Old West Peril Cliches

[KarmicCurse]

Hey everybody. I was looking into western cliches involving the damsel in distress courtesy of a nefarious fiend. So what I am asking, what type of old west scenario would go well if re-translated into erotica? I have exhausted almost every venue (yet, I have not uploaded my stories, because I am still perfecting my formula.).

My stories are non consent turning into reluctance. Usually involving a large breasted damsel and a weasel type of fiend, usually a man with money and using his wealth to blackmail. . . etc. Also, they usually involve bandits and robbers.

So, if anybody has any ideas that are in the vein of old spagetti westerns, let me know and I am very open minded. I am open to interesting characters.

Thanks.

 

[Mothbite]

1) A young, cowardly bandit goes to the home of a renowned gunfighter to make a name for himself by shooting him in the back. He finds that the man is not there, but his wife and little child is. Seeing opportunity, he then coerces the wife into giving herself to him by threatening first to blindside the man when he comes home, and also threatening to harm the child.

 

[KarmicCurse]

That is a good one. I did a story similar to that, but it was a protective lady who was taking care of a street urchin. The orphan was being chased by bandits because of a lucrative secret involving gold, and that is where it led to the protective woman who would do anything to keep the kid safe.

It was kind of a intro to a big adventure that I have yet to complete.

The stories I created are based around a saloon singer who is a well-to-do type of person.

 

[wildehafer]

How about something along the lines of the classic western "Once Upon a Time in the West"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time_in_the_West

Perhaps a lady landowner has her land in the way of the proposed rail route and the evil railroad builder tries to coerce her then blackmail her (with something he made up) to sell/give up her land.

He has henchmen doing nasty things to others etc etc.

A bit of juicy plot and required non-consent/reluctance sex thrown in for good measure might be a nice read.

I particularly liked the movie. It just needed more sex! lol

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... So, if anybody has any ideas that are in the vein of old spagetti westerns, let me know ...

There are quite a few about the frontier days when a white woman (possibly mail-order bride) on a lonely small farm is kidnapped/stolen/captured by the baddies/braves and used by her captors until she decides that it is a better [sex] life than with her husband.

There are also the opposite ones when a squaw is stolen by the cowboys etc., etc.

A third group are where she holds out and keeps her virtue against the odds, but when she is rescued she is ostracised by her own kind because nobody believes she could go even one night untainted, so she returns voluntarily to her captors and lives happily ever after.

 

[VoyageToBeyond]

how about a take on Big Valley - only with lots of incest and other good things! I wanted to do Mrs. Barkley - but i'm sure she and Jarrod were doing it! and Heath and Audra were definately doing it out in the horse barn!

 

[sirhugs]

nothing like train tracks, heaving bosums...

 

[RicoLouis]

woman left in mine filled with dynamite and the only way she can get out of the ropes is to oil herself down with oil from a lantern.

 

[Fantasies_only]

nothing like train tracks, heaving bosums...

I know the OP said cliche, but that's too cliche, which is why I didn't post the Snidely Whiplash comment.

I like the one where a cowboy ropes a tailpipe as a car drives by.
The car drags him across the dirt road.
He pulls himself across the rope to the car and does a hand over hand underneath it until he's up at the front, and then he can just pop up at the door and break the glass with his bare fist.

Lets make the rope a giant sized penis that comes out of him like a winch, and he would have to take off his pants before using his all purpose cock to save the day.

The story would be an erotic comedy.

 

[sirhugs]

How about the woman who lives with the Apache?

After she's rescued, she misses the fine sex, runs away again....

 

[cloudy]

Just please, whatever you do, don't do the poor little white woman abducted by the evil, drunk indians.

As if any self-respecting Native guy would want one of those milksops to begin with.

 

[sirhugs]

Just please, whatever you do, don't do the poor little white woman abducted by the evil, drunk indians.

As if any self-respecting Native guy would want one of those milksops to begin with.

how about a nerdy male schoolteacher "adopted" by the tribal women?

 

[cloudy]

how about a nerdy male schoolteacher "adopted" by the tribal women?

hmmm, if he doesn't mind being made into a slave, maybe.

 

[KarmicCurse]

Oh, comedy is great! That is another glaring error on my part for not talking about it first hand. I have a Snidely Whiplash-esque character.

Oh yeah, comedy is a great part of my writing. I like to keep the peril and sexual relations serious, sometimes silly, but the outcome always ridiculous, yet it gives the bad guy a taste of Karma.

I am fond of Native American culture, since I have many friends who are such. The sad truth about the old west was that biggotry was always a big part of American history. I use so many different characters based upon their cultures, but I do know there is a fine line between light hearted parody and stereotyping.

So no, the stories will not be a product of their times, but more so the romantisized, comedic side of the old west. The west as seen in Yosemite Sam Looney Tune eyes, and yeah, we all know those old cartoons can have those stereotypes.

My way of working is that I want the ready to fit inside the shoes of the individual. Let people know a little bit about the person's background before the act of sexual congress can commence.

But yeah, as I forgot to say, comedic Old West is what I am aiming for.

Thanks for all of the comments, if you all have anymore, Id be happy to read them!

 

[KarmicCurse]

Train track and heaving bosoms. I have written that story before, and it seems like a perfect example of the ultimate cliche. I made a few stories based upon trains and the damsel with the pricey jewelery just happens to catch the eye of the bandits.

Also, if anyone has any ideas of settings, such as, for example, banks, saloons, and such.

 

[Mothbite]

You know, as far as settings go, I have a suggestion to build upon my first idea.

After the the encounter at the house, perhaps the man can somehow blackmail the wife into continuing to meet with him for 'encounters'. That way, you can use a variety of locations.

 

[KarmicCurse]

woman left in mine filled with dynamite and the only way she can get out of the ropes is to oil herself down with oil from a lantern.

Now that right there is a very cool idea. I like it. Hope you don't mind that I use this, cause its quite a good idea. I will give you a proper credit if you do not mind.

 

[KarmicCurse]

how about a nerdy male schoolteacher "adopted" by the tribal women?

Now I love to make nerdy male stories. Especially when they are obsessive about the woman of their desires, and they use intellect to get what they want.

I am a fan of the underdogs, what can I say. To be honest, I am a fan of using ultra creepy male characters that have strong personalities that read well. So if I use a nerd, I am going to portray them in a very perverted mindset.

Not really a extreme perversion, just very upfront and disgusting to a extremely proper elitist lady, dialog wise.

 

[KarmicCurse]

You know, as far as settings go, I have a suggestion to build upon my first idea.

After the the encounter at the house, perhaps the man can somehow blackmail the wife into continuing to meet with him for 'encounters'. That way, you can use a variety of locations.

Yes, I have done that before, but it just seems I have trouble finding public settings that can be compelling enough, especially in a western theme. Long term stories have enough breathing room for me to pick places for encounters, in order to draw out the suspense. I like to draw things out a bit to give the readers blue balls. LOL.

For peril settings, I have been thinking about a really huge clocktower. A place with massive gears could make for some interesting peril situations.

I have a situation I would like for you all to critique, and I am open to all critique.

Lets say a running character that keeps on coming back makes a wish by throwing a penny down a well. Now this man has been trying to win the heart of a certain lady for quite awhile, and he is a Snidely Whiplash type of character. Well, he just realized he threw a dime down the well, and being the cheep swindler that he can only be, he has no choice but to ride the bucket to find his dime. He has trouble getting out, and the female in question hears his cries for help (yep, she just happens to walk by the well). Now she tries to hoist him out of the well, but ends up getting pulled in by the weight.

One thing leads to another, and there is my typical story. Kind of short, but it usually ends with a cheesy line from the female lead. Its in the vein of Little Annie Fanny, except in the old west.

I said it before, but you guys have been extremely helpful, and I cannot thank you all enough.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Also, if anyone has any ideas of settings, such as, for example, banks, saloons, and such.

If it's humorous parody you want:

Hard Shoulder Narrows wasn't a one horse town. When they needed a horse they had to borrow one. It was so small that there was only the one business in town. "Three Hairs" Calhoun (so called because he had only three hairs on his chest) ran the hotel, the bank, and the saloon all in the same room in the front left of his house. Out of respect, front right was reserved for his undertaker's business and the marriage chapel. Upstairs one room was where the three girls plied their trade (simultaneously), the other was the guest bedroom of the hotel. In back was the still, and the room that functioned as hospital, jail cell, sheriff's office, and Three Hairs' private dining/bedroom.

Note to self - STOP THAT - you are enjoying it far too much.

 

[KarmicCurse]

If it's humorous parody you want:

Hard Shoulder Narrows wasn't a one horse town. When they needed a horse they had to borrow one. It was so small that there was only the one business in town. "Three Hairs" Calhoun (so called because he had only three hairs on his chest) ran the hotel, the bank, and the saloon all in the same room in the front left of his house. Out of respect, front right was reserved for his undertaker's business and the marriage chapel. Upstairs one room was where the three girls plied their trade (simultaneously), the other was the guest bedroom of the hotel. In back was the still, and the room that functioned as hospital, jail cell, sheriff's office, and Three Hairs' private dining/bedroom.

Note to self - STOP THAT - you are enjoying it far too much.

So, kind of a monopolizing individual that owns kind of a very old school strip mall. That's cool! I like it! Something like that can make a series of stories, but you pointed out a few interesting locals. Marriage chapel, and Undertaker. I have covered every single aspect of a old western town, but those two I have yet to tackle. So I thank you for those two individual settings.

I kindof worked with the old man on the mountain with the liquor still angle, but because of your reminder, I think I can work that perspective a little bit deeper.

A bordello is a very workable setting, due to the erotic setting. But, yeah, Ive been there too. You gave me some very interesting settings that I can use.

But your situation is perfect cause it has kind of a long range workability to it, and it may take quite awhile for me to make it work. But it is something I can work with, and the end result would please me, for sure.

Now, I have one more question that you fine folks can help me out with. Lets say this female from the old west decided to go to a different country in search of interesting, and valuable lingerie? Yeah, that is her biggest hobby. She is a personal lingerie collector. That gives her reason to pursue her hobby.

So, my question is, what far off local would make a interesting mix with her cultural upbringing? I brought her to Asia, which met with some interesting results due to the different cultural restrictions and forwardness.

I must also say, her breasts are a huge part of my work since they are quite massive (and I say that in purely a busty pinup model sort of way). Breasts are a big part of my fetishism within the stories.

Again, everyone here is giving me a wealth of information that is assisting me greatly. And, on a other note, do not hold back on ideas concerning busty ladies. If they might sound ridiculous to you, they may be gems to me.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Now, I have one more question that you fine folks can help me out with. Lets say this female from the old west decided to go to a different country in search of interesting, and valuable lingerie? Yeah, that is her biggest hobby. She is a personal lingerie collector. That gives her reason to pursue her hobby.

So, my question is, what far off local would make a interesting mix with her cultural upbringing? ...

If you set this in the 1850's then Paris was the fashion centre of the world.

P.S. that's the Paris in France, not the one in Texas, or Illinois.

And on the boat going there (ten days from NY to Cherbourg) ...

 

[RicoLouis]

Now that right there is a very cool idea. I like it. Hope you don't mind that I use this, cause its quite a good idea. I will give you a proper credit if you do not mind.

Be my guest. PS don't forget the old aged snake bite cliche. "We have to suck out the poison."

 

[KarmicCurse]

Be my guest. PS don't forget the old aged snake bite cliche. "We have to suck out the poison."

HAHA! That one has been sitting in the back of my mind for awhile! Thanks for the reminder!