OOC: Team of Misfits

[KattDclaw]

The hills are alive with the sound of muuuuuusic. /me shatters windows and makes babies cry with her singing voice.

 

[Madwolf023]

Dear lord I've gone deaf. That was atrocious.

 

[KattDclaw]

I know, right?

 

[Madwolf023]

I'm going to have to repair all the bones in my ear.

 

[KattDclaw]

I can help!

/me pulls out a dentists drill.

Is it safe? Muwhahahaha!

 

[Madwolf023]

Eh, go ahead. My insurance doesn't cover safe procedures.

 

[KattDclaw]

/me leans in and gives you kisses instead.

There. all better.

 

[Madwolf023]

Wait. What? I thought I said unsafe procedure. That's damn safe, and going to cost me /me pulls out calculator and starts imputing random ass numbers. Eight thousand and eight dollars.

 

[KattDclaw]

If that's worth that much I'm doing the wrong thing for a living.

 

[Madwolf023]

Nooooo. Sorry made a mistake.

Eighty thousand and eighty five dollars.

And that's what I'm paying my insurance company for that safe procedure.

 

[KattDclaw]

Well just think how much it would cost if I said stick it in my butt!

 

[Madwolf023]

No idea.

Also I can't pay because I don't have $80085

 

[KattDclaw]

I'm sure you can pay it off by doing really weird sex acts on the side.

 

[Madwolf023]

Maybe. But I'd need an unsafe operation first. To make sure.

 

[KattDclaw]

I think weird sex acts can be considered unsafe...some even operations. Think Hellraiser. We have such sights to show you.

 

[Madwolf023]

Wait. I just got a message from my insurance company. It wasn't $80085 that they wanted. It was BOOBS. That makes more sense since my insurance is a horny teenage male.

 

[KattDclaw]

Ah. The ole upside down calculator trick, eh?

 

[Madwolf023]

Yep.

Wow I came home and instantly fell asleep on the couch. Damn I was tired.

 

[AnyOtherName]

/comes in singing

Any dolt with half a brain...can see that humankind has gone insane...
To the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main.

Listen close to everybody's heart,
And hear that breaking sound...
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground.

I cannot believe my eyes,
How the world is filled with filth and lies.

But it's plain to see:
Evil inside of me
Is on the rise...

/trails off.

How are you today, Wolf?

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

AON! I has an idea for a villain! Bwahahahahahaha! I totally get to make up the next villain we fight!

 

[AnyOtherName]

I have plans for our first engagement... But the next one after that, for sure!

Is he or she awesome?

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

Yes! And it's a he. I have an idea for how he will be taken down as well. And if he is good enough I would like to make him apart of our regular villains.

Added side note: I would also like to add a character for myself. I'm writing his info right now.

 

[AnyOtherName]

Kk, send it my way whenever you're ready. I look forward to it!

I'll be on and off today at random. Gots to level, you know.

 

[Madwolf023]

I transcended humanity today AON. I solved all of the worlds problems. I became God.

Then I woke up.

 

[Madwolf023]

CLAIMING POST 2000!!!!!!!

Before anyone else can.