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I see Miles has abandoned The Onion as a news source. A few million more satire sites and he'll be golden.
You are such a dupe.
Take a clue from your own profile.
What's your malfunction, asshole?
Your story came from The Daily Currant; which is a satire site like The Onion.
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/13/obama-tax-country-music/Are you getting your news from Fox, or the Onion?
Obama Unveils New American Flag
Nov. 12, 2012
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President Barack Obama introduced a new flag today for the United States of America.
At a press conference in Washington, D.C. the recently reelected socialist declared that he had issued an executive order replacing the traditional stars-and-stripes with a new design intended to be more "progressive and diverse."
The brand new American flag features a green and red color scheme, meant to symbolize Islam and Socialism, respectively. The red portion sports a Soviet hammer and sickle and six French fleur-de-lys, representing the six "important states" of California, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, Vermont, and Hawaii.
The green section features the phrase "People's Republic of America'" written in Arabic. Just above the script is a marijuana leaf celebrating America's drug culture.
The controversial content of the flag attracted intense criticism from the reporters attending the event, but Obama was undeterred:
"Look I earned political capital in this campaign and I intend to spend it. I'm not running for reelection again. So I can do what I want, when I want. America's an Islamic, Socialist, 420-friendly nation now. And it needs a flag to match."
NASCAR is next.
Yeah sure dunce, he wasn't speaking from the heart though was he?![]()
Your story came from The Daily Currant; which is a satire site like The Onion.
But I'm sure you knew that![]()
No screaming shit!
Nothing gets past you, does it?
My story came from The Daily Currant; which is a satire site like The Onion.
But I'm sure you knew that![]()
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/13/obama-tax-country-music/
The same source chose to publish this as well:
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/12/obama-unveils-american-flag/
Oh, you thought it was real...why am I not surprised?
You should sign your's StillSuckingObamaButtinFlorida.![]()
According to a draft document, half of the revenue generated from the tax will go towards closing the deficit. The other half will go to distributing free gangsta rap music to elementary schools in the South as part of a 'cultural diversity' program managed by the Department of Education.
"We think every Southern child should learn about Tupac and Biggie,' says Secretary of Education Arne Duncan, "It's an important part of American history..."
There was a show on PBS last night with a lot of black 50's era music. 50's music isn't my kind of music in general, but what struck me was that black music used to be decent, didn't have all the curse words, call women names, glamorize crime, etc. The sang well, and didn't just talk like rap and hip hop acts do.
Why can't we have a President like the Prime Minister of Canada? He's got more courage than Barack Obama has or will ever have.
miles, good job of outing stupid by hate...
They cannot help themselves and thus miss the obvious.
miles, good job of outing stupid by hate...
They cannot help themselves and thus miss the obvious.

There couldn't possibly be a more miserable existence than a life sentence of being one of them.
Can you imagine waking up every morning to the realization of being Pork Chop?![]()