Nude blondes have more fun ...

[Isabella Thorne]

A LESSON TO BE LEARNED ...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a crap table. An attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000.00 on a single roll...

"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier, when I am completly nude..." With that she takes everything off except her necklace...

She rolls the nice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes, Mama needs new clothes."

Then she yells, "I WON, I WON, I WON, YES ! YES ! YES !"

She begins jumping up and down, hugging both dealers. Then she picks up the money and her clothes and quickly leaves..............The dealers just stares at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other replies, "I don't know, I thought YOU were WATCHING...

MORAL TO THIS STORY: NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB ....... hee hee

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Fuck that was funny

where do you get these? e-mails?

and I'm fallowing your av today hehe

*sits and stairs*

 

[Isabella Thorne]

yup Fly baby ... this was sent to me as an email ... i am a very lucky girl to get so many wonderful jokes ... and i love sharing them from time to time with all of you

you're gonna follow me around today? wellll ok luv ...

hey i hope you like my new sig line too btw ... i heard the song on the way into work ... and i had an epiphany ... lol

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Now this is way too blonde ...

BLONDE BANK ROBBER

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy
plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde,
Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car
and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the
plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than
three minutes with the cash.

Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Buffie. Buffie goes in
the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One minute passes . . .
Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really
stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a
safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time
she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open
again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and
underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As
the gals are getting away, Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought
you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!" "No, you
idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD
and blow the SAFE!"