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pumps ... to me, in UK vernacular, means farts.
... confusing yes?
OK, so what's the deal?
i'm thinking an arm wrestle ... blonde wigs, heels, and no pumps (snigger)
i know a nice pub near ipswich that hosts these kind of events. i found it on the interweb - although i usually get distracted by ladies with no clothes on ... which is how i found this pub in the first place ...
erm ...
what was i saying?
something about naked chicks?
no ... rugby.
your choice of weapons, i believe.
pumps ... to me, in UK vernacular, means farts.
... confusing yes?
OK, so what's the deal?
i'm thinking an arm wrestle ... blonde wigs, heels, and no pumps (snigger)
i know a nice pub near ipswich that hosts these kind of events. i found it on the interweb - although i usually get distracted by ladies with no clothes on ... which is how i found this pub in the first place ...
erm ...
what was i saying?
something about naked chicks?
no ... rugby.
your choice of weapons, i believe.
Naked ladies what now?
geronimo_appleby
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well ... at that point ... saturated with nekkid gals ... i just have a wank.
you know how it is?
No, sir, I do not know how you wank, and, foreshadowing your next post, no, I do not want to see you on cam.
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No, sir, I do not know how you wank, and, foreshadowing your next post, no, I do not want to see you on cam.
i'll put an ad on personals for that service ... and then bump it ad infinitum 'cos no fucker responds.
and if you don't know how to wank, well, you've had a misspent youth.
... wanna buy some porn? i got donkeys.
I can pay you in donkeys, being Romanian. What's the donkey-pound sterling exchange rate? (Haha. Your money's called the pound. How...graphic!i'll put an ad on personals for that service ... and then bump it ad infinitum 'cos no fucker responds.
and if you don't know how to wank, well, you've had a misspent youth.
... wanna buy some porn? i got donkeys.
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I can pay you in donkeys, being Romanian. What's the donkey-pound sterling exchange rate? (Haha. Your money's called the pound. How...graphic!
the pound sterling. and you know where that came from ... right?
you ever been to blackpool? we got lotsa donkeys there.
Pounds sterling? Those come from the Royal Mint, of course.
As per Wikipedia:"There is some uncertainty as to the origin of the term "pound sterling". Some sources say it dates back to Anglo-Saxon times, when coins called sterlings were minted from silver; 240 of these sterlings weighed one pound, and large payments came to be made in "pounds of sterlings".[9] Other references, including the Oxford English Dictionary, say a sterling was a silver penny used in England by the Normans, and date the term to around 1300. For more discussion of the etymology of "sterling" see Sterling silver."
No, not Blackpool, nor any other pool since last summer, actually.
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Pounds sterling? Those come from the Royal Mint, of course.
As per Wikipedia:"There is some uncertainty as to the origin of the term "pound sterling". Some sources say it dates back to Anglo-Saxon times, when coins called sterlings were minted from silver; 240 of these sterlings weighed one pound, and large payments came to be made in "pounds of sterlings".[9] Other references, including the Oxford English Dictionary, say a sterling was a silver penny used in England by the Normans, and date the term to around 1300. For more discussion of the etymology of "sterling" see Sterling silver."
No, not Blackpool, nor any other pool since last summer, actually.
good old wiki, a mine of misinformation
everyone should visit blackpool at least once in their life. it's better than basra - just; isn't as sleazy as king's cross, sydney; safer than madrid (pick-pockets); has more easy women than most ... no, in fact, every european city i've ever been to ...
in short, blackpool is the hub of the universe.
although you'll get better live music in tacoma ... and better strippers in medicine hat, Alberta.
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WTF are you two yammering about *rubbing my eyes* talking about clicking...running in high heels huh Tek & GA?!
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I think your drag race scared people away...or maybe it's anti-socialism?
Anti-socialism? Capitalism? Who's whoring themselves out?!
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I clicked five times to get this here........
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2007/11/tila-tequila-sex-kitten.jpg
http://blog.vh1.com/files/2007/11/tila-tequila-sex-kitten.jpg
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I think I'd rather see Corbal dressed like that.
Corbal
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Shit! I wish I looked like that in almost nothing!
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haha....you and me both.
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I think you'd look a lot better in almost anything.
Thanks sweetie! Now pass that bong!
Thanks sweetie! Now pass that bong!
Whatev', you sexy ass. And, for the record, I do not, nor have I ever done any drugs. I drink but that's it...and I resent the implication that I would do drugs. Just accept that you have a hot bod to go along with that devious mind of yours.
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Whatev', you sexy ass. And, for the record, I do not, nor have I ever done any drugs. I drink but that's it...and I resent the implication that I would do drugs. Just accept that you have a hot bod to go along with that devious mind of yours.
Oh hush, ya big weenie! I'm don't have to accept anything...............unless of course I was forced to.
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i'm good at that.
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Clang
Damn, my click has a kink in it.
Damn, my click has a kink in it.
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