One of many completely, nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

[Guest]

Re: Re: One of many completely nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Re: One of many completely nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

All the big kids have one! And I want one and I want it now!
Whining,Mrs. S/L

Dear MSL,
You're welcome to mine, if you can figure out how to get it moved.
Benignely,
MG
Ps. Stop that whining right this minute!

 

[Remec]

Re: One of many completely nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

I am writing this in protest. Protest that I, along with many other shy, awkward, inferior, loner type lit regulars must force themselves to post 100 times or more in order to be deemed "av worthy" by forum moderators.

After reading the countless threads of absolute drivel I am about to spew, it is my prophecy that pity/surrender will be soon be bestowed upon me. Trust me, moderator, I can babble on about stupid crap for HOURS!

You can? Congrats...you should have an AV up in next to no time then. Just don't think of it as a test of worthiness, it's more like a test that you're going to do something to be an active and productive part of the site as well as stick around for a while.

Kind of like a reward or recognition of your willingness to join in and be one of the happy/angry/horny/depressed/apathetic/silly lot that make up the people who write these threads.

<checking watch against your first login date>
So, got those posts yet?

<g><wink>

 

[Remec]

Morning!

PS Is it normal to sweat so profusely the closer one gets to losing their virginity?

Only if you've actually become aware of it.

It's sort of like being in the military. The time of your tour just rolls along like most any other job...well, maybe not in a combat zone, but I digress<g>...until one day someone comments on how short you've become and the light goes off and from that point on you can almost see them coming to help you pack and send you on your way...

But if you let it slip away from you, then one day someone says congrats and you're like..."Wow!"

(This was me when Lucky left me a happy post on becoming a Guru...I hadn't actually noticed. <sigh>)

 

[Randi Grail]

Curious. I just realised something. Last time I lost my virginity, I just had to kind of lean back and let someone else to all the work. Here I'll have to actually break a sweat for it. I wonder which I'll enjoy the most...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

SH,



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Just a suggestion...

Perhaps if you properly introduced yourself it would help. I, for one, have not seen you here before. But then I'm rather new here myself.

Perhaps if you were to introduce yourself to everyone here on a one-on-one basis. Everyone would then be aquainted with you and your post count would be high enough to have not only a custom avatar, but a custum status as well.

Just a thought.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Sigh.
I have already run out of intellegent things to say.
Ummmm... Nice to meet you, Dranoel. I'm sincerely_helene.

I can't preform under this kinda pressure!

 

[minsue]

3!

 

[cloudy]

Just 3 posts and you lose your "virgin" status.....you can do it!

 

[sincerely_helene]

... And what will THAT get me?

 

[minsue]

2!

Whatchya want?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Many, many things.

Welp, I'm off for now. Take care... (heh heh)

 

[minsue]

*mutters* Teasing bitch...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I have already run out of intellegent things to say. ..

See!

You're almost fully qualified already!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Many, many things.

Welp, I'm off for now. Take care... (heh heh)

I rather enjoy teetering on the edge...

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Bump (& Grind)



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Bump (& Grind)



~lucky

lucky, you make me *froth*..
sighing wistfully

 

[lucky-E-leven]

lucky, you make me *froth*..
sighing wistfully

I'll keep working at it. Frothing is good, but I normally aim for moaning, quaking, sweating and panting.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll keep working at it. Frothing is good, but I normally aim for moaning, quaking, sweating and panting.



~lucky

No laughing allowed.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No laughing allowed.

Puhlease! If that was the case, I'd have never wound up with your virgin status.



Nice try, though.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Puhlease! If that was the case, I'd have never wound up with your virgin status.



Nice try, though.

~lucky

You cheated with tickles.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You cheated with tickles.

All's fair when deflowering a virgin.

I repeat...I do not recall any protest on your part, lady.



~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

All's fair when deflowering a virgin.

I repeat...I do not recall any protest on your part, lady.



~lucky

If I remember, I was gagged.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If I remember, I was gagged.

Well you begged for it and Lucky is not in the habit of denying a beautiful woman when she's begging.

~lucky