OOC to Whisper Manor

[Sweetp4u]

LOL

Thats just nasty BF, lmao. My question was a joke AR, nothing serious. Which looked to be in bad taste considering the conversation, So I dropped it. Though now I cant recall what the hell I was going to say. *Shrugs* call it a blonde moment or something, its been one of those days. btw I am a little sick, no not just mentally lmao, I got a cold. Antsy too so if I slack off just kick me one, promise not to like it

 

[BadForm]

Well, I hope you get over your cold soon, good health to you... even if I am annoyed cos you just pointed out I missed out on a sick joke.

By the way, did you know about the guy who used to be a necrophiliac? Until some rotten cunt split on him that is...

now THAT is a sick joke.

 

[Sweetp4u]

OMG thats just nasty... lol Gives new meaning to the term stiffy..

ty BF, I should be over it sometime this year. freaking weather changes here always do this to me. Oh, I recalled my question, what if people THINK you have multiple personalities, but are just gifted with being versitile?

 

[ARaynes]

Sorta like, what is the hardest thing about eating a vegitable?

Manipulating the wheel chair......LOL


Got another one, but not many people like it.....OH, oh...got two more...the second one is funny!!!

Tell me if you wanna hear it.

I agree Sweet. Get better sweetie..

 

[Sweetp4u]

OH YES! Do tell, come on Ar, no being stingy with the dirty jokes.. lol I am an insitgator.. Arent I a stinker? *naughty grinz*

 

[ARaynes]

Ok, I warned you, they are not for the weak.......

Ok the first is the second one I thought of, but it is the best...

So, a little boy runs into the kitchen and says "mommy mommy, granny has a shrimp." The mother, quite puzzled said, "what honey?" Very upset his mother isn't listening the boy says, "Granny has a shrimp." She looked puzzled still and she says, "show me what you are talking about."

So, he takes his mom into the living room where her mother is butt ass naked on the couch, her legs spread and her clit protruding a little. He points at her clit and says, "See, granny has a shrimp."

The mother giggled a bit, "No, honey, that isn't shrimp That is your granny's clit."

The boy looked for a moment and shrugged..."Well, whatever, sure does taste like shrimp."


Ba dum bump.

 

[BadForm]

Go on then, ARaynes...

Oh, and if we're talking sick, there was the 'kids today' cartoon I once saw...

Pedophile: Hurhurhur, would you like to come and see some puppies little girl?
Child: Ok, but can I suck your cock first.

(umm...needless to say thats the kind of thing thats only funny as a joke)

 

[ARaynes]

Sorta like my first one. What do you do after eating a bald pussy?

Put the diaper back on....

That isn't funny, only as a joke.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Well at least it wasn't "tastes like chicken...."

Oh btw you can use SP instead of typing out the whole damned thing. Its much easier

You are right there BF, only a joke...

hmmmmmmm, ok back to the thinking board, Ar next time I mentioned 16 or so threads, shoot me K? lol

 

[Sweetp4u]

hey now! I dont wear diapers! lmao

 

[ARaynes]

That is cool SP. I don't wear diapers either...

 

[Sweetp4u]

ok that is too freaky lol, you sure you aren't my long lost sis? I always thought I was adopted.. being the only brunette in a house full of red heads lmao

 

[BadForm]

SP: btw, with response to your 'what if people think you're a multiple but...' If you were looking for humor, I needn't add anything - it might make a good bumper sticker tho...

On the other hand, of the several diagnosed multis I've known - on and off net - one of them had the following experience: she was rushed to hospital, diagnosed with emphysema, the scans and tests showed her lungs had water etc, shrink she was going to came to see her and called on a different alter who DIDN'T have emph and it cleared up. As I understand it the docs were astounded. Unfortunately, when that alt went back, she regained the emph and had to be treated. Now THAT is a multiple...

 

[Sweetp4u]

Damn, there are some really interesting things out there. unfortunately for me, I'm perfectly sane. Well... Normal? lol that isnt even true but you get the idea. I've got to go take my hubby some clothes for his trip to Colorado.. I'll be back in a little bit. Have fun for me while im gone.

 

[ARaynes]

Bye SP. Talk to you later hon. I am not sure if you are my sis or not, but from the way we work together, I claim you LOL

See you later....

 

[BadForm]

Have fun, SP... now the question is, does hubby being away mean you get to party hard until he comes home, or are you like me and my wife - whenever one of us has to go away the other bitches and whines until they get back... "I miss you...."

Oh, and as to 16 threads, consider the following, My list:

1. Whisper Manor
2. OOC to Whisper Manor
3. A fuck...
4. Netiquette
5. Sandy
6. The Exchange Students
7. Dorm Life
8. Dungeons and Dragons xxx
9. A Threat to Royalty
10. After School Classes at Philpott High
11. Locked Out With No Panties On
12. The Person Below Me Game
13. Something New and Interesting (a word assosciation game)
14. OOC: All Star Screwing Squad (which is about to go live today or tomorrow)
15. OOC: Haunted House (ditto - I started this before you, so please don't be offended it was just slow to take off)
16. OOC: Post-Graduate Classes at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (dunno if this will take off)
17. OOC: Youth Gets Wasted on the Old (probably a flop, nobody is posting a char even tho 3 say they love the idea of intergenerational sex)
18. Banshee
19. Birth of a New World
20. Strip Chess
21. Un-Covent-ional Punishment

I'm also thinking of starting a husband/wife one and maybe a lonely hearts one...I don't _think_ I forgot any...

 

[ARaynes]

BF, mine is bigger than yours...

1. Whisper Manor
2. OOC Whisper Manor
3. Netiquette
4. Sandy
5. X-Men
6. X-men OOC
7. After school Classes at Philpot High
8. OOC to the Planet 69 one (forgot the name)
9. dreamers in the night Werewolf thread
10. Werewolf thread ooc
11. Marvel Universe
12. OOc to Marvel Universe
13. The Bridge
14. Closed Door
15. Yearning to Learn
16. Twin Sister Terror (not sure if we are gonna keep this one going)
17. Things that go bump in the night
18. Somewhere in the night
19. WWF
20. WWF OOC
21. All girl Slumber party
22. OOC to the Bondage Fairies
23. Runner Ups
24. Mother daughter Call girl Team
25. Month by the Lake
26. The vamp and the girl
    [/list=1]

 

[BadForm]

heh, interesting... theres some of them I considered joining - like the WWF one... and others that looked interesting, but not for me, like the mother/daughter call girl team.

 

[afternooner]

Alex pouting

Mon amour, I was sad to see you listed month by the lake number twenty five You mean to tell me I didn't even make the top ten

I feel bad but at least I wasn't last right.


Afternooner

 

[ARaynes]

I only joined the Mother/Daughter one as a favor for Sail away. He asked me to and how can I deny someone when they as so sweetly?

LOl

 

[ARaynes]

Alex deary, If I were to rank them, Month would definately be one of the top three...if not higher...>Can't choose...Trust me, that is not #25......you get me so hot with that one..

 

[afternooner]

Thanks hon

I feel so much better now and though I love the mystery and suspense and plot of other threads... I love how excited I get when I see your post in response to mine.... very definitely hot.

Alex

 

[ARaynes]

Yes, I have to agree. I can't wait for what surprises you have in store when you write there. It is so exciting.

 

[afternooner]

Alex surprised also

Yes, for me it is so neat to write with someone that can lead as well as follow and yet can suddenly lead me down a path I hadn't planned on or follow me in a new direction too. I hope our readers are enjoying this titilating adventure as much as we are.

 

[ARaynes]

I agree........this is truely a fun story. Just gives me tingles all over to think that someone out there is reading our characters and pleasuring themselves to our words.