OPEN CASTING CALL: Treasure Hunters

[Why]

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[DeliciousMaiden]

*huggs Why*

Leia is on the docks, dressed and heading back to the ship.

Thoroughly fed up with how things have turned out, but pleased that she has so much to report to Thomas!

<hehehe>

Wonderin' what Preach has been up to?
Has he calmed down yet?

DM x

 

[Why]

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[DeliciousMaiden]

*thinks she could have had a damn good fuck during that time*

Oooops ... I did *not* start that argument again...

::sighs::

Signed

Leia ... pronounced LAY 'ER!

I think I must be just toooooo subtle!

::ggls::

DM x

 

[Sweetp4u]

Alright you trollop! Git yer clothes on!

Sweet dreams, I am heading to bed here on MY side of the earth.

have a wonderful day over there you two

Dm, dear, try not to rape all the sailors... *grumbles* going to have to recruit fresh meat for the captain to play with

Or maybe not.......

Hmmmmmmmm something to contemplate.. Me.. Writing a character.. with NO sex.. Is such a thing possible??? lol

Might shock some peeps.. All well, I am out of here.

xoxox

Sp

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

TROLLOP!?!? Me!?!?!

Alright you trollop! Git yer clothes on!

Sweet dreams, I am heading to bed here on MY side of the earth.

have a wonderful day over there you two

Dm, dear, try not to rape all the sailors... *grumbles* going to have to recruit fresh meat for the captain to play with

Or maybe not.......

Hmmmmmmmm something to contemplate.. Me.. Writing a character.. with NO sex.. Is such a thing possible??? lol

Might shock some peeps.. All well, I am out of here.

xoxox

Sp

Awwww .... you spoily sport!

Oh well... pays to advertise I guess ... perhaps LESS subtle is my only option!!

Yes Missy ... what you need is a good ... **** !

That would loosen the lil' Cap'n up some!

Sweet dreams Sweet!

{{{{huggs}}}}

DM x

 

[The GrandMage]

Yes, you're far too subtle, DM.

Hmm, no one seems that fond of Sallly, huh Why?
Maybe if she'd BATHE every month or so she'd have more friends, huh?

As Salty would say, "I be su'prised e'ery time at 'ow well she manages ta keep tha galley clean by addin' tha dirt ta 'erself."

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*giggles*

Yes, you're far too subtle, DM.

Ya think? ::winks::

Poor lil' Leia ... no one wants to lay 'er...

::ggls::



DM x

 

[Sweetp4u]

Ummm sorry Dm, I'm not swingin that way

hehe

I dont know if WHY is online or not, but you can post GM, just know that I wont post again until Why can get in his two cents.

 

[The GrandMage]

Oh, there's at least one sailor who wants to, but he's on another ship and suffering rejection and all.

Awww. Oh well, who cares.

What's new?

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*sighs*

I'm not saying a word GM!



DM x

 

[Sweetp4u]

awwwww poor gm.. I gotta idea

I will have ash whip him a few times so he forgets his pecker's condition?

*giggles*

No? how about tyin him up in the darkest part of the ship and selling him to horny women around the world???

 

[Sweetp4u]

Second Character

Alright, taking up a second character for the purpose of a doctor. Same ship etc, we need more females (i guess? lol Pooh said we did) anyway here's her bio..

Name: Mia McDogal

Occupation: Doctor on the Mystique

Description: 5'8" green eyes, Flaming red hair with lighter streaks due to the sun's rays. Filled out in the right areas, handy with her doctors tools as well as weapons. Boisterous, flamboyant, rowdy. Wild, lol and yes out spoken. Sharp tongue, wicked wit and naughty mannerisms.

About covers it. She won't be used often in the story, but kept handy for interaction and fights when needed. She'll be around, sassin' the cook on hygiene and such.


Alrighty, there we go.

 

[The GrandMage]

Hey! You keep out of my stupid choices, Sweet!

And you, Dm! Errr!!!
It's not my fault you want such perfection from a pirate!
A rough and tumble man of the sea!

Besides, he's got his reasons!
Humph! And it's not like bjs were common back then!
Who knows what he thought you were gonna do!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

That's it!
Why, 'and 'er over, it's time for a spanking!

And then,....the oral sex!
__________________
Somewhere, out there, is someone for me.
Somewhere, in here, is someone for her.
Somewhere, out there, she's hiding from me.
Somewhere, in here, I'm searching for her.

WARNING!
I, GM, tend to be overly literal. Please, do not be vague, subtle, or in any other way tell me something other than exactly what you want from me! I need details! Usually more than you'd think needed!

YOUR words ... I was supplying the demand.

Can I help it if you suffer from amnesia as well as premature time keeping!

:outs::

Ohhh and stop having a dig will ya!
I won't come near ya damned cock again!

OK!

DM x

 

[The GrandMage]

Hey, don't go quoting the literal part of my sig, that was added in later!

And as for the oral sex,....It's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I tend to quote Monty Python. I didn't really mean Oral Sex....

And who said I didn't want you near it? *sniffles*
Now you're gonna make me more sad!

 

[Sweetp4u]

My only thought.. THANK GOD you two are on seperate ships! LMAO!


Alright, Sorry WHY I had to edit my post, forgot a small part

GM, I will be in those options as much as I wanna

Whatcha gonna do about it? Tell my mommy? hehehehe

Besides, my captain is more likely to CUT it off than sell it *grumbles about disloyal crew members*

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*my don't you NAG!*

Ok apologies re the sig. bit ... I was just trying to do the quote thingy ...

I withdraw all oral offers for future reference ... and all other favours as far as the "Mystique crew are concerned.

Leia will seek solace with her shipmates... at least they're kind to her!

::flounces::

DM

 

[Sweetp4u]

*rolling eyes, shaking head and laughing her butt off!*

You two are a riot!

Now, back to your room til you can play nice!

 

[The GrandMage]

No!

*throws himself at DM's feet and begs*
No, please, anything but leaving me with this lot!
Please, I'll stop whining! It's all my fault, please, give me a second chance! Please, dear god!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*eyes GM grovelling at her feet*

<< Please, I'll stop whining! It's all my fault, please, give me a second chance! Please, dear god! >>

Ummmm .... you look so much more .... when viewed from above ...

Yes you whine ...
Yes it was your fault ...
A Second chance though ... ?

I'll think about it .... oh and give me a bit of a lickin' whilst ya down there will ya?

I ... unlike you are not averse to a bit of ...

oops ...

::feels Sweet's glare and scoots back to her ship::

Separate rooms .. ships .... grrrr ...

DM x

 

[The GrandMage]

*begins lickin', but has to stop when she scoots of*

Awww,.....*throws a brick at Sweet*

 

[Why]

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[Sweetp4u]

lol the Doc will threaten but not force the issue
its more fun to argue

*Slaps GM* Dont you SASS your captain! I gotta mean first mate and I know how to use him.. Errrr (confused) lol DONT TAKE THAT WRONG!

 

[Graybread]

Guys, I think I am going to bow out of this one.

You can kill me off if any of ya bilge rats think your Pirate or Piratesess (is that a word?) enough, put a ball in my brain, make my walk the plank, or feed me to the sharks.