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Haven't you heard?

The government is urging Brits to start going to the dentist more often then once every 15 years.
 
http://www.beagle2.com/


typical that americans haven't heard of the most important mars mission so far and that its happening next year :p


i might of actually exaggerated a little bit though :eek: ... hehe not sure if its actually bringing mars rock back but it could prove if there is any martian life :)
 
They have outstanding cuisine:

Kidney Pie
Bubble and Squeak
Bangers and Mash


Those fuckers sure know how to eat.
 
sexy-girl said:
http://www.beagle2.com/
typical that americans haven't heard of the most important mars mission so far and that its happening next year

I've heard of it. The mission is to land, not to bring anything back. The European Space Agency is a hell of a long way from being able to return a probe (which constitutes a second launch on another planet).

And the mission is inferior to about 10 different planned NASA missions, including one that involves a probe that will use the soil to manufacture oxygen and rocket fuel, so that a probe (or a man) can be launched back to earth.

With a rock.

Neener.
 
miles said:
They have outstanding cuisine:

Kidney Pie
Bubble and Squeak
Bangers and Mash


Those fuckers sure know how to eat.

Don't forget spotted dick.
 
yayati said:
Please district line,

stop all this fabrication. deception will not work here. British did not invent anything! They only poineered one thing: that is how to take 18 inch Amer Cokk down their throats!! Bill Clinton is a big man. Tony Blair has a long neck and good cokk sukking abilities. District, are you jealous of Tony ?:)

lmao

i dont know if thats sarcasm or not but its funny
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
Hey p p man, we created modern democracy, capitalism, economics and industry. You?

i think the british founded industry, well at least they spearheaded the industrial revolution
 
No, they made coal and sweaters. We started the industrial revolution (which was actually an economic revolution begun in the States).
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
No, they made coal and sweaters. We started the industrial revolution (which was actually an economic revolution begun in the States).

... they invented the steam engine and started mass production but we did create the assembly line
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
They also built Gothic Cathedrals in the Middle Ages. How far back you wanna go?

not too far back or we'll run out of american history
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


I've heard of it. The mission is to land, not to bring anything back. The European Space Agency is a hell of a long way from being able to return a probe (which constitutes a second launch on another planet).

And the mission is inferior to about 10 different planned NASA missions, including one that involves a probe that will use the soil to manufacture oxygen and rocket fuel, so that a probe (or a man) can be launched back to earth.

With a rock.

Neener.


you are correct :)


if you ever are able to watch a programme though about how they got the funding for the project its an amazing achievement for us to do what we're doing ... and we still could be the first to discover life in outer space :)

also because its not nasa we get to have cool stuff like a blur composed song for the radio recognition and for the camera calibration damien hurst did one of his spot paintings ... all those things will be on the lander :) also the english designer had to fight with the european space agency to have st georges flags on the parachutes for the lander :)
 
metal_minx said:


not too far back or we'll run out of american history

LOL Hey p p man, we got a direct thru-line to our Founders and their meditations on government. You?
 
sexy-girl said:
... and we still could be the first to discover life in outer space

That's very possible, though I believe that if you do find anything of import, it will be that life may have once existed on Mars.

I don't think life exists anywhere in the solar system except on Earth and, possibly, on Europa.
 
The Brits invented that proud tradition of bathing once a week, whether they need it or not.

They did not, however, invent underarm deodorant.
 
Hey p p man, we have the Hubble Space Telescope which permits us to see back in time to within a 100,000 years of the Creation of the Universe. You?
 
miles said:
The Brits invented that proud tradition of bathing once a week, whether they need it or not.

They did not, however, invent underarm deodorant.


thats because we dont need it with our one bath a week :p
 
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