Old Sayings translated

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... that was once the seat of Viking raiders. - Hamlet, I.iv

Do you mean Minnesota or Oakland?

 

[minsue]

Do you mean Minnesota or Oakland?

Ack! Quit giving Yanks a bad name! (I say as I laugh my ass off...)

 

[minsue]

The aforementioned notion is acceptable to repose surrounded by an unmarried girl of indeterminate age's lower limbs.
- Hamlet, III ii

 

[Guest]

Minge: Sirrah, welcome to the club, very nice. P.

 

[minsue]

Minge: Sirrah, welcome to the club, very nice. P.

LOL The club of proving it is possible to take the poetry out of Shakespeare?

Thanks, 'Dita. I think I'll be leaving it to the experts from now on, though.

 

[Guest]

Go away, copulate and expire.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

My entire evildoing, by supplicating houri, allow to be recollected.

 

[Xelebes]

Haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about there Xel.



Gauche

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bucket full of wheat.

 

[minsue]

You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a bucket full of wheat.

 

[Xelebes]

I guess it's a Canadian thing. :?

 

[minsue]

I guess it's a Canadian thing. :?

Could be. I've never heard the 'bucket of wheat' part.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

In transit on a foul smelling water course without means of propultion.

 

[minsue]

In transit on a foul smelling water course without means of propultion.

ROFL

 

[cantdog]

Propel propel propel your craft

Laughingly down the liquid solution

Laughingly laughingly laughingly laughingly

Existence is but an illusion.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Were it detachable, he could not retain his foamy top.

 

[Xelebes]

The feline returned on the following day.
The feline returned, it's owner presumed it was finally rid of
However the feline returned, it would not just remain where it was.

 

[cantdog]

Were it detachable, he could not retain his foamy top.

I do love a girl who knows subjunctive!

Grammatically lusting,

cantdog

 

[oggbashan]

Proverbs

1. It is futile and probably counterproductive to attempt to prevent an individual Felix Felix from using its ocular apparatus to observe a masculine incumbent of the role of hereditary ruler.

2. He who remunerates the exponent of the Scottish instrument of auditory torture is entitled to set the parameters of the exposition.

3. Persons who were not born with external sexual appendages are deemed to have been canonised whenever they are in a place appointed for public worship, of the seraphim whenever they are in a area of the community devoted to the passage of traffic, yet numbered with those cast out from the upper firmament when in a room devoted to the culinary art, and classed with primates not homo sapiens when on a piece of furniture designed for practising the lesser form of death.

Og

 

[cantdog]

Og, old fruit, I never connected that piper with the Scottish ones.


You are doubtless correct, though.

 

[Somme]

The aforementioned notion is acceptable to repose surrounded by an unmarried girl of indeterminate age's lower limbs.
- Hamlet, III ii

<laughing>.....it's still th' convent for her, though?

 

[minsue]

<laughing>.....it's still th' convent for her, though?

 

[mcfbridge]

The moment has come to cease thy wonderings and use thy olfactory organs on the crimson blooms which surround thee.

 

[champagne1982]

The moment has come to cease thy wonderings and use thy olfactory organs on the crimson blooms which surround thee.

Wanderings? ...

Halt plus inhale the rugosa in your path.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Exit and auto-fornicate!

 

[seasparks]

Acquire a curve

Alternatively

Become a helix