Offensive Jokes

[psiberzerker]

tommy: mrs. wilson, can little billy come out to play?
Mrs wilson: but you know little billy has cerebral palsy.
tommy: yeah, but he makes a great second base.

LOL! Classic.

 

[WoundedKnee]

If I were to post an offensive joke, it would ruin your thread even worse than the one you posted. It would "prove" everything that the LWCJ claims that all conservatives are, so I saved you the grief. You're welcome.

We live in an age where it's just best to keep your mouth shut and thoughts to yourself because the SJW types are always looking for a target to attack. To them, the real humor is in the attack itself, a real offensive joke.

 

[WoundedKnee]

This is "approved" comedy:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475846

 

[psiberzerker]

We live in an age where it's just best to keep your mouth shut and thoughts to yourself because the SJW types are always looking for a target to attack. To them, the real humor is in the attack itself, a real offensive joke.

So, you're coming out as a SJW. You're attacking. You're offended. You're triggered, you saw someone trying to have fun, and to save us from ourselves, you just had to take up your banner to stop it.

What are you fighting for? You're attacking, so obviously your'e a warrior. Social Injustice, or anti-social justice? Why don't you give them the chance to get offended, and shut it down, before you get offended, and shut it down, in 1 fucking post?

Is it because you just don't know any offensive jokes? because I don't see anyone offended here, except the ones who don't have a sense of humor.

http://media1.giphy.com/media/lfHyE7kWURQNW/200_d.webp/

 

[WoundedKnee]

Uh, yeah. I wouldn't even have opened this thread if it weren't for your comments in the thread.
Attacking? No, I'm just explaining. I'm not the one trying to shut down other people having fun.
And yes, I know some offensive jokes from back in the day.

Example:

What do you get when you hire a wetback? A good worker.
What do you get when you hire two wetbacks? Half a day's work.
What do you get when you hire three wetbacks? Nothing fucking done.

I'm out. Have fun. ~~ toodles ~~

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

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[psiberzerker]

I wouldn't even have opened this thread if it weren't for your comments in the thread.

How did you know about my comments, in my thread, without opening the thread? Is it the same way you are able to see the future? To stop the crime of someone getting offended, before they get offended, and file a Minority Report?

What do you get when you hire a wetback? A good worker.
What do you get when you hire two wetbacks? Half a day's work.
What do you get when you hire three wetbacks? Nothing fucking done.

Now, how hard was that?

 

[Libsam]

That's why we have Nazis marching openly in the streets.

Everybody gets a merit badge!!

http://wwiihistorycenter.org/352nd/graphics/awards/KVKII.jpg

 

[rae121452]

i just thought of another old one:

mother teresa is in heaven and she keeps seeing princess di floating around. something is really bothering her until finally she goes to god and says, "I have to talk to you. i spent my whole life in the slums, caring for the sick, helping the poor and doing without. all princess di ever did is drive around waving at people and wearing fancy dresses. How come she has a halo and i don't?"

and god says, "calm down, that's not a halo. it's a steering wheel."

 

[psiberzerker]

Everybody gets a merit badge!!

http://wwiihistorycenter.org/352nd/graphics/awards/KVKII.jpg

See, now that was funny!

 

[psiberzerker]

So anyways, there's this Hahvahd man sitting at a bar, drinking a doppelhopped IPA with a straw, and a tiki umbrella, when a black guy walks in, and orders a Schlitz.

They get to talking, because there's nobody else at the bar, but it quickly becomes clear that the Hahavahd man is an English professor.

So, Leon asks "Where'd you go to school at."

To which, the hipster replies, "Well, you know you don't end a sentence with a preposition."

To which Leon replied, "Aite, where'd you go to school at, asshole?"