Old sub problem

[bronzeage]

I have had a sub for several years. After talking about what we liked and disliked, limitations and other things, we got started. The first week everything went well with me only having to punish her once (which she took well it was wearing piss soaked panties). She asked to go to the bathroom, let me pick out what she wore, etc. However, for three days she was not been very good. She went to the bathroom without permission (twice), would not shut up after I got off from work (twice). She claimed that she loved being a bad girl, and I said, "Fine, I'm going to see just how bad a girl you can be."

I told her to write erotic stories with no regard for plot, character development or grammar. She was to pay no attention to criticism and refuse all offers to help improve her writing. She has posted these stories on every available internet forum, including self published e-books.

Further, she must start incomprehensible political threads and all her posts must have absolutely nothing to do with anything in the thread, again with no regard to clarity or grammar.

She must continue until I tell her to stop. Handling insubordinate subs is no big deal.

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought the restraining order said you could not be within 1500 feet of a nursing home.

 

[pointless]

now i want a tuna sub from subway.

with banana peppers and black olives.

subway. eat fresh.

that should make it free, right?

 

[bronzeage]

I thought the restraining order said you could not be within 1500 feet of a nursing home.

Nobody pays any attention to those things.

 

[neci]

I have had a sub for several years. After talking about what we liked and disliked, limitations and other things, we got started. The first week everything went well with me only having to punish her once (which she took well it was wearing piss soaked panties). She asked to go to the bathroom, let me pick out what she wore, etc. However, for three days she was not been very good. She went to the bathroom without permission (twice), would not shut up after I got off from work (twice). She claimed that she loved being a bad girl, and I said, "Fine, I'm going to see just how bad a girl you can be."

I told her to write erotic stories with no regard for plot, character development or grammar. She was to pay no attention to criticism and refuse all offers to help improve her writing. She has posted these stories on every available internet forum, including self published e-books.

Further, she must start incomprehensible political threads and all her posts must have absolutely nothing to do with anything in the thread, again with no regard to clarity or grammar.

She must continue until I tell her to stop. Handling insubordinate subs is no big deal.

who is jeninflorida for $1?!

 

[yossi]

now i want a tuna sub from subway.

with banana peppers and black olives.

subway. eat fresh.

that should make it free, right?

Free? I'd hold out until they're paying me to eat their sandwiches. Not worth it otherwise.

 

[neci]

Free? I'd hold out until they're paying me to eat their sandwiches. Not worth it otherwise.

you got the old mayo, didn't you?

 

[pointless]

but i like the tuna.

and the banana peppers.

 

[Tryharder62]

Old sub might need depends. Just sayin'

 

[islandman]

I enjoy a good Italian BMT on occasion.

 

[Que]

who is jeninflorida for $1?!

Ok, that made me actually laugh out loud.

 

[pointless]

i had pizza instead. just thought you all should know.

 

[Mr Noone]

Old sub?

I thought this would be one of Ogg's reminiscences about her majesty's under the seas services.

 

[lovetoread]

This thread now makes a heck of a lot more sense.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I was planning on zucchini. I had fresh fudge-y brownies and fresh pineapple, instead.