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What, no sex? Disappointed.

I saw Swordfish last night. Not bad, if you go in knowing it's pretty unbelieveable.
 
Damn.. I missed a whole discussion I see.. heh heh.. sorry, was on the phone while typing the bullshit story :D
 
Oh God, I am laughing so hard I might wet myself.
Seriously I get it!!
Your friend of an ex of a friend cooks and invited you over but instead you went out with a mutual, though I warned you about that. Once there you ran into an ex cook who made your computer drunk, it had sex, caught a virus and now you need to administer antiobiotics.

Oh my God... That's hysterical!!!
 
It's a sad day when your computer is having more sex than you are. Didn't it use protection? Geez.

And the ex-cook's friend? Did he get drunk like the computer?
 
Come here love, poor baby. Laying his head on my shoulder. Did her story confuse you?
 
Merelan said:
Oh God, I am laughing so hard I might wet myself.
Seriously I get it!!
Your friend of an ex of a friend cooks and invited you over but instead you went out with a mutual, though I warned you about that. Once there you ran into an ex cook who made your computer drunk, it had sex, caught a virus and now you need to administer antiobiotics.

Oh my God... That's hysterical!!!
Click to expand...

My head hurts now... ;)
 
*Rests his head on your shoulder*

Mmmm... it's past my bedtime... I'm in daze already...

You smell so nice...
 
LOL!
I knew I wasn't making much sense!!

You know what the worst part is?!
My sister in law started writing erotic stories too.. so she forwarded me a story for me to read.. now the virus took a part of her story and forwarded it to ALL my friends!!

All my friends are opening their mail and reading how (suposingly I) am getting horny in the garden and start masturbating!!

GOD!!
Now that is hysterical!!

I'm so f***ing embarrassed.. LOL!
 
One question? Is the ex cook's mutual watching you in the garden, or not?
 
And where is the best vantage point to see this happening? Just to verify of course.
 
LOL!
yeah yeah.. laugh!
Make fun of me will ya!

LOL..

It's pretty embarrassing you know! Especially for her!
Doc.. it's in dutch! could read it if you wanted to!
 
If you are masturbating in the garden, well. I never knew there were differant languages to it.
Now, where is the best spot to watch in?
 
The best spot?! Well.. that would be sitting righ next to her of course!
I'm trying to convince her to get on the board.. alas.. she's a busy woman.
 
I want to sit in between the two of you...I'm good with both hands...!
 
Okay.. sigh. It is you I want to watch anyways.
I have to go guys. Need to finish packing for the weekend, though jnot taking many clothes, and then off to work.
See you all Tuesday!!!!!!! Have fun!!
Medusa, just have Shadow do whatever you wish. She is always willing to be used by you.
 
Have a good weekend, Merelan, my sweet. I will think of you....without clothes.
 
Oh! You're gone for the weekend?!.. hmm.. pitty! Well, have a good time! Don't do anything I wouldn't do and don't worry.. I'll take good care of Shadow :D

I have to get ready to go swimming!
Bye wonderful people!
 
So long, Merelan! Have fun...

I'll probably be gone until Saturday night, myself. Hanging around for a little while, but have to leave soon.

:(
 
I'll be here all day, then gone till Tuesday....*sigh* Have fun peoples!
 
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