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firestorm71 said:
Explains why i could hear it all the way over here!!! :rolleyes:
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I will try to keep it down next time....

Seriously though, I would bet that you have charms people don't even know about! And ALL of them would work!
 
meljr2 said:
I will try to keep it down next time....

Seriously though, I would bet that you have charms people don't even know about! And ALL of them would work!
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Thank you darlin...just not sure if I remember how to use those charms or not...been a LONG time since I had to! LMAO
 
firestorm71 said:
Thank you darlin...just not sure if I remember how to use those charms or not...been a LONG time since I had to! LMAO
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I can certainly relate to that...but if you would like to practice on somoene, please feel free to let me know. I am more than willing to volunteer
 
firestorm71 said:
Thank you darlin...just not sure if I remember how to use those charms or not...been a LONG time since I had to! LMAO
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don't worry it's just like bicycles, you never forget how to ride ;)
 
meljr2 said:
I can certainly relate to that...but if you would like to practice on somoene, please feel free to let me know. I am more than willing to volunteer
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Awwww..thank you darlin! <batting my eyelashes>
 
There must be a mistake....

I took that lengthy and thorough purity test and there must be an error in their scoring! I'm much more conventional (and boring) then they say!

Also noticed they included *ahem* activities from the beginning of time, not "In the last 12 months have you..."

Then my score would be singing a different tune....

Lily
 
cocktan said:
why is that?
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Because it involves all kinds of deviant behavior... Nothing illegal and nothing with minors or animals... so I am not that kind of pervert!

Ok- one story...
When I was in college (don't they always start that way?) I was participating with a program we called the "Homeless campout". Looking back on what we did- it wasn't that impressive. The group of us set up a tent on the lawn outside of the student center and we took turns "living" in the tent on the lawn. So basically we hung out on the lawn and collected money for homeless people. But unlike the homeless, we were able to go to our rooms and shower- and we went to the cafeteria to eat.

In any case, it was my turn to "man" the tent. It was a sunny afternoon and my girlfriend was with me. We were just haning out talking to people. One of the other guys who was involved stopped by and we were all chatting. The discussion, as it often does, turned to sex. My girlfriend and the guy were having the classic discussion; who gives better head, men or women?

So picture this- they are inside the tent talking. I am mostly in the tent- lying on my back talking to passers by- and I hear them having this discussion. The next thing I know, the zipper on the tent is pulled down and I am in the tent- with my upper body sticking out with the zipper closed to my body.

I am sure you can imagine what they were up to- they were going to have me decide who gave better head. I was not going to argue getting my dick sucked, of course. So here I am in the middle of the day with students, teachers and administrators walking by and talking to me while my girlfriend and a causal acquantaince were sucking on my dick. I spoke to various people while this took place- including the president of the college and some professors of mine.

The outcome- he gave terrible head. My girlfirend was much better.
 
kinkycentralnjguy said:
Because it involves all kinds of deviant behavior... Nothing illegal and nothing with minors or animals... so I am not that kind of pervert!

Ok- one story...
When I was in college (don't they always start that way?) I was participating with a program we called the "Homeless campout". Looking back on what we did- it wasn't that impressive. The group of us set up a tent on the lawn outside of the student center and we took turns "living" in the tent on the lawn. So basically we hung out on the lawn and collected money for homeless people. But unlike the homeless, we were able to go to our rooms and shower- and we went to the cafeteria to eat.

In any case, it was my turn to "man" the tent. It was a sunny afternoon and my girlfriend was with me. We were just haning out talking to people. One of the other guys who was involved stopped by and we were all chatting. The discussion, as it often does, turned to sex. My girlfriend and the guy were having the classic discussion; who gives better head, men or women?

So picture this- they are inside the tent talking. I am mostly in the tent- lying on my back talking to passers by- and I hear them having this discussion. The next thing I know, the zipper on the tent is pulled down and I am in the tent- with my upper body sticking out with the zipper closed to my body.

I am sure you can imagine what they were up to- they were going to have me decide who gave better head. I was not going to argue getting my dick sucked, of course. So here I am in the middle of the day with students, teachers and administrators walking by and talking to me while my girlfriend and a causal acquantaince were sucking on my dick. I spoke to various people while this took place- including the president of the college and some professors of mine.

The outcome- he gave terrible head. My girlfirend was much better.
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i think that is the best college sex story that i have ever heard ^_^

oh yeah i went to a tech school, so they are few and far bettween
 
Good morning all!

Kinky~ That is not deviant at all!!!! That is an AWESOME story!!! Thank you for sharing!!!! :D :kiss:
 
firestorm71 said:
Good morning all!

Kinky~ That is not deviant at all!!!! That is an AWESOME story!!! Thank you for sharing!!!! :D :kiss:
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good morning fire...nice to see ya :kiss:
 
Happy Sunday NJ!



I'm so pissed right now.....

...although I wanted to try and enjoy the weekend without it, it's gotten hot enough inside my apartment I broke down and decided to turn on the AC.

Pffffttt.... some rude noises, a funny smell, and then the breaker tripped. No cool for Dave today! :(

Worst part is, the rental office probably isn't open until Tuesday!

Oh well, maybe I'll sweat off a couple of extra pounds or something.......



On a brighter note, any else ready for 1100 miles of racing? :D

I do hope Danica does well this year, she is so hot!l
 
Afternoon all!

Sorry to hear about your AC Dave! Mine has been on for two days now! lol
 
firestorm71 said:
Afternoon all!

Sorry to hear about your AC Dave! Mine has been on for two days now! lol
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You lucky lady!

Of course it means I have an excuse to be sitting here nearly naked! :devil:
 
firestorm71 said:
Evening all! How is NJ this evenin? Everyone have their AC cranked up? :rolleyes:
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sadly no AC for CT today, instead the parents used me as a slave to put in a sunken stone walk way in their yard...

man i gotta find a job fast....

check out the best listing i found today from craigslist, i like the last lines. i really LOL'ed

"Axway-Cyclone is looking for a bright software developer looking for a strong career growth opportunity. This person will be a mid-level software developer with a very good grasp of Java, with demonstrable potential and motivation to grow. This is not a pure heads-down coding position, but rather it’s about finessing things into actually working in the often tricky real world. Will gain experience with a wide range of cutting edge technologies.

Must-haves

• Intermediate to advanced Java skills.
• Excellent communication skills.
• Ability to learn complex topics quickly without getting overwhelmed.
• Excellent troubleshooting skills.

Nice-to-haves

• Decent knowledge of Linux or other UNIX flavors.
• Experience working with relational databases.
• Experience with enterprise mission-critical systems.

Axway-Cyclone offers

• A competitive compensation package including full benefits and performance bonus.
• A positive, professional work environment encouraging continuous learning and growth.
• Excellent life/work balance (mostly 8-5). This position is free from abusive overtime or unrealistic management expectations.
• 20% time devoted to special interest projects and/or learning opportunities.
• The ability to work with smart and experienced professionals with diverse backgrounds.
• Experience working for a recognized industry leader supporting Fortune 500 enterprise customers.
• Employee perks including ping-pong, foosball, showers, workout/yoga routines, massages, BBQs, free sodas, laundry pickup, etc. "

needless to say i applied within 3 hours of reading this:D

just thought i would share ;)
 
firestorm71 said:
Evening all! How is NJ this evenin? Everyone have their AC cranked up? :rolleyes:
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Wise Guy. Just rub it in, why don't you.

Just wait until I catch up with you!
 
Well ive got AC going in a couple rooms myself.... or atleast, i did earlier. Plenty nice now.

Hows everyones night?
 
cocktan said:
sadly no AC for CT today, instead the parents used me as a slave to put in a sunken stone walk way in their yard...

man i gotta find a job fast....

check out the best listing i found today from craigslist, i like the last lines. i really LOL'ed
needless to say i applied within 3 hours of reading this:D

just thought i would share ;)
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Damn! Shame I don't know that stuff! I'd apply!!! But yes...you don't see stuff like that posted on Monster or Career Builder!!! LMAO
 
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