OOC: Team of Misfits

I love D&D.

Especially when my twin is dungeon master. Because the first villain you meet is always a level 99 dragon.
 
I honestly have nothing productive to say to that...

/me scratches head, then wanders off...
 
Yeah. But you have to persuade the dragon that killing the group isn't with killing. And my bro will roll the dice for charisma check, and add or subtract points based on how persuasive the speech is.
 
/me glimpse Katt.

I'm almost certainly going to crash in an hour. So do whatever you want to me body.
 
I was actually thinking about you drawing dickbuts all over my body.

Or yapping my ear off. I find both to be appropriate ways to deal with the inevitable stress of sexual tension.
 
Then what is an appropriate viable release?

And in the worst decision by a human ever, I drank more coffee so I can finish my shift.
 
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I'd say...getting fucked so hard you can't think or see straight. Sounds pretty epic to me. Where's a Womby when you need the over-sexed perv? Le sigh.
 
Oi, was that a dig at my manhood!

Or is the coffee making me paranoid.

Anyway, I now have waaaaay too much energy, and my decision making skills are terrible right now!
 
A dig? No.

he's just always ready and willing. With your over caffeinated self you might have a stroke or shit yourself in the midst of anything over stimulating.
 
/me pushes Katt onto the bed that magically appears.

Terrible decision making on. And I am going to make you scream the name of Zues before we are done here.

/me my hands ghosts Katts breasts through her shirt, my mouth positioned near her war as I whisper with a smirk.

That is if you want me to.
 
/me on her back with a gasp, damn magic beds. Arches a brow and meets the smirk with one of her own, leaning up to give his bottom lip a nip.

Sex challenge? You are so on!
 
I thought so.
/me His lips attaches to Katts mouth, as his hands wander her body, exploring. Breaking from the kiss, he focuses on sucking on her collar bone, his hands stroking her thighs through her pants.

Tell me how badly do you want me to make you cum?

/me His hands lightly stroke the apex of her legs, before reaching underneath her shirt to rub her stomach.
 
/me growls softly, returning the kiss, fingers snaking into his hair, raking his scalp. Lets out a strangled little groan as the kiss breaks, leaning her head back. Her thighs spread, wrapping legs about him and squeezing, pressing against that hand as it wanders by.

How bad? I'm already dripping wet...I'm a very, very frustrated kitty that will bite and scratch to get her way...

/me curls her fingers and rakes nails out against his scalp and neck.
 
Hmm. I think I need to taste the kitty first.

/me pushes Katt off of him so that he can reposition his head by her legs. Taking off Katts pants and panties he kisses Katts thighs, up and down, teasing her by breathing on her clit every few kisses. His hands cups her ass, making her more readily accessible to his mouth and toungue.

I want you to beg me to lick your pussy, kitty katt.
 
/me off go her pants and panties, leaving her in a batman T-shirt. She eagerly spreads those thighs, clearly as wet as she had said. One hand ruffles his hair, her breathing shallow as she leans back on her hand for support.

Beg? Me? You have to break me pretty hard for me to beg...

/me gives his hair a tug, lifting her hips.

You should be begging me for a taste.
 
Ah but I can keep teasing all day long. Can you hold out that long. Especially if I do this.

/me His tongue flickers out and begins to run circles around her dripping wet core. Never touched it, but just around and around it goes. His hands cups her ass, kneading it as he teases her.

So who breaks first? Me or the Kitty Katt?
 
What the kitty Katt gives, the kitty Katt can taketh away!

/me she growls playfully, wriggling out of that grip like the slippery cat she is, though not without a shuddering groan from the teasing. Stalks the bed on all fours (her hands and knees of course), sizing him up for a pounce.
 
I thought the dog chases the cat, not the other way around. And I am a wolf.

/me He watches her prowl, and cannot deny the shiver of pleasure that rushed up his shaft.

I think the kitty Katt had some claws. Meoow.

/me he suddenly pounces wrestling Katt back to the bed, using his leverage to push her back, and this time he wastes no time thrusting his tongue inside of her, swirling around, trying to find the sweetest spot inside of Katt. His hands pull up at her shirt. Asking for her to take it off. His shaft only stiffens as his sac grows tighter as he continues to suckle the sweet essence of Katt.
 
Katt, such a tease.

I'll get that Kitty Katt one day!!!!

Ahem, my coffee high has worn off, so I might pass out very soon.
 
I'm trying to decide if I need more coffee or if I should take a nap...

/ponder.

ESO does sound pretty fun...
 
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