Nina's Nook

Drawn to the room . . . following traces of Hypnotic Poison . . . despite being only too aware of the Government warning blurb on the back of the bottle .....
 
Now i'm really going to have to make a trip to the mall to see what the dealis with that scent....

Evening you.... What brings you to my fireplace?
 
Now i'm really going to have to make a trip to the mall to see what the dealis with that scent....

Evening you.... What brings you to my fireplace?

Oh ... nothing really important, just passing through. The lights were on.

It seemed like a nice safe place to park my retarded cowardly arse I mean .... hehehee
 
Hmmm.... I should fix that... I dont want any little biting night buggs coming in here. hehe...

You think its safe with.... me.... hahahaha.... well granted. safer than being in that pissing match I guess...
 
Hmmm.... I should fix that... I dont want any little biting night buggs coming in here. hehe...

You think its safe with.... me.... hahahaha.... well granted. safer than being in that pissing match I guess...

Ahhhh now I remember, it was the bight blue light that makes those cool zappy noises that really caught my eye in the first place .....

Just don't use the L word, even joking, must ... not .... use ... it ... must .....
 
-picks up her remote and clicks off all the lights leaving them with the glow of the roaring fire and sparse candle flicker-

That would be a bug zapper you silly thing....

Oh I know.... its asinine... but i think I shall stay away from all four letter words that start with L just to be safe...
 
Ahhhh, the lady did set a trap :D

*watching as she deftly handled the remote like a finely honed weapon, unsure what he had let himself in for*


Look here ..... oh shit ...... an L word .... and 4 letters too ..... god ... a whole converation without L words, can it even be done?
 
Trap... I see no trap...

Drapping her legs over his lap

You can go when ever you wish....

Hahahaha.... Least it's not a vowel!!!
 
Go when ever I wish ..... or wherever I wish .... ?

Running my fingers innocently up her long legged trap .... or up her long legs towards her trap .... still not sure who is prey yet ....



Ha, a challenge, a whole snerk session without L words! Imagine the chaos if it caught on .... ooooooo
 
Whenever... wherever... As I l.... relish it when your hands wander it would be either/or/and both.

-wriggling in, stretching and settling back on her coushins... -

Though... I could just be trapping you here to me while I sleep?

yea.... well i almost wrote one.. shit... it would be funny though.. hell of a fad...
 
Whenever... wherever... As I l.... relish it when your hands wander it would be either/or/and both.

-wriggling in, stretching and settling back on her coushins... -

Though... I could just be trapping you here to me while I sleep?

yea.... well i almost wrote one.. shit... it would be funny though.. hell of a fad...

Reaching over to throw another piece of wood on the fire ....... taking your shapely calves in my hands and massaging them .... working softly up and down .... pressing the soles of your feet with my thumbs ....

Both work for me. And, this seems such a delightful place to drift off to sleep .....



Hahahaaaa ...... I so wanted to write log, and then legs ....
 
Reaching over to throw another piece of wood on the fire ....... taking your shapely calves in my hands and massaging them .... working softly up and down .... pressing the soles of your feet with my thumbs ....

Both work for me. And, this seems such a delightful place to drift off to sleep .....



Hahahaaaa ...... I so wanted to write log, and then legs ....
-a softly purrred moan and sleepy giggles, follows warmth of hand and delightful tingles-

Tis delightful.... I'm glad you could join me...

When I read it I thought you already had... and by the way.. log is only a three letter word... as is leg but not legs...
 
-a softly purrred moan and sleepy giggles, follows warmth of hand and delightful tingles-

Tis delightful.... I'm glad you could join me...

When I read it I thought you already had... and by the way.. log is only a three letter word... as is leg but not legs...


Close your eyes ....... my hand strays absently upwards in soft circles.
Yes, a perfect way to end the day ..... pulls a soft blanket over and wriggles back ....



Ahh but the rules were no L words ..... I wanted to lick your ........ leg but couldnt ....
 
Just in ....... breaking news ...... crazy lady rams poor defenceless micro car.

"Reports came in today of a disturbing incident of all too common parking lot road rage.
We now hand over to our roving reporter on the spot, Chad Carrson."

"Are you there Chad?"

"Yes Bob, I'm here, are you there?"

"Yes Chad, I'm here too, can you please describe what you saw?"

"Yes Bob, I'll try, although to be honest I'm still a little shakey. I was eating a bagel, cream cheese and pickled ham, when out from a haze of gasoline smoke and blaring stereo sound, this crazed women rammed a poor defenceless pharmacy delivery vehicle. I dived for cover and just managed to escape a rather nastee concrete burn, when she rammed the vehicle not once, but twice more, each time pulling away then gunning the engine, crunching gears into reverse and smashing into the little car again."

"It sounds like a truely terrifying event Chad!"

"Yes Bob, the scars from witnessing this will remain with me and many others for a very long time."

"What happened next Chad?"

"Well Bob, to be honest I blacked out with fear, but other eye witnesses claimed that the women had two rabid and dangerous animals in the car with her, who disturbingly cheered, "Yay, Kill it mom!" each time she rammed the now battered delivery vehicle. About this time the local swat team arrived to cordon off the area and take charge of the situation. Other witnesses claim that while being led away, the women dressed in brown leather, spat and clawed at them, claiming that she didn't see the now destroyed wreck, although another witness who does not want to be interviewed on camera later divulged to this reporter, that the women had also claimed that her ex had disguised himself as a prescription delivery boy so he could follow her, and was hiding in the now destroyed conveyance.

"Thank heaven you're ok Chad. Now we leave Chad Carrson for a word from our sponsors, Crustee Cheese Melts - Because You Know You Want To ...."


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Oh my effing gawd!...

Thank you... I needed that laugh this morning... afternoon... yea...


:kiss:
 
Just reporting what I heard miss ........ the public has a right to know ....

:kiss::cattail::rose:
 
Just reporting what I heard miss ........ the public has a right to know ....

:kiss::cattail::rose:
bloody asshat.... that's not how it happened and you know it.. wait ya dont... that will teach you to faint while reporting the news!

:kiss:'s
 
bloody asshat.... that's not how it happened and you know it.. wait ya dont... that will teach you to faint while reporting the news!

:kiss:'s


12 live witnesses, 3 little old ladies, a nun, a priest and a bus load of Japanese college girl exchange students can't all be wrong can they ... :rolleyes:

Oh an .... asshat ..... wearing an ass as a hat? Yes please, sign me up for one!
 
-snorts giggling-

that many huh....


consider yourself signed up.. your asshat shoudl be there in 4 to 6 weeks pending processing.
 
-snorts giggling-
that many huh....
consider yourself signed up.. your asshat shoudl be there in 4 to 6 weeks pending processing.


Does it wriggle and squirm if petted ....... ? I hope so.
It does put a new spin on sticking your head up an arse though doesn't it.
 
Does it wriggle and squirm if petted ....... ? I hope so.
It does put a new spin on sticking your head up an arse though doesn't it.
I dunno... never had one...

oh yea it does... gawd the imagery..
 
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