Nominations Thread: Lance's GB Grrlfriend

Fata and Pookie are both great nominations.

Both give very good phone sex, according to Rob.
 
In order to stimulate more Nominations on this, the last day of eligibility, I have decided to add a Promotion:

"The Lucky Winner will fly me, all expenses paid, to meet her for a romantic getaway in scenic Edmonton!"

You said eight days!

It's only been three.

Someone nominate me. I'm perfect for Beloved Lance.
 
In light of all the unseemly behavior on the General Board, I have decided to discontinue this doomed hunt for red october.

I deserve better than what the GB has to offer in "online grrlfriends" at this time.
 
I'm offering!
Just kidding, of course. My time has passed.

But he has a lot of appeal with most female lurkers.
Nevermind that he's a much better option than the cucks, cheaters, open marriage advocates and girly boys who populate the GB.
 
I am not sure who to feel sorrier for.

I kind of like him, actually.

His IQ is waaay above the norm, he's funny and his job made him quite attuned to social and psychological issues. Intuitive without being a beta.

My only objections are some of his remarks about LTR and butters' kids, which I loathe.
 
I kind of like him, actually.

His IQ is waaay above the norm, he's funny and his job made him quite attuned to social and psychological issues. Intuitive without being a beta.

My only objections are some of his remarks about LTR and butters' kids, which I loathe.

Which of his many fantasy jobs would that be? Lawyer? Economist? A list DJ? World class IT manager?
 
Which of his many fantasy jobs would that be? Lawyer? Economist? A list DJ? World class IT manager?

Lawyer, dumbo.
He fits the mould.
He's clearly more than intelligent enough to have passed his exams, And his analytical skills & take on people clearly are skills that usually grow out of that.


And I'm a big fan. And I'm not exactly the dumb9 that you Blurt thread dumbos take me to be, either.
 
Lawyer, dumbo.
He fits the mould.
He's clearly more than intelligent enough to have passed his exams, And his analytical skills & take on people clearly are skills that usually grow out of that.

His knowledge of the law is laughable. He's proven on more than one occasion that he doesn't even understand the basic concepts involved.
 
Yet again...

Lance proves that this place has a morbid fascination with those whose world view is utterly reprehensible.

Bravo, Folks... yet again, he grabs your attention and keeps his unearned "centre stage"

And I'm JUST as guilty, by posting in this thread. :Avery:
 
His knowledge of the law is laughable. He's proven on more than one occasion that he doesn't even understand the basic concepts involved.

Oh well. I don't quite understand those terms and tbh I would be able to tell.
And I understand where you're coming from, I didn't like his trolling of you guys either.

But he's clearly very intelligent & he stimulates & opens one's mind. Rare qualities nowadays, but luckily some of them gravitated to the GB too. Not just the idiots, cucks and creeps.
 
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