No Nut November

[default24]

the only time hotwords isn’t being provocative is when he’s asleep

He’s sure as hell provocative when I’m asleep

 

[default24]

People don’t understand sweet, humble, meek guys like you and me.

They can go shove a humble pie up their collective twat.

I don’t want to brag but I’m probably the humblest person on here. Or maybe ever

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t want to brag but I’m probably the humblest person on here. Or maybe ever

Don’t make me start a thread with a poll.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Don’t make me start a thread with a poll.

Just go to AmPics.... there are plenty of threads already full of poles....

Oh...a POLL.

Damn homonyms.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

By the way... I'm still celibate.

Whatchya got, huh?

 

[hotwords229_A]

the only time hotwords isn’t being provocative is when he’s asleep

He’s sure as hell provocative when I’m asleep

https://i2.wp.com/riversofgrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/voti8zy.gif?resize=450%2C253&ssl=1
You can sleep in those armored pajamas, but I know you left the mouth open for a reason.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

People don’t understand sweet, humble, meek guys like you and me.

They can go shove a humble pie up their collective twat.

I get such satisfaction out of using the word “twat.”

https://i2.wp.com/riversofgrue.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/voti8zy.gif?resize=450%2C253&ssl=1
You can sleep in those armored pajamas, but I know you left the mouth open for a reason.

That looks like a great way to break a dick.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That looks like a great way to break a dick.

And bust a nut.

 

[barefootgirl69]

And bust a nut.

But not in November!

 

[mouthful6]

Day 5.

Now it gets hard from here on out.

Literally.

 

[mouthful6]

Day 6, still fixed.

 

[Mattentive]

I thought this thread was for overweight squirrels.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I thought this thread was for overweight squirrels.

Nope. Overweight balls.

 

[mouthful6]

Day 7, no Heaven.

 

[Mattentive]

Nope. Overweight balls.

https://external-preview.redd.it/I6dExA_2FTYhQ2PthKGm_jiTKge9YGlhgSblb_KGOsA.jpg?auto=webp&s=9fc34e49e73a85583cf8d45783f4df843b21e046
You'll all need a ball bra by Thanksgiving.

 

[default24]

Forget the bra. I'm going straight to the wheelbarrow
https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/be/ca/72/beca723d7b6672146c2393bf6e5d3d2a.jpg

 

[barefootgirl69]

It FEELS like day 79!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Nope. Overweight balls.

This is me. And I’ve only participated in No-Nut November 7th.

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[Lord Pmann]

Forget the bra. I'm going straight to the wheelbarrow
https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/be/ca/72/beca723d7b6672146c2393bf6e5d3d2a.jpg

No fucking way. I just posted the above. Damn you default. Damn you.

 

[default24]

No fucking way. I just posted the above. Damn you default. Damn you.

Great minds?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Great minds?

Great minds and heavy sacks.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Forget the bra. I'm going straight to the wheelbarrow
https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/be/ca/72/beca723d7b6672146c2393bf6e5d3d2a.jpg

…and heavy sacks.

#839 on the things I didn’t need to know list

*looking up the things I appreciate today thread to thank you both for using cartoons instead of actual pictures to illustrate your pain

 

[default24]

#839 on the things I didn’t need to know list

*looking up the things I appreciate today thread to thank you both for using cartoons instead of actual pictures to illustrate your pain

First of all, you're welcome.
Secondly, Pmann and I are nothing if not meticulously considerate

 

[Lord Pmann]

My sack density > iridium

 

[Lord Pmann]

First of all, you're welcome.
Secondly, Pmann and I are nothing if not meticulously considerate

Pmann the polite, they call me.