No Nut November

[NeonSubtlety]

This has never been a thing in my life. My parents steered me away from peer pressure. And thank god for my sanity (and my prostate).

 

[Xerxes82]

But um, how do you prove that you’ve won?

We did it on the honor system. Everybody to their word. If we all caved the money went into secret santa gifts.

I've been thinking about giving it to a local food bank to help a bit for the holiday.

 

[Trekka]

We did it on the honor system. Everybody to their word. If we all caved the money went into secret santa gifts.

I've been thinking about giving it to a local food bank to help a bit for the holiday.

This so funny.

So lemme get this straight: you and a buncha your honorable buddies had an honorable convo about the honorable act of no-nutting. You trust each other enough to put money on the line (what’s the buy-in?!) and decided to, natch, go by the honor system...

If everyone caves it goes to my annual workplace worst nightmare*... or a food bank?!

Dude you earned that cash. Pocket it. Honorably!

*my work calls it a “snowball fight” versus Secret Santa. You put a gift on a random coworker’s desk that says “You got snowballed!” And once you’ve been snowballed, it’s your turn to put a gift on someone else’s desk, thus snowballing them. The snowballee puts a sign on their cube that says “I’ve been snowballed” (to prevent repeat snowballing and make sure everyone gets a gift) ... AND I AM THE ONLY ONE ON A TEAM OF 54 PEOPLE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS.

 

[Taegul]

But um, how do you prove that you’ve won?

I can prove that I lost.

 

[Xerxes82]

This so funny.

So lemme get this straight: you and a buncha your honorable buddies had an honorable convo about the honorable act of no-nutting. You trust each other enough to put money on the line (what’s the buy-in?!) and decided to, natch, go by the honor system...

Actually it went more like this: One of my friends had Seinfeld on while we were hanging out. Somebody mentioned November, so he put on the episode where they each agreed to remain "Master of their domain". Which led to a discussion of whether any of us could make it more than a few days.

Then a bet, 'cause we're all morons. And finally everybody but me failing out in the first week. Which led to much joking about when I would also fail. Which led to me be a stubborn bitch and refusing to fail.

And I am definitely taking their money, but I don't much feel the need to keep it. It was good motivation though.

 

[Trekka]

I can prove that I lost.

Bahahaha

*anxiously awaits the evidence*

 

[Trekka]

Actually it went more like this: One of my friends had Seinfeld on while we were hanging out. Somebody mentioned November, so he put on the episode where they each agreed to remain "Master of their domain". Which led to a discussion of whether any of us could make it more than a few days.

Then a bet, 'cause we're all morons. And finally everybody but me failing out in the first week. Which led to much joking about when I would also fail. Which led to me be a stubborn bitch and refusing to fail.

And I am definitely taking their money, but I don't much feel the need to keep it. It was good motivation though.

Lol, it started with Seinfeld. This makes much more sense now.

So you’re an honorable, charitable master of your own domain. With a buncha pervy guy friends.

 

[hotwords229_A]

A bet with a circle of friends. As the only survivor, I stand to pocket about $400. It was more just an excuse to be a stubborn asshole when they all failed in the first week.

But if they all failed in the first week why did you have to go the whole month? Wouldn't you have just won when the last one blew his wad?

What would have happened if none of you lasted the month?

--I had a hard time refraining from pointing out that you referred to your "circle of friends" while talking about jerking off. It's a good thing I have discipline.

 

[parker77]

seems we have some trust issues about; kinda making an issue outta nutin’.

 

[AlwaysFara]

I came.

By myself.

Did I win?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I came.

By myself.

Did I win?

Always

 

[AlwaysFara]

Always

If you won I definitely won.

If you guys need me I'll be washing some towels and bedsheets.

Gosh.

 

[parker77]

I came.

By myself.

Did I win?

No Nut November is one of those rare challenges where losing is winning. so, yeah, you win. and you’ve already received your prize! now go get busy and win again!

 

[Suz_anne]

December 1st, y'all!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/aafdc174ef8d702f76bbf878ad7ae2bb/e83801ad9a728230-36/s400x600/c0924265ccf9f18a9fee7da22dd5ae71cd5e87cb.gifv

 

[Trekka]

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Vel6c0u

Ahahaha! Oy, the insurance paperwork...

 

[hotwords229_A]

So should there be a Destroy Dick December thread? Or can we assume that's just every month.

 

[parker77]

So should there be a Destroy Dick December thread? Or can we assume that's just every month.

it was every month before that tricky d24 distracted everyone with No Nut November. why shouldn’t things return to their natural state?

 

[default24]

Are you guys remembering how destroy dick December works? I thought about making one but the premise is insane. By day 10 anyone who says they're still going is a fucking liar. And is that what we want to be doing here? Calling each other liars? I say, nay. This is a happy place where you can now go back to the beginning of the thread and see some sweet, sexy links

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are you guys remembering how destroy dick December works? I thought about making one but the premise is insane. By day 10 anyone who says they're still going is a fucking liar. And is that what we want to be doing here? Calling each other liars? I say, nay. This is a happy place where you can now go back to the beginning of the thread and see some sweet, sexy links

True, by tomorrow I'd be out of ammo, but those sweet sexy threads at the beginning certainly are inspirational!

 

[parker77]

True, by tomorrow I'd be out of ammo, but those sweet sexy threads at the beginning certainly are inspirational!

now i gotta go read and reminisce? you fuckers are a lot of work.

 

[default24]

now i gotta go read and reminisce? you fuckers are a lot of work.

It's a labor of love. Self-love, but still love

 

[hotwords229_A]

now i gotta go read and reminisce? you fuckers are a lot of work.

It's a labor of love. Self-love, but still love

I consider it an investment in good prostate health.

 

[default24]

True, by tomorrow I'd be out of ammo, but those sweet sexy threads at the beginning certainly are inspirational!

Yeah, and the name of the game has to be pretty literal. I don't care how much lube you're using the skin is going to get beat up pretty bad

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yeah, and the name of the game has to be pretty literal. I don't care how much lube you're using the skin is going to get beat up pretty bad

Plus, do we even know the science of how much cum the human body can create in a day? There's still so much I don't know about my dick.

 

[default24]

Plus, do we even know the science of how much cum the human body can create in a day? There's still so much I don't know about my dick.

If you want to be a guinea pig and try the challenge, I'd absolutely welcome hearing your findings. Remember to stay hydrated! Think of how healthy your prostate will be!