On the couch

Well.... I went couch shopping last night.... but I didn't see anything I like!! I couldn't find one couch with a sexy naked man on it!!!
 
OhSoSinful said:
Well.... I went couch shopping last night.... but I didn't see anything I like!! I couldn't find one couch with a sexy naked man on it!!!

*gasp* I thought I was the only one...Isn't that a buzzkill!! *sigh* They could at least include them as an added accessory! :p
 
Looking4Elizabeth said:
*gasp* I thought I was the only one...Isn't that a buzzkill!! *sigh* They could at least include them as an added accessory! :p

I know!!! I mean... I wouldn't even mind paying a little extra... I guess we'll just have to settle for sharing Dan's couch, since we can't get one of our own!!
 
well i went looking too and couldn't find one either!!

Can you imagine.....Dan, you could make a fortune selling couches! ;)

:kiss: :heart: joi:kiss: :kiss:
 
joiphulone said:
well i went looking too and couldn't find one either!!

Can you imagine.....Dan, you could make a fortune selling couches! ;)

:kiss: :heart: joi:kiss: :kiss:

Dan76... Couch salesman. Yeah, sexy.
 
Dan76 said:
Dan76... Couch salesman. Yeah, sexy.

Honey... all you'd have to do is lie there naked.... believe me... the couch will sell itself!!
 
Dan76 said:
Dan76... Couch salesman. Yeah, sexy.


It would be very sexy if you had to sell them in the nude! Or even in just those jeans (fans self again at the thought).....the women would be swarming....and think of what that could mean!;)

:kiss:
 
I only want him to sell me a couch if he's willing to deliver it....and test it out....to see...ummm....how comfortable it is with more than one person at a time. *wink*

Sound good?

~Liz
 
Hey Sexy.....got any new pics for our starving eyes??:D i'd love to see some of you in your jeans without a shirt (okay maybe a white t-shirt lifted up just a little)....and do you have a jean or leather jacket left undone that you could wear over your naked chest.......

come on don't hide that gorgeous body....share it with us!

:kiss: joi
 
joiphulone said:
Hey Sexy.....got any new pics for our starving eyes??:D i'd love to see some of you in your jeans without a shirt (okay maybe a white t-shirt lifted up just a little)....and do you have a jean or leather jacket left undone that you could wear over your naked chest.......

come on don't hide that gorgeous body....share it with us!

:kiss: joi

No new pics right now. Check your pms in a sec.
 
Whaa!!!! your.......your penis! Iv seen it more! LOL!- ....really funny....what were you thinking??
 
trinityjons said:
I know you were...anyway I was thinking maybe I do need a new couch after all. Do you think mine's a little worn out?

There's a couch in that picture? All I see is boooobiiiiieees.:devil:
 
Highly sensual.

Beautifully lit.

That couch is a perfect background.

And you're built wonderfully.
 
dan 76

new to this literotica posting stuff ...
but had to tell ya Dan
your pictures are as sexy as hell
no wonder all the women are wanting on your couch ...
 
oh Dan hun....you were definitely due for a big bump....and a little grind:devil: ....certainly don't want Lit's sexiest man to fall off the first page;)

:p :kiss: joi:kiss: :p
 
Ms_Lilith said:
Highly sensual.

Beautifully lit.

That couch is a perfect background.

And you're built wonderfully.

Thank you very very much, very much appreciated!
 
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