No Gurls Allowed.

[rgraham666]

Dammit, Rob! I even brought pasties, a g-string and a case of beer. Pfft, I guess I'll just stand outside and rub up against the window.

Stop over at Abs. No gender lines there.

Scuse me guys. I have places to go.

 

[Shimp]

The seat stay's down here!! And shoes can go where ever the fu we want to put them.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Stop over at Abs. No gender lines there.

Scuse me guys. I have places to go.

*bounces toward Abs*

I SAID DONT LOOK!

*Screams* There's another one too! Hold me.

 

[AppleBiter]

The seat stay's down here!! And shoes can go where ever the fu we want to put them.

I live with two men and it's like that at my house all the time. What would be the difference?

 

[Shimp]

I live with two men and it's like that at my house all the time. What would be the difference?

Not at my house, but still not a slob, Hey do I get in trouble for talking to a girl?

 

[cloudy]

Well, damn! I was gonna do a Coyote Ugly dance on the bar for y'all but since I'm not allowed.....

 

[sweetnpetite]

Ladies, let the boys have there peace.


besides, it smells like cigar smoke and dirty socks in here. And if you don't stay out of there club, how are we ever gonna keep 'em outa ours?

smart girls just lurk... to hear what the boys say when we are not around

 

[rgraham666]

That's pipe smoke,sweet.

Can't afford cigars.

 

[AppleBiter]

That's pipe smoke,sweet.

Can't afford cigars.

Pssst . . . Swisher Sweets are pretty cheap! Did I say that?

 

[sweetnpetite]

*cough* *cough*

 

[AppleBiter]

*cough* *cough*

I quit smoking nearly 9 months ago, so I won't be joining the boys in the partaking of cigars.

 

[rgraham666]

Cigars for me mean Cubans or something like that.

At $50 each, at least, way outside my budget.

My first bitch about women, they never realise that they, individually, are included when you give a general direction.

"You don't mean me?" they say innocently.

 

[AppleBiter]

My first bitch about women, they never realise that they, individually, are included when you give a general direction.

"You don't mean me?" they say innocently.

HA!

 

[mlady_france]

That's pipe smoke,sweet.

Can't afford cigars.

I love the smell of pipe smoke.

But I guess I'll keep my dancing in Abs. and I've been practising with the pole and everything.

 

[joeys-game]

What is the answer to the question
how do i look?

if you say ..fine or ok
your dead in the water
you get a retort like

"what, so you think i look fat"?

wtf

 

[Liar]

Well, damn! I was gonna do a Coyote Ugly dance on the bar for y'all but since I'm not allowed.....

That's what Abstrusions are for.

Among other things.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Cigars for me mean Cubans or something like that.

At $50 each, at least, way outside my budget.

My first bitch about women, they never realise that they, individually, are included when you give a general direction.

"You don't mean me?" they say innocently.

Kinda like the reaction I get from men when I say something along the lines of "men are jerks"...

And I'm just here because some of you were in our menstrual blood-thread. I'm leaving now.

Oh - and don't badmouth tampons! They're the closest things I've had to sex for some time now...

 

[lil_elvis]

This reminds me of that Little Rascals' episode with the "He-Man Woman Haters' Club"

 

[Ferawyn]

<pours himself a cognac and pulls up a chair>

So. Do you guys shave before or after taking a shower?

 

[rgraham666]

Don't shave.

I'm not allowed to play with sharp objects.

 

[BlackShanglan]

What is the answer to the question
how do i look?

if you say ..fine or ok
your dead in the water
you get a retort like

"what, so you think i look fat"?

wtf

I believe the only effective answer is a grin, a look of sensual desire, and "I don't know. Let's see how you feel." Follow with passionate groping until question is forgotten. Or skip the words and move straight to the passionate embrace.

(But that's a strictly non-gendered POV.)

 

[joeys-game]

<pours himself a cognac and pulls up a chair>

So. Do you guys shave before or after taking a shower?

cognac sounds good despite it being only 9am here...

during the shower!
What about you?
Coffee?

 

[impressive]

http://www.arcanewolf.com/wizard/sounds/burp2.wav

 

[Belegon]

see, if I'm just hanging out, I want the chicks around...at least as eye candy.

I was trying to think of someplace where I don't want to see them, especially bare tits (Hi Imp!) but I keep coming up with places and then going, nah a woman that could apprecaite that would be cool...

I mean, hanging around a garage working on cars? The chick that digs it is cool. Football game? same. Strip Club? damn straight!

Guess I'm just addicted to pussy...

 

[joeys-game]

see, if I'm just hanging out, I want the chicks around...at least as eye candy.

I was trying to think of someplace where I don't want to see them, especially bare tits (Hi Imp!) but I keep coming up with places and then going, nah a woman that could apprecaite that would be cool...

I mean, hanging around a garage working on cars? The chick that digs it is cool. Football game? same. Strip Club? damn straight!

Guess I'm just addicted to pussy...

no doubt!!!but when you tell them they can't ....same as us with thiers!