OOC: The Return of Austin Powers to Literotica

pooh......

You can't tell me that you don't think that I would have competition in the wet t contest ;) you break my heart. Mackdaddy...maybe you would like to judge ;)


Hell, who needs t-shirts, just make me wet....
 
Oh no, why did I have to open my big mouth.
Lava, you own't have any competition, we all know who would win, obviously it's (insert your name here, unless your a guy, in that case, insert your favorite girl's name here).
And she deserved it too.
 
Cheekyminx... you won't have any competition either. You two can't be in the same wet t-shirt contest. You are in the 3'o clock competition, and Lava is in the 6'o clock. So, you are both going to win... and neither of you will have compeition with any of the other girls, cause most of them aren't as beautiful as you two...
(looking back, were all the bases covered??? <please oh please oh please> oh yeah)
 
i am mini-me.

Walks to Dr. Evil, and humps his leg. Walks to Ivanna, and humps her leg. Walks to Scott, and licks his lips... ;)
 
pooh you are one smooth talker...grins

I just got my leg humped??!!!??!!!

welcome Unc!
 
mini-me

Walks back to ivanna, licking his lips, and reaching into his silver pants. he has a very evil look on his little face as he eyes ivannas' big titties... :)


thank you for the welcome...now let us see just how welcome i am...;)
 
Okay, I am working on the opening post now. Please no one post in or about the secret lair until Dr. Evil unveils it.
 
OKay, we are under way, please post all OOC's here. (Just a pet peeve of mine.) :)

Okay, you evil people can post in your hotel room/ apartment/ home or whatnot until we unveil the improved secret lair!!! lol

Now post and have fun!
 
mini-me

fairly drools while looking at Ivannas' big titties. Wonders how he is gonna make her want him...Then it dawns on him, what God took away in stature, he gave back in penis length and girth...:)
 
What god took away? Weren't you created in a cloning genetics lab?
 
Hey groovy guys and gals....

with the help of Mackdaddy_74 I came up with an idea for a new AP2 character...

Fidelity Shagwell

Felicity's sister

we were thinking she could hook up with Dr Evil or maybe Number Two.

She's the exact opposite of Felicity. Dark hair... dark eyes. A real bad bitch. LOL

anyway just a thought for a character :)
 
mini-me

Yes, I was. I was referring to my alter-ego, the one I was cloned from, Dr. Evil. He is my God. I wanna be just like him, only with a bigger dick. :)
 
Re: mini-me

unclebigbad said:
Yes, I was. I was referring to my alter-ego, the one I was cloned from, Dr. Evil. He is my God. I wanna be just like him, only with a bigger dick. :)


But aren't you like him in everyway, except your 1/8 his size? ;)
 
mini-me

My body, is 1/8 the size of Dr. Evil, but my dick...Well, let us just say, that is the only part of me that isn't. From what I gather, I am a little larger than the good doctor in that respect. :)
 
Scott Evil

I was wondering if I could play Scott Evil. I love his attitude and he would be a cool character to play.
 
Sorry Angelius, but Renegade is playing Scott Evil.

[Edited by Mackdaddy_74 on 02-07-2001 at 12:47 PM]
 
Are there any other characters that you need people for?
 
Holly Goodhead

Not sure how or when to pop my character in... any advice... or if anyone wants to pop me n let me know and i'll run with it..

I'm Holly Goodhead.. the jounalist
 
Thanks Mackdaddy and I hope that I do the character justice.
 
Mackdaddy last time I spoke to Ren which was 2 weeks ago he said he wasnt going to take on the role of Scott so you may want to check with him. He may have changed his mind. Im not too sure.
 
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