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[English Lady]

Awww shucks folks *blushes* I didn't know i was popping his cherry...I was concerntrating on the fact he was popping mine..it was a mutual thing.


Oh and it was the gangster/PI thread where i got to him first but i can't remeber the name of hand....Dr M probably will know!


Yes Manchester, we do play a awful good game of footie there, especially at old trafford..COME ON YOU REDS!

*goes back to being a lady*


Thank you for the wonderful welcome!

Anyway I am at broken wing looking for guidance....just point me in the direction you want me and off i shall jolly well go! *L*

 

[shereads]

Yes Manchester, we do play a awful good game of footie there, especially at old trafford..COME ON YOU REDS!

Reds, eh? Well...HOW 'BOUT THEM COCKS!!
Sorry, EL. My only moments as an avid sports fan were spent in college, as a fan of the University of South Carolina Fighting Gamecocks, best known for the team nickname. No matter our win/loss record, we consistently had the finest bumper stickers and t-shirts, not to mention the most enthusiastic crowd-response cheers, in college sports.

Unfortunately, a wave of puritanical goodness is sweeping across the campus even as we speak. My college roommate e-mailed me today with the sad news that the administration has forbidden licensing of COCKS apparel and souvenirs, and has prohibited the cheerleaders from using the word COCKS.

As if anyone wants a t-shirt that says "Try to lick our Gamecocks."

Is nothing sacred?

Anyway I am at broken wing looking for guidance....just point me in the direction you want me and off i shall jolly well go! *L*

It seems to me that Remec has a direction in mind for you.

Let's see...we have a casino and a hotel, a couple of grade B Elvis impersonators who weren't quite up to Las Vegas standards, we have a truckstop but have never had any truckdrivers post there, despite the fact that there is a cheap motel at the back of the property which rents rooms by the hour ("nap-rate" rooms, Dr. M calls them.) Dr. M's character owns all of it and also runs the town government; when Remec joined us, he arrived driving the tow truck that was taking my character's car, so he's a local business owner; AriO and Rhovan arrived to take part in a convention of UFO kidnapping survivors, and haven't so much as ordered room service in weeks.

If I were coming in new, I'd get a job as a showgirl. It's right outside Las Vegas, and there would have to be stage shows other than Elvis, wouldn't you think? Feather headdresses; bras made out of two sequins and some glue...

There don't seem to be any rules. Have fun!

GO COCKS!!!

 

[Arioso]

More Fine Broken Wing Establishments

Okay, okay....so Fran and Jake are unbelievable characters for many reasons, not the least of which is that they have yet to ingest any nourishment...for the past how many days? Yeah, so they should be dead by now.

However, why call room service?

They're about to venture out of their room to enjoy the fine Chinese cuisine at Yu Wang.

Oh, EL? Apparently we also have a roving photographer (McKenna) on the loose...or, rather...ahem....in the good, respectable care of a local PI...I think...

...and some rogue dog show contestants (Connie and Rusty) and...well...rather a lot of rabbits...

Or was that just one rabbit and a lot of dogs?

Ah well.

Cheers,
AriO

 

[shereads]

That's true. I hadn't realized that McKenna's being a photographer could be a considerable risk to some of the locals. Dr. M's cousin seems to have taken the problem in, um, hand.

We've also had cameo appearances by TV psychiatrist Dr. Phil, former Olympic figure-skating contender and criminal conspirator Tonya Harding, and briefly famous Pia Zadora.

I shouldn't be surprise if Charo dropped by. Koochie-koochie!

 

[shereads]

Eeee!

She proposed! She proposed!

I hope they get married and have a litter of little alien-influenced babies, the improved kind that are born tiny and painlessly like marsupials, and can be kept in a pouch - only not a pouch in Fran's body, which would make clothes awkward, but like a Kate Spade pouch equipped with nipples and formula.


Note to self: Get another hobby; do some volunteer work.

 

[English Lady]

oh i am going to write to manchester united this morning and suggest they change their nickname to the cocks!!! thanks shereads!


Well I'd quite enjoy being a showgirl.....would Elliot have to audition me? oh yes I could do that...I think Lucy would enjoy the sequins and the shaking and the male droolage that comes with the job. And 2 bad elvis impersonaters are not much competition really..


dogs and rabbits? *eyes go wide* to be honest..I don't want to know*L*

Arioso..I don't think the photographer would bother me too much...but hey you never know!!


Oh is Dr Phil still around? I want to shake his hand!!!

 

[shereads]

I think Lucy would enjoy the sequins and the shaking and the male droolage that comes with the job.

We have quarts and quarts of male droolage in cold storage. Help yourself. Be warned, though; it's a bit different from what you may be used to, because it's pasteurized to comply with U.S. gov't regulations.

And 2 bad elvis impersonaters are not much competition really..

One of them is also a former female impersonator. He's given it up, but he could end up beside you in the chorus line. Of course, you needn't feel you have to get a job. None of the rest of us seem to work, except for Remec. There's always a need for harlots, guttersnipes, Fancy Women and trollops.

Oh is Dr Phil still around? I want to shake his hand!!!

He was here for the Celebrity Dog Show Challenge; haven't seen him involved with the UFO survivors, but I see that Lady Kit is playing a female Dr. Phil at an asylum for the criminally insane...Rhovan, I believe you're about to shake Dr. Phil's hand, aren't you?

 

[English Lady]

*L*thanks for the erm breakdown Shereads*L* I think i shall just see where the story takes me....


..And as for the male droolage..I am sure it's not much different from the stuff we get in blighty*L*

 

[shereads]

I think that's best.

 

[shereads]

>>> DELETED PREMATURE CONGRATULATION <<<

Later, Professor.

 

[Arioso]

Whistling...kicking feet up on bench....

Ahhh....the crisp, cool air of fall...when people enjoy Sunday tailgate parties...

....grabbing my pint of Guinness...relaxing in the ol' armchair....

...ready to enjoy the event...

The doctor's rollover into post #2000

(I think we might even be able to get Turk to serve some drinks....I hear he's been released from his sexual servitude due to clogs and tulips?)

Cheers,
AriO

 

[shereads]

Wouldn't I like to see the doctor roll over.

 

[Arioso]

Cough...cough...

::Choking slightly on the dust rising from this old thread, buried far, far back on the pages...so far back I had to use "Search" to dredge it up...::

Greetings everyone!

Um....y'all are invited to a wedding. Me an' Jake are gettin' hitched.

If folks are up for it, we're aiming for Sunday (I've got a huge conference on Saturday). Hope to see everyone drop by in character...it'll be out at the pool.

...I was going to try to work a "clothes optional" angle into this...but I don't think the local law enforcement would take kindly to having to lock everyone up in the slammer for public exposure...

There'll be lots of food. No shrimp, but strawberries and champagne and anything anyone else wants to invent. And hey, this is a great excuse for more SEX!

Don't people go to weddings to scam some post-reception sex from another guest, after all? C'mon, kiddies -- think of the orgy potential!!!!

So, this Sunday, October 26 (did I get that right? I don't have a calendar...), poolside wedding...come as you are...free food...yeah

Nupitals of Fran Mayberry and Jake Jacobson. Ceremony to be performed by Wayne the Elvis Impersonator. Bride walked down the aisle by Cecil B. DeMille. Catering by Yu Wang. Jump in and join the fun!

Cheers,
AriO/Fran the Addled

 

[shereads]

Yes! A wedding in Lit! Is this a first?

AriO and Rhovan, do you mind if I hint to the Rooftop people that they might want to join the crowd? They could come as one of their thread characters, just passing through Nevada on the way somewhere else and decided to crash the wedding (free cake!) or they could come as their screen names. Nothing fancy, just announce themselves, what they're wearing to the wedding, and what kind of wedding gift they have to offer. (No gift, no cake; for strangers, that seems fair, don't you think?)

 

[English Lady]

well I am sure Lucy would enjoy some free cake(she's got quite a fierce appeitite!) So I'll try to be there...well if Mick lets her up and out for 5 minutes anyway*L*

 

[Arioso]

Sure SR!

The more, the merrier

Cheers,
AriO

 

[shereads]

On hold but not for long

Don't forget, B Wingers, that Fran and Jake will soon be walking down the aisle (or maybe riding those recalled Segways) and that Rick's Rooftop regulars are also invited to the wingding.

AriO recently lost her grandmother, but wants the wedding to take place, so assuming Rhovan still wants to get married - and he'd better, because some of us know where he lives - keep an ear to Broken Wing and when you hear the wedding march, stop in for your marching orders.

Basically: post your attendance at the event, which is to be held beside the hotel pool, which will be filled with jello per Elliot's orders, to keep the guests dry and able to gamble. (The caterers may add a truckload of canned fruit cocktail to the mix before it hardens, so bring a long spoon.)

For those who wish to bring a wedding gift, Fran and Jake plan to live in a cave so they probably need all of the usual cave basics. Target Stores have some stylish cave furnishings by Todd Oldham.

 

[shereads]

Oops. Bumped into one of the bridesmaids.

 

[shereads]

Ahem...AriO has requested no dancin' bananas at the wedding. I believe her exact words were,

NO GODDAM BANANAS!

So much for my outfit. (And they can be so snitty about formalwear returns at Neiman Marcus!)

 

[shereads]

Speaking of bumping into bridesmaids...

AriO and Rhovan, I've been busily recruiting wedding guests on your behalf and am delighted to announce that we have a matched set of guests from the Rooftop:

Subo, it turns out, suffers from a fetish for raspberry-colored gowns. Lady Kit has generously agreed to wear one to the wedding so that he can ravish her.

How festive!

Maybe the Jello in the pool can be raspberry-colored to match Lady Kit's dress.


gooooooo FISH!

 

[English Lady]

As Lucy is otherwise occupied today..I shall come as a different character if thats ok

 

[Light Ice]

Hey.

Any room for a rogue Hold'Em prodigy to enter the fray?

 

[shereads]

Hi Light!

If you just want to attend the wedding, have fun and don't fall in the jello. If you have an idea for the wedding outside your own post, PM Arioso or Rhovan and see if their wedding planner, Faye Dunaway is okay with it.

But if you're a cardsharp (I love that word) who'd like to join Broken Wing beyond the wedding, why not PM the Mayor/Sheriff/Justice of the Peace/Owner of the casino/thread host, Dr_Mabeuse, and run your character by him?

I hope you don't cheat. That's the casino's job.

 

[Arioso]

Thanks for the recruiting, SR

Shereads, cara mia,

You are just the world's greatest social coordinator.

Thank you.

Okay, folks -- as SR may have mentioned, the wedding won't be happening today, as I'd originally hoped it could. A few, sad personal happenings set me back a while, and as of this Thursday I'll be flying out to the West coast for a memorial service. But do please stay tuned...Fran and Jake will eventually find their way to that crazy nuptial ceremony.

Oh, and LightIce, if you've got money and a taste for Texas Hold'Em, then step right up to the table and place your chips down. ((Although, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn here -- dr. M is our thread originator and the local authority....not quite sure if he prefers to welcome newcomers to Broken Wing himself or not))

Ah well....a friendly wave to all as I amble off to take care of all the threads I neglected last week.

Cheers,
AriO

 

[shereads]

PAGING REMEC AND SUBO

Ahem. I know you both have lives and other distractions, but we have a wedding to attend. Snap to it! (This is my first and final event-coordinator job; as if it hadn't been tiring enough, unloading the giant tubs of CoolWhip...But i digress.)

Remec, I believe Mick was about to tie someone up back at his place, but Prince Willy wasn't yet tied down or tying McKenna up, so he has been made the generous offer of a free King Deluxe Room with Revolving Bedside Hottub, just for jumping out of the cake.

The cake has been wheeled into place behind a curtain at the reception site, and is waiting only for its occupant to .... put on his costume? take it off? I have no idea how you A.S.S. Men do the cake bit.

Subo, a call has gone out for a guest with a stylin' tuxedo to be Best Man. Lady Kit is attired according to your personal fetish specifications.

After the reception: Jello Wrestling in the pool!