Make_My_Day
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Wait here!
OOC: Unlimited Pleasure for the Rich and Famous..
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Standing around, feeling kind of silly with his pants around his ankles and his dick hanging out...
Okay...
Okay...
Make_My_Day
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doctor_insanus
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I'm comin', Mama!
Make_My_Day
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Ok you guys.. will have to use your imagination again. The little icon was not "new-board" friendly..
Nice lay-out by the way!
I like it!
But will hold back the little pickie for a while. Sorry Shadie.. after all that trouble you went through..
Nice lay-out by the way!
I like it!
But will hold back the little pickie for a while. Sorry Shadie.. after all that trouble you went through..
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Hot damn! MMD got her icon back up! I was going through withdrawal!
Why can't you use your icon, Anakin? And how'd your status become "Lord of the Sith" so soon? Hmmm... this bears looking into...
Why can't you use your icon, Anakin? And how'd your status become "Lord of the Sith" so soon? Hmmm... this bears looking into...
Make_My_Day
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There you go!
The pic is back!
It's really simple now, cause now you can just load it from your own computer instead of from a webpage!
So Shadie.. Thank you and your bf so much for hosting, but it won't be necessaty anymore.. But THANK YOU THANK YOU, without out you I would never have bothered!!
*kisses*
The pic is back!
It's really simple now, cause now you can just load it from your own computer instead of from a webpage!
So Shadie.. Thank you and your bf so much for hosting, but it won't be necessaty anymore.. But THANK YOU THANK YOU, without out you I would never have bothered!!
*kisses*
doctor_insanus
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Well, I just commented on that!
I like having that picture up there when I'm thinking about you...
I like having that picture up there when I'm thinking about you...
Make_My_Day
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Sorry babe.. missed that!
I'm just so busy looking around..
Geezz.. this place rocks!
I'm just so busy looking around..
Geezz.. this place rocks!
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Yes, it does!
So many cool new features... now I can spend even more time at Lit!
So many cool new features... now I can spend even more time at Lit!
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Make_My_Day
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WHAO HOA! 
This is SO cool!
Did you guys check out.. "profile".. ok nice.. but then check out "search all posts by this member"
They have intro's now!!
So cool!
And ehmm.. you can see your average postings per day.. and ehmm..
I LOVE this!
This is SO cool!
Did you guys check out.. "profile".. ok nice.. but then check out "search all posts by this member"
They have intro's now!!
So cool!
And ehmm.. you can see your average postings per day.. and ehmm..
I LOVE this!
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Akkkk I was only gone a day and you redid the whole place. I am sooo lost. Hello... anyone here?
Oh god. I feel like a stranger with all those buttons that I have no idea, and no intention of touching. Not until I have a button by button lesson.
Oh god. I feel like a stranger with all those buttons that I have no idea, and no intention of touching. Not until I have a button by button lesson.
Make_My_Day
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Hihi..
Just push all of them.. that's what I did..
I like pushing buttons..
Just push all of them.. that's what I did..
I like pushing buttons..
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You rang?
Make_My_Day
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yes..
PLAY TIME!
PLAY TIME!
Make_My_Day
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Now how did you do that?!
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Verrrry interesting...
Make_My_Day
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Whoa! And an avater too!
Boy..
You're growing up so fast!
Boy..
You're growing up so fast!
Make_My_Day
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Very, very proud my son..
I can think of a thing or two..
Now, here's a little joke I just got, I thought it was funny..
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
I can think of a thing or two..
Now, here's a little joke I just got, I thought it was funny..
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in
hell. "No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Newt Gingrich with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,"commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
doctor_insanus
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OH my...
I've got one somewhere... let me dig through my posts...
I love these new features!
I've got one somewhere... let me dig through my posts...
I love these new features!
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Okay. Here's one...
One day there was this huge freaking rainstorm. It caused the worse flooding in the last 100 years. A gigantic wall of water was bearing down on a little town, and everyone packed up and ran for the hills.
Except for one guy. He refused to move. All he would say is, "I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
Well, sure enough, the flood washed through the town. The guy had to climb out on the roof of his house to escape the water, but it was still rising. While he sat on top of his house, two guys in a boat paddled up to him.
"Say, pal, why don't you get in the boat? You're gonna get killed!"
The man just smiled and shook his head. "No," he said, "I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
The two men shrugged and continued down the river. As the water continued to rise, yet another boat showed up. This time, a young woman was sitting in it.
"Hey, mister! Jump in! You're gonna die!"
Again, he just shook his head. "Thanks but no thanks. I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
She shook her head and continued down the river. The water finally reached the roof, and was only a few inches below where the man sat, when a helicopter flew overhead. A rope latter dropped from it and hovered right beside him.
"Sir, would you please grab the ladder? You're not going to last much longer if you don't!"
"Much obliged, but no. I trust in the Lord. He will see me through." The helicopter sped away to find other victims to rescue.
Well, sure enough, the man was washed away by the water and drowned. He went to Heaven and stood before God.
"God," he said, "I trusted in you to pull me through. Yet you let me die. Why, Lord? Why?"
God shook his head. "You dumb bastard. I sent you two boats and a frickin' helicopter! What more did you want?"
One day there was this huge freaking rainstorm. It caused the worse flooding in the last 100 years. A gigantic wall of water was bearing down on a little town, and everyone packed up and ran for the hills.
Except for one guy. He refused to move. All he would say is, "I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
Well, sure enough, the flood washed through the town. The guy had to climb out on the roof of his house to escape the water, but it was still rising. While he sat on top of his house, two guys in a boat paddled up to him.
"Say, pal, why don't you get in the boat? You're gonna get killed!"
The man just smiled and shook his head. "No," he said, "I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
The two men shrugged and continued down the river. As the water continued to rise, yet another boat showed up. This time, a young woman was sitting in it.
"Hey, mister! Jump in! You're gonna die!"
Again, he just shook his head. "Thanks but no thanks. I trust in the Lord. He will see me through."
She shook her head and continued down the river. The water finally reached the roof, and was only a few inches below where the man sat, when a helicopter flew overhead. A rope latter dropped from it and hovered right beside him.
"Sir, would you please grab the ladder? You're not going to last much longer if you don't!"
"Much obliged, but no. I trust in the Lord. He will see me through." The helicopter sped away to find other victims to rescue.
Well, sure enough, the man was washed away by the water and drowned. He went to Heaven and stood before God.
"God," he said, "I trusted in you to pull me through. Yet you let me die. Why, Lord? Why?"
God shook his head. "You dumb bastard. I sent you two boats and a frickin' helicopter! What more did you want?"
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