RyanBlack
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well that explains it. . . . .
time to stop being a "guy"
get naked and be a MAN. . . .
dont worry baby it only hurts the last few inches. . . the first nine are easy
oh the clicks
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well that explains it. . . . .
time to stop being a "guy"
get naked and be a MAN. . . .
dont worry baby it only hurts the last few inches. . . the first nine are easy
RyanBlack
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Eric's a douche nozzle....I just told him so....
And Tek knows exactly where I want him.....where ever he will have me....
and where is he----we were right in the middle of a penis joust and he takes off. . . . .whats up with that
who am I gonna joust with now??? the only one with a big enough pair of balls around here is Corby. . . .
Corbal
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Tek will be back......but good news! I have a pair of balls in my purse from the last pathetic man that insulted me and my friends...Ryan...your ready? Practice with me?
ace195008
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Tek will be back......but good news! I have a pair of balls in my purse from the last pathetic man that insulted me and my friends...Ryan...your ready? Practice with me?
I would pay big money to see your balls, Corbal .....steel, iron ?
Husker1987
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*Sends Tek one of them soft round donut pillows to sit on tonight.....*
Better luck next time Bro!
RyanBlack
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Tek will be back......but good news! I have a pair of balls in my purse from the last pathetic man that insulted me and my friends...Ryan...your ready? Practice with me?
watch your eyes sweetness---they re far too pretty to lose to an accidental or premature . . . well . . . ummm you know. . . . .and you know how I get when you start talking dirty and using the bad words
"dude"---seriously---???? what about me strikes you as a "dude"? or "straightforward" for that matter
*giggle*
DaddysAngel23
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I would pay big money to see your balls, Corbal .....steel, iron ?
Big Brass Ones!!!!
Corbal
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.........Eric's....so small, round and baby-ish...I would pay big money to see your balls, Corbal .....steel, iron ?
Husker! Be nice....besides that's my ringer finger in your...um...uh...
watch your eyes sweetness---they re far too pretty to lose to an accidental or premature . . . well . . . ummm you know. . . . .and you know how I get when you start talking dirty and using the bad words
"dude"---seriously---???? what about me strikes you as a "dude"? or "straightforward" for that matter
*giggle*
I have sunglasses....they're plastic though...should I go with something stronger?
RyanBlack
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.........Eric's....so small, round and baby-ish...
Husker! Be nice....besides that's my ringer finger in your...um...uh...
I have sunglasses....they're plastic though...should I go with something stronger?
one of those welders shields would work well
plus it gives me a flash back to the whole flash dance thing too
Corbal
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one of those welders shields would work well
Gyps33boi
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Hmmm... Flashdance, wasn't that the one where the main character was dancing wet?
Not sure if I should be equating corbal with this image, it might be hazard to my health if she catches on!
popped into my head, had to share.
There once was a square, Eric was his name,
his thread meant only to whine and to blame.
It only revealed the truth, Square Eric is a horny bitch.
Not to worry, good Corbal gave him a dictionary before she gave him the pitch.
So if he ever returns, a little more learned,
He can recieve the rest of the lashing he earned.
Creative license on the pronunciation
Respect!
You wanna make-out?
Only if I can watch, cherie.
The cock jousting earlier got me kind of turned on. Tek might get jealous but we'll hide in the corner of the room.......
me, jealous? Sorry, not of other girls.
Truer words were never spoken.
I'm not out yet, sir.
Gyps33boi
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Oh my "cussing" christ! I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long, long time. I have been laughing so hard, I think I peed my panties....wait I don't wear any of those...."cussing" A...excuse me, be right back!
Don't you be sayin all those cussin' things around here! There are good christian boys and girls that...
I'm sorry, I can't even pretend that anymore, this thread has been too much.
Don't you be sayin all those cussin' things around here! There are good christian boys and girls that...
I'm sorry, I can't even pretend that anymore, this thread has been too much.
What you mean to say is that this is not that kind of click. You have to pay to get clicks like that.
Sensualdreamer
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Damn WTF - I can't believe I wasn't on here for when this post started *sniffling* damn I'm thinking I'm being left out
Damn WTF - I can't believe I wasn't on here for when this post started *sniffling* damn I'm thinking I'm being left out
Wanna join our click? I mean, if you wanna join, just clique. Oh, you know what I mean.
Hi, SD!
Sensualdreamer
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Yippee! Heya TK Mwah
what's up sugar? Wait do I click w/ the clique or are you saying there's a special button I gotta click Yippee! Heya TK Mwah
I could show you, but:
a) my cam shows are $5 (ask LusterMunky, he knows).
b) I don't wanna make the OP feel bad.
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