OOC Unlimited Pleasure Continued

[Merelan]

Doc he was gooing to use me, ravish me. Make wild sex with me... all against my will of course.
Batting eyes and trying desperately to look innocent.

 

[Anakin20]

Oh geez. *rolls his eyes from his hiding spot*

 

[Merelan]

What? No one belives me?

 

[Anakin20]

Hmmm. I certainly don't.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Awww... I believe you!

 

[Merelan]

See anakin. Doc believes me. You were trying to bewitch and befuddle me this morning. Make me fall to my knees and perform any sex act you could think of. Doc doesn't like that.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Right! For God's sake, man, maintain some level of propriety!

Or something...

 

[Merelan]

See, he doesn't like beautiful, horny woman on their knees in front of him begging for sex.

Told you Anakin.

 

[doctor_insanus]

See, he doesn't like beautiful, horny woman on their knees in front of him begging for sex.

Told you Anakin.

No... I don't like beautiful, horny women on their knees in front of someone else begging for sex!

Get your facts straight!

 

[Merelan]

God, I knew something sounded wrong there.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Glad we got that little misconception out of the way!

 

[Merelan]

So what I need to find is a beautiful, horny woman to kneel at your feet begging for sexual favors?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yeah... uh... I don't suppose you've seen any around?

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

 

[Merelan]

Not all day. MakeMyDay hasn't been around much lately.
Sigh.......

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey!

*arches an eyebrow*

Now, now... don't make me turn you over my knee!

 

[Merelan]

Whatever do you mean? batting eyes... she hasn't been here.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn...

I guess I have to be the tease this time... I have to go.

I'll make it up to you... I promise!

Dammit!

 

[Merelan]

Yes, yes. You must make it up.
"Thinking it lucky he does not know I had to leave at the same time."

You owe me.

 

[Anakin20]

Always glad to see you amuse yourself when I'm not around, Merelan, darling...hehehe

 

[Merelan]

Good morning!!!!

 

[Anakin20]

Good morning, sweetheart (I'll save the other names for when we're in PM...heh heh)

 

[Make_My_Day]

Damn!
I always miss the fun!
Finally I get forced to my knees by a drop dead gorgeous woman to plead for sex with a drop dead gorgeous man and..
I MISS IT!!

And for what?! For my 98 year old grandmother!

Actually..
That's a pretty good excuse..

But still..

SHIT!!
(Pardon my French)

 

[Merelan]

Wait, let me get this straight...
You made your sexy 98 year old Grandma gwet on your knees and beg you for the use of the bathroom?

Or did your 98 year old Granny have a sexy woman on her knees?
I am a bit confused....

and where do the French come into this?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Must be a Dutch thing...

 

[Anakin20]

I think her grandma (98) was having sex with a gorgeous man and a gorgeous woman at the same time, and she stumbled in on them, but they stopped, so she missed the fun.

Maybe I'm wrong.