Ode to The Three

[Todd]

Madame P, Lil' Debbie and DarlingBri,
These three are Lits Unholy Trinity.

Only there opinions heres do count,
All others with a big stick they do flount.

For in there minds is not equality or fun,
For the have become Lit's Atilla the Hun.

Lil' Debbie with her Bible to bash,
Has to worry about strap on rash.

Madame P rolling on her high horse.
None can steer near her intelligent course.

Then The Newest of the Three, DarlinBri,
Rounds out this our unholy Trinity.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Todd]

Madame P, Lil' Debbie and DarlingBri,
These threee are Lits Unholy Trinity.

Todd...are you asking to get flamed??

Just paying homage to our creators.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Did you genuflect when you wrote that? Cause I suggest that ducking is a pretty good idea.

 

[DarlingBri]

I don't believe "flount" is a word.

Thank you for sharing.

 

[Todd]

I don't believe "flount" is a word.

Thank you for sharing.

exactly my point to why she rounds out our unholy trinity

 

[Dillinger]

Damn. I NEVER get to be part of a trinity.

 

[Dillinger]

Maybe if I change my icon I can be unholy too?

 

[Starfish]

Dilly my silly

thing being....it won't stick if you change it, ever, and thus resulting in a pointless thread....
Go back and link the Goddamn url to the post, reefer head.

I said NOW!

 

[Dillinger]

Huh?

 

[Starfish]

Hum! let's see,
You know that you are being difficult, don't you? Now come over here and sit on my lap, and listen very carefully.

Okay, I think that you realize that if you put up a different icon in your slot, there, you'll end up losing the point to your above thread, thus resulting in a pointless thread and I realize you would like to preserve the meaningfull nature of the Literotica BB!

Do you know that with tags you can put up a pick on a post?....ex. Mysts naked men pics, and the like! You should really post an extra one in there so that when you change your icon again, which you know you will, that you can preserve your point. Just a suggestion....Sorry, I was trying out the power trip thing.

 

[Dillinger]

Ah yes.. I know that... and all the tags and all...

Doesn't much matter though - my ramblings are not the point of this thread.

The point of this thread is that Todd is a masochist.

 

[Problem Child]

Actually they're 3/8th's of my hot tub crew.

Membership scouts from Mensa have helicopters circling the property.

 

[DarlingBri]

Problem Child...

You da man!

<grin>

 

[bluntforcemama]

So who makes up the HOLY trinity?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

John, Paul and George.

Ringo is heaven's pool cleaner.

 

[RonG]

John, Paul and George.

Ringo is heaven's pool cleaner.

As an ex-New Yorker, I expected you to say Willie, Mickey, and The Duke.

 

[Ally C]

Ode 3:16

For Todd so loved the Board
That he gave us His ode
That whosoever believeth in Him
Shall be flamed
And have everlasting strife.


Hallelujah. Praise the Board.
Amen.

 

[Persephone]

Consistent

I suppose it's reassuringly consistent, Todd, that your poetry is on par with your fiction...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

As an ex-New Yorker, I expected you to say Willie, Mickey, and The Duke.

As an ex-New Yorker I would have said Lennon, Woody and Papp.

 

[DarlingBri]

ROFL!

I love it! What about his free-form use of capitalisation and punctuation? Truly groundbreaking!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Kudos, KOK!

That was one of the most insightful pieces of criticism I've read in a long time. I believe it truly takes a genius to recognize the work of a true poetic genius in his own time. You don't work for the NY Times Review of Books, do you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Most excellent.

 

[DarlingBri]

Well, Kerrie, I have to tell you that when I read Todd's ode and found my name in it, I was immensely flattered. I just couldn't believe that he had even noticed me, let alone classed me with such major, long-standing Lit figures as Madame Pandora and Deborah.

And then, of course, it's an increadible feeling to be iconized by a poetic talent like Todd.

To be honest, though, I didn't really understand all of the literary allusions. I had to get Renegade21 to explain it to me. When he explained that it was a reference to the Trimorphic Satan, and I was actually being cast in the role of The Tempter, I finally understood that this was a love poem for the Ladies of Lit.

[Edited by DarlingBri on 03-29-2001 at 12:52 PM]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Now that's how to say "fuck you".