nigel Farage quits as MP amid scrutiny over finances

Nigel Farage has announced he is to resign as the MP for Clacton to fight a byelection, after revealing he is under a second investigation by the parliamentary standards watchdog over undeclared gifts.

However, his opponents quickly accused him of trying to distract attention from the serious allegations he is facing about failing to declare a £5m gift from the crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne and financial support from his friend and fraudster George Cottrell.

“Friend and fraudster”

Nobody is surprised that Temu Trump is corrupt.

 

[Lazaran]

Nigel Farage was caught taking payoffs, so he’s trying to halt the investigation by resigning as an MP, but standing for reelection.

Farage, of course, is the “Temu Trump” who pushed the UK into the Brexit disaster and is now the leader of the Reform Party.

Nigel Farage quits as MP amid scrutiny over finances





“Friend and fraudster”

Nobody is surprised that Temu Trump is corrupt.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.



WE. TOLD. THEM. SO.

 

[Bray123]

Farage thinks that if he wins re-election it will wipe the slate on whether he took a bribe or not. Trouble is, it won't prove if he did or didn't take a bribe instead of a £5m gift.

All it could show is that his supporters don't care, they'll vote for him anyway. It's all curiously MAGAT.

 

[Saint_Ann]

British politics is like watching the WNBA.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

Nigel Farage was caught taking payoffs, so he’s trying to halt the investigation by resigning as an MP, but standing for reelection.

Farage, of course, is the “Temu Trump” who pushed the UK into the Brexit disaster and is now the leader of the Reform Party.

Nigel Farage quits as MP amid scrutiny over finances





“Friend and fraudster”

Nobody is surprised that Temu Trump is corrupt.

nigel fargel is still a uk trumper

 

[Bray123]

The UK is bating its collective breath.

The political parties are refusing to join with Farage's silly game, no opponents are challenging him for his seat representing Clacton, a town on the Essex coast. The aim is to stop the enquiry into allegations of corruption by showing that his supporters are so stupid they don't care.

However one brave soul has stepped up to the plate and is challenging Farage in his by-election. A guy calling himself 'Count Binface' and wears a refuse bin (trash can for Americans) on his head is standing against him. There is a reasonable chance that an actual character with a bin on his head will be elected. Fantastic.



Farage thinks his supporters are so stupid that he posted a picture two years old of him in a pub, supporting England in the FIFA World Cup. He's not wrong there, they are not a bright bunch.

 

[GuiltyCowboy]

The UK is bating its collective breath.

The political parties are refusing to join with Farage's silly game, no opponents are challenging him for his seat representing Clacton, a town on the Essex coast. The aim is to stop the enquiry into allegations of corruption by showing that his supporters are so stupid they don't care.

However one brave soul has stepped up to the plate and is challenging Farage in his by-election. A guy calling himself 'Count Binface' and wears a refuse bin (trash can for Americans) on his head is standing against him. There is a reasonable chance that an actual character with a bin on his head will be elected. Fantastic.

Farage thinks his supporters are so stupid that he posted a picture two years old of him in a pub, supporting England in the FIFA World Cup. He's not wrong there, they are not a bright bunch.

Count Binface actually has some cracking policies:

- 99 flakes will cost exactly 99p
- he will bring back ceefax
- he promises to build at least one affordable home
- and he will lower taxes for you but raise them for everyone else

 

[LeahWill]

In a straight race between the two who would you trust?

The candidate offering 99 flakes for 99p, or the lunatic promoting turquoise coloured foodstuffs whilst wearing a cerise tie? Is he colourblind as well as corrupt?

(Am struggling here with the 'rule of three'. Can anyone think of another word beginning with the letter 'c' which aptly describes Farage?)

 

[Lazaran]

In a straight race between the two who would you trust?

The candidate offering 99 flakes for 99p, or the lunatic promoting turquoise coloured foodstuffs whilst wearing a cerise tie? Is he colourblind as well as corrupt?

(Am struggling here with the 'rule of three'. Can anyone think of another word beginning with the letter 'c' which aptly describes Farage?)

Cuntish. The word you’re looking for is “Cuntish”. (or maybe “Clownish”???)



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[deft]

 

[Bray123]

Count Binface actually has some cracking policies:

- 99 flakes will cost exactly 99p
- he will bring back ceefax
- he promises to build at least one affordable home
- and he will lower taxes for you but raise them for everyone else

As opposed to Farage's policies which so far have stopped the sharing of criminal records between Europe and the UK police, followed by an increase in the number of immigrants allowed in with criminal records (which are now invisible).

He then claims that immigrants are criminals (he should know, he married one) and all small boats crossing the Channel should be turned back. He has no way of doing this of course; he hasn't yet suggested machine gun nests along the south coast so that immigrants can be discouraged with lead. A tumble-down fence obviously works for Trump, but as the UK already has a moat 30 miles wide an additional fence would be of limited value.

He can't say that someone who has walked across the Sahara, crossed the Mediterranean, crossed Europe and the Channel may be the sort of person able and willing to do a job of work. Because that would upset those who identify with Alf Garnett.

His slogan, 'Leave Means Leave' doesn't apply to him.

 

[Wonderer67]

Count Binface has my vote!

 

[deft]

I've considered selling up and moving to Clacton so I can vote for the beautiful Binny bugger!

 

[stxjimmy]

Nigel Farage was caught taking payoffs, so he’s trying to halt the investigation by resigning as an MP, but standing for reelection.

Farage, of course, is the “Temu Trump” who pushed the UK into the Brexit disaster and is now the leader of the Reform Party.

Nigel Farage quits as MP amid scrutiny over finances





“Friend and fraudster”

Nobody is surprised that Temu Trump is corrupt.

Farage has fucked himself over this.

By his timeline:

Harborne gave him a £5m donation

Farage not being in parliament at the time feels no need to declare the donation.

Now back in parliament farage duly scuttles off to the Bank of England to lobby on behalf of crypto, which is the field Harborne made so much money in he can afford to buy shits like farage.

Farage resigns his seat, and claims the Clacton electorate rather than the parliamentary standards authority will vindicate his behaviour.

What an incompetent tosser. Mr Bin Face it’s your time to become an English hero. Embarrass this charlatan to oblivion, there’s no reason for grifters like farage, like trump not to be held to account.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

lol lol whats next

mr bean runs for uk politics