OOC. Inquiries or interest in Xena/Hercules thread.

[tmuyo]

eh?

what do you mean it's not what i think it is...? of course it's that. why else would the story star me. it's about time xena and herc sat down. how come there hasn't been an autolocus show? *looks at the writers* "pussy's just don't know how to make my character lower down to herc and xena's levels." walks by the cast so far and steals their respective otems...i.e. hercs gauntlets, xena's frisbee of death, ares helmet *an ugly bastard without it....puts it back on as his stomach starts to retch*, hades chariot, iolaus's .....well, iolaus never had anything useful anyway, other than his school for absorbing punches, gabby's scrolls.....who's the real hero here...hmph.

i'll show that dykie little blond a thing or two. she'll be writing stories about the 9th wonder of the world for years to cum.

 

[poohlive]

After Xena, Bruce Campbell did have his own show for a while. Campbell was an American in Paris durnig the revolution or something. It was a different time period (1700's) but the character was the same. It was Campbell kicking ass and getting girls.
Lava, when are you going to get ready to start this... it seems like the natives are getting restless.

 

[Neale]

Speaking of Bruce Campbell

You gotta track down copies of his first series, pre-Herc: The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
It was set in the same time period as Wild, Wild West, and was a lot like it in flavor. Just a lot more fun!

 

[Isolde]

Re: eh?

what do you mean it's not what i think it is...? of course it's that. why else would the story star me. it's about time xena and herc sat down. how come there hasn't been an autolocus show? *looks at the writers* "pussy's just don't know how to make my character lower down to herc and xena's levels." walks by the cast so far and steals their respective otems...i.e. hercs gauntlets, xena's frisbee of death, ares helmet *an ugly bastard without it....puts it back on as his stomach starts to retch*, hades chariot, iolaus's .....well, iolaus never had anything useful anyway, other than his school for absorbing punches, gabby's scrolls.....who's the real hero here...hmph.

i'll show that dykie little blond a thing or two. she'll be writing stories about the 9th wonder of the world for years to cum.

*Takes her staff and knocks Autolocus on his butt, grabs her scrolls, opens them and finds all references to him and places the word 'petty' before theif.*

Hummmphfff....teach you!

 

[tmuyo]

hmm...always biased towards her lover xena.

look at all the references here to xena's body huh....wow...these ARE pretty descriptive....hmm...i'll just hold onto these.

brisco county jr. was a funny ass series. three of my favorite movies are his movies. evil dead 1, evil dead 2 (i know just the ending was really different...but hey, ash IS THE MAN!!! i have an aim icon of an aim buddy with chainsaw hand and shotgun. even the catch phrase of hail to the king.), and of course army of darkness.

i meant a specifically autolocus show. not that poor show that was funny, but was unfortunately cancelled. and besides, that little british chick was totally unrealistic among the british. her teeth were straight and she was a knockout. one of the few non-asian women i've been attracted to in a while.

takes gaby's staff and threatens to bend her over...hmm....this staff isn't nearly as long, nor as thick. this would just be teasing her...*thinks about giving her something to REALLY write about*.

well, i think i'll fill bruce cambells shoes pretty well, and maybe fill the entire female cast if they're lucky.

 

[Blackbich]

Lava,

Are we still on for this thread???

 

[Blackbich]

Disregard the above - didn't realize the thread had been started.

 

[Neale]

*sighs loudly*

pooh, bro... how on Earth is Hercules supposed to respond to Joxer's actions? Herc was holding Xena, preparing to convince Aphrodite to take him to Hades. Then, all of a sudden, Joxer shows up, pickpockets her body from Herc, without even acknowledging his presence, much less the fact that he was holding her, and wanders off. Is Herc just supposed to not notice Joxer has done this, and get all absent-minded about whatever happened to Xena's body? If you'll give me some clue as to how I can work with this, I'm all ears.

 

[poohlive]

Ummm, honestly I don't know. I didn't put that post out there specifically for you, I put it out there so that Joxer could save Xena's body. Right now, I am trying to make Xena's and Gabrielle's bodies both intact so that when (if) they get out of hades, they still have a body to get into.
As for your own responses, you said so yourself you were talking to Aphrodite about going into hell. Keep up with that. Right now, Herc should be more interested in what happens to Xena's soul, not her body.

 

[Isolde]

I think what he was trying to get at, Pooh, is that Herc is still holding Xena's body. So it might be a little more difficult for Joxer to come by and scoop it up out of his arms and carry her off.

 

[poohlive]

Ahhh, yes, quite right. Ok, let's get in the mind of Herc. He just killed one of his best friends, Aphrodite seems to be rubbing it in his face, he's a little emotional right now, to say the least. Then Joxer comes in.
Joxer already lost the love of his life a few days earlier. It's not that hard to figure out the blood all over him is Gabrielle's. He looks like a walking zombie, not knowing or caring about anything. . .
But.
He does care about something, he cares about Xena. He cares about her so much that he is willing to risk his own health just to see to it that everything is nice for her.
When Joxer came in, he didn't seem surprised at Xena's death, did he? No, actually it seemed like he was simply doing a job. A job that he didn't like, but he accepted. Taking care of Xena's body after she had died.
Herc knows Joxer is a good friend of Xena, probably a better friend than Herc himself. In truth, I don't see it too far off if Herc even lifts her up to give to Joxer. Herc wants to make sure her body is perfectly all right, and he has way more important matters to deal with right now, like the village and Aphrodite, and Ares, and (list going on and on here).
Do you need more?

 

[Isolde]

Yeah...

Are you wanting Joxer to make the trip to the underworld with Herc and Iolaus?

 

[poohlive]

No, but thank you for asking. I will have Joxer get there, but in his own way. Besides there's a few things still on earth he has to take care of...
like taking care of Xena's and Gabrielle's body.