OOC: Unlimited Pleasure for the Rich and Famous..

[doctor_insanus]

Appears from the shadows, whistling happily

Weekend's here! Party time! Woo hoo!

Begins dancing in an oddly disturbing manner

 

[Merelan]

Wandering in with wine glass in hand, but stopping short.
What is the Doc up to now?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Suddenly realizes he's being watched

Oh... uh, hi. How's it going?

 

[Merelan]

Are you subject to epilepsy?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Only on Friday!

And in case you didn't see it, congratulations on the big 5-0-0-0!

 

[Merelan]

I have been watching you for hours now....
pretty amazing.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oooo... I feel so... violated.

Blushing

Did you like what you saw?

 

[Merelan]

oh yes, and if I violated you, you would have known it.
Blushing... wnat to finish my wine? I have to go to work. Friday is just another day for us retailers.

 

[doctor_insanus]

*sigh*

Sure. I'll try to have a bottle waiting for you when you get back.

Have a good day at work!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Looks around at the empty thread

Hmmm... one lady. And she has to work.

Maybe I should recharge for tonight...

See ya around, ladies! You've been warned!

Slips into the shadows

 

[Make_My_Day]

Sorry to have missed you guys.. The same friend in need was very.. in need for my attention.
NEEDless to say I am exhausted right now.. Long story..

I was just checking in, only to see you have gone already (probably) so I'll just go and have a little nap here...

yaaaaaaaaaawn..

Goodnight precious ones..

 

[doctor_insanus]

Cocks an eyebrow at MMD

Hmmmm... verrrrry interesting...

Sleep well! I'll probably be around somewhere when you get back...

 

[SpectreT]

Hey, "Karl", it's on you again.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Staggers in after a long night of... communicating

Yeah, yeah... I hear you!

Geez, talk about taking one for the team...



Settles into a chair, wineglass in hand

...8...

 

[Make_My_Day]

Ver good doctor Kerry! I was going to propose an examination for all the people in the LMB..
men too, naturally

grin

 

[doctor_insanus]

Perhaps I should conduct your examination, milady? A very... thorough... examination?

 

[Make_My_Day]

Yes.. now that you mention it..
I have these strange symptoms again..

And sinece you were able to help me so wonderfully last time..

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well, I'm not the trained professional that Kerry is, but I'm sure I can discover the cure for whatever ails you...

I do recommend a complete... head-to-toe... physical examination, though. Just to make sure everything is in perfect working order...

Wiping the drool from his chin

 

[Make_My_Day]

Well.. I trust your expertise.. you see.. I have this leakage problem again and you had such a marvelous cure for that last time..

sits on the table, looking mischievously at the doc... while her legs slighty part..

 

[doctor_insanus]

*We're starting to take over the thread again, aren't we? Sigh...

I can't help it... I'm just a horny bastard!*



Hmmm... I should really inspect this very closely. Perhaps, if you would place your feet in the stirrups?

A pair of stirrups magically appear

Oh, that's so nice... I mean, yes, just like that.

 

[Merelan]

Watch out dear, he's after sex again...

as if you didn't know, and as if you minded.

 

[Make_My_Day]

Hey Merelan! Darling!

tries to look up.. with her legs up in the stirrups..

Thanks for the warning!
Do you really think so?

 

[Merelan]

My goodness, don't you know him by now? Oh, no. That's right, he never thinks of sex.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Glances at his feet, hands in his pockets

Sex? Why, I was just helping this young lady with a recurring physical condition!

Looks up at Merelan

I assure you, my intentions are good! Really!

 

[Make_My_Day]

Sex?

You really mean to say he's after sex?

oh my...