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Bob Peale

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If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman (Hey, this is the Old Testament...almost everybody can play!), who the hell did Cain marry?



[Edited by Bob Peale on 03-27-2001 at 11:40 AM]
 
his sister while DNa was still somwhat perfect and genetic free.

but i won't start preaching today cause everyone hates it when I do
 
So....let me see if I've got htis right....Cain was shagging his own sister........Eeeeeeeewwwww....nasty.
 
Todd said:
his sister while DNa was still somwhat perfect and genetic free.

but i won't start preaching today cause everyone hates it when I do

Preaching aside, there are a couple of words in that sentence that are at odds with one another.

Most notably "DNA" and "genetic free"
 
Todd said:
his sister while DNa was still somwhat perfect and genetic free.

but i won't start preaching today cause everyone hates it when I do
Hold on ....."When DNA was still somewhat perfect and genetic free"......is it just me or is Todd talking utter fucking bollock's here..?

Damn beaten to the punch.
 
Dillinger said:
I believe Cain wants to marry Stephanie McMahon?

Dil,

Methinks you are having an identity crisis. If most people changed icons as often as you change underwear, crotch rot would be a thing of the past!
 
Bob Peale said:
Todd said:
his sister while DNa was still somwhat perfect and genetic free.

but i won't start preaching today cause everyone hates it when I do

Preaching aside, there are a couple of words in that sentence that are at odds with one another.

Most notably "DNA" and "genetic free"


sorry inadequate explaination to avoid preaching

adam and eve created perfect, no disease , no nothingm just perfect.

sisters brother fucked for the first few generations till the population base widened out enough to be like 3rd 4th cousins etc.

Sin disease imperfect bodies began to die and disease.

not like to day where brother sister dna mixed genreallly equalls screwed up child
 
Todd said:
...sisters brother fucked for the first few generations till the population base widened out enough to be like 3rd 4th cousins etc.

Ok, so let me see if I got this straight:

You're saying that the gene pool was clean enough that there was no disease yet...

So then, by this logic, it's ok for Norwegian siblings to boink?
 
Todd, that's too stupid to even debate.

"Cain went into the land of Nod and knew his wife." He didn't fuck his sister -- there was another woman, created at some point, by God. The Bible doesn't say God had to stop making people after Adam and Eve.
 
Todd said:
oh yeah love having daddy be a rock

Yeah, but Papa WAS a rolling stone...

I'm sorry; if you're going to pitch 'em nice and easy like that, occasionally I have to swing!
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
"Cain went into the land of Nod and knew his wife." He didn't fuck his sister -- there was another woman, created at some point, by God. The Bible doesn't say God had to stop making people after Adam and Eve.

DCL, you never let me have any fun *pouting*

Then again, you might have just uncorked the bottle...he he

[Edited by Bob Peale on 03-27-2001 at 12:01 PM]
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Todd, that's too stupid to even debate.

"Cain went into the land of Nod and knew his wife." He didn't fuck his sister -- there was another woman, created at some point, by God. The Bible doesn't say God had to stop making people after Adam and Eve.

1 ¶ Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

Oh yeah but the bible is just a myth book anyways
 
Todd I take it back.....don't go out and get shagged, your gene pool is already shallow enough.
 
Bob Peale said:
[B
Ok, so let me see if I got this straight:

You're saying that the gene pool was clean enough that there was no disease yet...[/B]

Yes stds have not been around forever. even 100 years ago it wasnt much of a concern... but with the increase of knowledge and our ablility to travel, we as a people have been able to transmit our desieses rather well... damn beastiality.

We RULE...
 
The most logical answer to my mind is that Cain married Lilith, Adam's first wife.

Yes, there was woman before Eve, a woman God created with Adam, not of Adam.
 
LordMagicMan said:
Yes stds have not been around forever. even 100 years ago it wasnt much of a concern...

STD's have been around for millenia. Go have a look at the Bible for confirmation if you wish or at the discoveries of medical anthropologists in recent years (http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/science/DailyNews/syphilis_ancient000829.html).
cym
 
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