No Nut November

[MrZeno]

Not sure why anyone would choose to do this. But I will give it my best shot, or not.

 

[default24]

So. *cracks knuckles*

How does this work? (Besides the obvious.)

Do we checkin in once a week? Is there a cheerleading squad? Do we get a t-shirt?

Details, default.

Need ‘em.

I’d say check-in as needed. Some people need more support than others
I’ll do the best cheerleading that I can but I was always better at doing cheerleaders
I’m happy to report that day 1 is complete and my celibacy is in tact

 

[default24]

Not sure why anyone would choose to do this. But I will give it my best shot, or not.

Delayed gratification- at the end of this you’ll have a sensational orgasm that’ll make you think you’ve met God
Community- there’s dozens of us. Dozens!
Challenge- what percentage of people can actually accumplish this? 3%? Imagine the sense of pride you could have

 

[hotwords229_A]

Delayed gratification- at the end of this you’ll have a sensational orgasm that’ll make you think you’ve met God
Community- there’s dozens of us. Dozens!
Challenge- what percentage of people can actually accumplish this? 3%? Imagine the sense of pride you could have

I never found the 1st orgasm after a dry spell to be that good. The second one is the money cum!

Also 3% of people can touch their nose with their tongue. But . . .

 

[ears1980]

Day 1 complete

Still holding on - out, I mean. This week’ll be pretty easy for me; I’m getting waxed Thursday and never nut for a few days beforehand. Afterwards will be the real challenge...

And default - you’re spot on about delayed gratification and that first orgasm!

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm out.

Et tu, NRJ? Et tu?


*shakes head sadly*


But non-judgmentally.

 

[Endless_Night]

Day Two.

The saga commences.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Also 3% of people can touch their nose with their tongue. But . . .

I used to be able to do this. But I guess getting fat meant fat tongue/face.. No longer possible.

I think I could handle 30 days of no masturbation.. But 30 days of no sex would be rough. I've only ever done that after C-section/babies. The gross leaking boobs made me feel pretty unsexy though. So that was easier.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I used to be able to do this. But I guess getting fat meant fat tongue/face.. No longer possible.

I wonder if any of those dick lengthening techniques would also apply to the tongue?
Although, tying a weight to your tongue every night seems unpleasant for such little payoff.

P.s.- your AVs have been great throughout the month of Halloween!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I wonder if any of those dick lengthening techniques would also apply to the tongue?
Although, tying a weight to your tongue every night seems unpleasant for such little payoff.

P.s.- your AVs have been great throughout the month of Halloween!

Thank you. October is one of my favorite months for colors and fun. Now I'll have to figure out November..

And doing that at night. I think would result in more drool on my pillow than anything lol. Wet dream would have a new meaning.

 

[AlpineFresco]

I think I've missed something here. Why is this a thing?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think I've missed something here. Why is this a thing?

You haven't and it's not.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You haven't and it's not.

Lies!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Lies!

Your hormones are all out of whack. You are an exception. I only even dare mention the word hormones because I'm half a country away.

 

[ears1980]

Lies!

Word.

It’s easy, even lazy, to give in to your desires, to mindlessly pleasure yourself as the mood takes you.

It’s far more difficult to tame those urges, to allow yourself a bit of a tease, to bring yourself to that precipice before backing away - and to do it again and again.

Your brain is constantly aroused, yet the fence you’ve constructed denies you until such time as you decide to deliver yourself.

The torment can be exquisite - and your friends here can share it and help you...

 

[parker77]

Day Two.

The saga commences.

not so fast! i already disqualified myself the morning of 11/1 as promised. i'm reliable.

 

[Acktion]

Yeah, no.

Several years ago, my late wife had a (much needed) hysterectomy. And since even knowing I was off... ***cough***... handling things would make her ache, I settled in and waited out the green light with her.

After forty days and nights, there came a flood, people.

After ten minutes of wondering if they fucked up and sewed that sucker shut, I was (for the only time in my life) a three pump chump (once I managed to wedge my way in to her screams of "don't you dare fucking stop!"). Fell back on my knees, coming out of her...

And,... look here. Love was a tall woman. She could look down on the top of my bald head when she couldn't avoid being seen standing at the same time as me. And when I fell out and back, my hips were about her knees.

And that first shot traveled all the way up her body to turn her right eye into Lake Michigan.

Wait... her right?... my left... Yes, her right eye.

But, I wasn't done. Oh, no. Nope. What felt like my fuckin' spleen came shooting out of me, following what I could only assume had been my intestines since my eyes were closed. I literally thought I was dying. (But, what a fuckin' way to go, eh?)

And the second blast filled her right nostril to overflowing before trailing off into her open mouth.

And still I wasn't done. This was it. "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth" as my lungs went sailing after.

No, not literally. Although it sure as shit felt like it with my eyes closed and my mouth open in a rictus scream.

(What's that movie where the guy is cumming so hard he desiccates? I think Anna Faris was the girlfriend pinned to the ceiling by the torrent... Yeah, that was how I felt.)

And the third splash turned her cleavage into the fuckin' Rio Grande.

At that point, I collapsed forward again, barely catching myself from landing on her as I tried to draw a damn breath. And turned her whole pubic region into the heaviest glazed donut you've ever seen.

Although I didn't see it right then, since my eyes were still closed... and I thought my fuckin' heart had followed my lungs.

I was dead. I knew I was. My brain just hadn't completely shut down yet. And any moment I was going to collapse on her, because I had nothing left to lever myself to the side.

Three seconds ticked by, although it felt a whole lot longer... you know, as it tends to do when you are dying.

And my delicate flower burst out laughing!

I was dead, and she was laughing about it?!

"Now THAT'S how you cum, damn it!" She said. "That's how you cum from now on!"

What the fuck was she talking... oh.

I finally opened my eyes and saw her looking like something straight out of a Lit story. No, I'm not kidding or exaggerating. Before she died, we stumbled across some porn site... "Waveslime?" "Slimewave?" "Heslimedme?" Something like that.

And she said, "I remember when you did that to me."

I had to shut it off. That just... no. Hell, no. Nope, nope, McNopster. Cumming like that again would finish me the fuck off (if holding out for that long again didn't first).

Hell, the only reason I didn't cum on November 01 or Halloween was because on Halloween my dog was sick (and projectile diarhea spraying six feet just doesn't do it for me) and yesterday we were sleeping off our exhaustion of twenty-four hours trying to get whichever end pointed out the door in time.

Took the situation in hand this morning... and completely covered my palm about an eighth of an inch deep (and I can palm a basketball).

(As a matter of fact, I'm about due for Round 2... An empty prostate is a happy prostate, my doc tells me.)

But, my hat is off to those managing to fight the good fight and remain nut-free. I acknowledge my short-cummings. You are stronger by far than I.

 

[Acktion]

I never found the 1st orgasm after a dry spell to be that good. The second one is the money cum!

Also 3% of people can touch their nose with their tongue. But . . .

Quoted for truth on that first sentence. That shit hurt!

As far as the second... back in the time that has mold and ash obscuring most of the chronicles, I had to have the same surgery attributed to Gene Simmons to remove a benign cyst.

And, being a little asshat, popped a stitch while I was healing.

A few years later, they were in town (post Ace) for a show and dropped in the grocery store I was working as we were closing. Now, me... I'm not really all that big on celebrities being up on a pedestal. Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate their work, but I know they are just people like you and me. Frankly, I was more interested in getting the fuck out of there and going to fuck my future second ex-fiance.

But, one of the other guys knew my "dirty little secret" since I'd more than once made him laugh by licking the tip of my nose around to under my chin when a particularly cute girl was walking away. So, he tells Mr. Simmons prompting them to ask me about it.

And after I did my party trick, they just weren't going to be satisfied without a picture of he and I doing the pose together.

Little fucker that outed me called me "Bobbsy Twin" for weeks until I quit and went to work in the detention units.

 

[Endless_Night]

not so fast! i already disqualified myself the morning of 11/1 as promised. i'm reliable.

No worries, Mr. Reliable. Just reboot and start again tomorrow.

We'll grandfather you in.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I refuse to agree to any no nutting anything! I need regular nut!

 

[munch2much]

My nuts are regularly tended too

 

[Endless_Night]

Considering the number of resounding NOs this thread has garnered I find myself wondering how this idea ever gained traction as a yearly event.


Oh,
and

 

[Lord Pmann]

Considering the number of resounding NOs this thread has garnered I find myself wondering how this idea ever gained traction as a yearly event.


Oh,
and

It’s mostly people mocking the idea.

 

[default24]

It’s mostly people mocking the idea.

Pretty fucked up, right?

 

[Tampafel]

I’m still sticking with it.

Act in haste, repent in leisure. But, I made a promise. So, I’m sticking with it.