Oh my god i'm horny!

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

I feel like i'm about to be passed around like a blunt at a Greatfull Dead concert....oh well sucks to be me

 

[April]

Yeah, right!! You love it!

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

I regret that I have but one penis and tongue to give to this board.....

*The soon to be famous last words of Expertise*

Hee hee hee

 

[Bobtoad777]

Expertise

Maybe when you tire and if i stick around they will pass me around

 

[Expertise]

I may have a serious cardiac event and die....but I refuse to tire BT.

 

[Bliss]

I regret that I have but one penis and tongue to give to this board.....

Ex,

When you bastardize Nathan Hale, it reaaaaaaally turns me on!

*wanders aimlessly past the bar, back to the lawnchair*

 

[Expertise]

September is hereby declared "Bastardize A Famous Speaker Month"

Thanks Payne, I couldn't remember his name for love nor money.

 

[Guest]

April?

 

[April]

Since he must rest at times, we will have time to play with probably one other. I wonder who it might be?

 

[Guest]

Idea!!!!

 

[April]

We should take it upon ourselves to teach bobtoad a few things. You know, spread the wealth! LOL

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah yeah share the knowledge

 

[Guest]

 

[Bobtoad777]

what do i do first?

 

[April]

I would like to stay and help, but must be going myself. Maybe later.

 

[Gingersnap]

Never really considered toad and deflower in the same sentence before. I thought toads just did it doggie style anyway. So if he is on your back is he doing you or are you doing him. HMMM a dilemma to be sure!!

 

[insideShiraz]

lolololololololololololo...

Luscious Lionness,

Do you feel that you get your humor from your mom, or from your dad? You're funnier than hell. I mean, everyone here is hilarious, really. Does anyone remember,"I'm squeezing your tiny little head"? Hi Cheyenne

insideShiraz

 

[insideShiraz]

Kids in the Hall...

oops. i guess i changed the theme. Kids in the Hall type of humor...I'm crushing your little head...out of left field...Still too wierd, Cheyenne?

insideShiraz

 

[Cheyenne]

Ya know, I'm starting to think it is just me. Maybe I'm too old for your humor- like Kids in the Hall is WAY past my time. But you keep posting, and I'll try to keep up. Maybe I'll learn something along the way.