Open Letter

I just broke a soprano 'ukulele. (Those are the little ones.)

That's okay, I have more, in various tunings.

But they're not the most efficient squirrel-swatters.

I'll use a mandolin next time.

Got a few of those, too.

If those don't chase off the wee buggers, I'll fire up the 240w amp and set a feedback loop with my Les Paul.

That should deafen them. And the neighbors. Lousy neighbors, too.
 
I just broke a soprano 'ukulele. (Those are the little ones.)

That's okay, I have more, in various tunings.

But they're not the most efficient squirrel-swatters.

I'll use a mandolin next time.

Got a few of those, too.

If those don't chase off the wee buggers, I'll fire up the 240w amp and set a feedback loop with my Les Paul.

That should deafen them. And the neighbors. Lousy neighbors, too.

did you know that in Antarctica

my sister once jumped over a ditch

three people sat on the bus together

Disgustipated, Emerson, and others

yesiree, you got it right that time

know what I mean bro?

Stew
 
Lol. You don't seem to have the same cool attitude when Disgustipated stalks you.

And Disgustipated's trolling posts do not contain racist/xenophobic or creepy (anal) sexual inuendoes and so on, like Emerson's.

He can troll me all he wants, I don't care. I just ignore him unless I am bored enough to engage.

You will never see me create another handle in order to have a round table discussion with him and his neighbor on skype.

You take the internet too seriously.
 
Last edited:
He can troll me all he wants, I don't care. I just ignore him unless I am bored enough to engage.

You will never see me create another handle in order to have a round table discussion with him and his neighbor on skype.

You take the internet too seriously.
The other handle is just a temporary account that would have been chucked out once it served it's purpose.
I only created the other account in order to avoid having the unpalatable experience of having the creep's pm's in my regular account, and also to set limits with him.

It's well known that stalkers are self-deluded and suffer from an inflated sense of self-importance.

In Emerson's case, he showed again and again that he thinks he's "charming".
So who tf knows how he might interpret it if I opened correspondence through my regular account? That I'm making a oass at him or am trying to weasle my way into pm-ing with him?
 
The other handle is just a temporary account that would have been chucked out once it served it's purpose.
I only created the other account in order to avoid having the unpalatable experience of having the creep's pm's in my regular account, and also to set limits with him.

It's well known that stalkers are self-deluded and suffer from an inflated sense of self-importance.

In Emerson's case, he showed again and again that he thinks he's "charming".
So who tf knows how he might interpret it if I opened correspondence through my regular account? That I'm making a oass at him or am trying to weasle my way into pm-ing with him?

Seems easier to simply stop engaging with him. This seems like a lot of work.
 
Seems easier to simply stop engaging with him. This seems like a lot of work.

Of course I will.
As I told a few other posters who advised me the same recently, I WILL do it. Finally.

But before I did it, I wanted to shove a jalapeno up his ass by showcasing to him and the board what a stupid mofo he is.

He keeps talking about ms. Em and this awesome husband and father he is, as a cover for his dubious and creepy board activities. Be they overt (as in his stalking of a woman on a porn board with xenophobic and disgusting inuendoes) or covert (with the female posters that he likes, and whom he managed to pull the wool over their eyes with his 'respectable personna').

OF COURSE I knew that things would go 90% this way if I press him:
That he'd pretend to agree to have his wife talk to me in order to prove himself, hoping that I might bail out.. But once he'd realise that I won't, he'd think "Oh shit! She means business" and he'd try to weasle himself out of it.
In saying that, I would also have been 100% prepared to talk to his wife, if he went that way.


Now that I had my fun by demonstrating without a doubt what a stupid mofo the 'respectable family man' is, on top of being a creep (he does all this shit while his wife cooks, cleans and looks after thekids)
I feel content and I can finally put this drama to rest.
*chuckle*
 
Last edited:
Of course I will.
As I told a few other posters who advised me the same recently, I WILL do it. Finally.

But before I did it, I wanted to shove a jalapeno up his ass by showcasing to him and the board what a stupid mofo he is.

He keeps talking about ms. Em and this awesome husband and father he is, as a cover for his dubious and creepy board activities. Be they overt (as in his stalking of a woman on a porn board with xenophobic and disgusting inuendoes) or covert (with the female posters that he likes, and whom he managed to pull the wool over their eyes with his 'respectable personna').

OF COURSE I knew that things would go 90% this way if I press him:
That he'd pretend to agree to have his wife talk to me in order to prove himself, hoping that I might bail out.. But once he'd realise that I won't, he'd think "Oh shit! She means business" and he'd try to weasle himself out of it.
In saying that, I would also have been 100% prepared to talk to his wife, if he went that way.


Now that I had my fun by demonstrating without a doubt what a stupid mofo the 'respectable family man' is, on top of being a creep (he does all this shit while his wife cooks, cleans and looks after thekids)
I feel content and I can finally put this drama to rest.
*chuckle*


You have not done this, not any of it, not at all. All you have proven is that you won't Skype.

*view post*
 
You have not done this, not any of it, not at all. All you have proven is that you won't Skype.

*view post*

Why is it that you always come to the defense of the board bullies and creeps, while trying to derride female posters? (I'm not the only female poster that you mocked here)
 
Of course I will.
As I told a few other posters who advised me the same recently, I WILL do it. Finally.

But before I did it, I wanted to shove a jalapeno up his ass by showcasing to him and the board what a stupid mofo he is.

He keeps talking about ms. Em and this awesome husband and father he is, as a cover for his dubious and creepy board activities. Be they overt (as in his stalking of a woman on a porn board with xenophobic and disgusting inuendoes) or covert (with the female posters that he likes, and whom he managed to pull the wool over their eyes with his 'respectable personna').

OF COURSE I knew that things would go 90% this way if I press him:
That he'd pretend to agree to have his wife talk to me in order to prove himself, hoping that I might bail out.. But once he'd realise that I won't, he'd think "Oh shit! She means business" and he'd try to weasle himself out of it.
In saying that, I would also have been 100% prepared to talk to his wife, if he went that way.


Now that I had my fun by demonstrating without a doubt what a stupid mofo the 'respectable family man' is, on top of being a creep (he does all this shit while his wife cooks, cleans and looks after thekids)
I feel content and I can finally put this drama to rest.
*chuckle*

You know, while you were in the midst of this investigation about a complete stranger, I went out to dinner with friends I haven't seen in 10 years, drank amazing wine, went elsewhere for shots and party favors, and got fucked.

Your priorities are out of whack.
 
You know, while you were in the midst of this investigation about a complete stranger, I went out to dinner with friends I haven't seen in 10 years, drank amazing wine, went elsewhere for shots and party favors, and got fucked.

Your priorities are out of whack.

Great post!
 
You know, while you were in the midst of this investigation about a complete stranger, I went out to dinner with friends I haven't seen in 10 years, drank amazing wine, went elsewhere for shots and party favors, and got fucked.
Your priorities are out of whack.
Great post!

You're absolutely right. I have no life, and I'm trying hard -yet failing- to overcome this net addiction.

In saying that, I notice that none of those people who keep pointing in my direction ever commented on the upstanding family man, even once. Not even when he started this imbecillic vanity thread.


Aren't his priorities out of whack too -even more than mine are, since I only end up hurting myself and nobody else, as in family-?
Given that he spends so much time creating those awesome cartoons and stories for me, he checks his phone + + for my posts in order to stalk me with xenophobic slurs, anal sex inuendoes and so on. And he spends such an enormous time pm-ing female posters.
Instead of lending a hand with cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids?
 
Last edited:
Why is it that you always come to the defense of the board bullies and creeps, while trying to derride female posters? (I'm not the only female poster that you mocked here)

I don't 'deride female posters.' I comment, with snark and distaste, towards posters I dislike. It's fun. Some of them are female and some are male, but this is a nonissue as I am not targeting them based on their gender.

You know, while you were in the midst of this investigation about a complete stranger, I went out to dinner with friends I haven't seen in 10 years, drank amazing wine, went elsewhere for shots and party favors, and got fucked.

Your priorities are out of whack.

This is the smartest post in this thread.
 
You're absolutely right. I have no life, and I'm trying hard -yet failing- to overcome this net addiction.

In saying that, I notice that none of those people who keep pointing in my direction ever commented on the upstanding family man, even once. Not even when he started this imbecillic vanity thread.


Aren't his priorities out of whack too -even more than mine are, since I only end up hurting myself and nobody else, as in family-?
Given that he spends so much time creating those awesome cartoons and stories for me, he checks his phone + + for my posts in order to stalk me with xenophobic slurs, anal sex inuendoes and so on? And he spends such an enormous time pm-ing female posters?
Instead of lending a hand with cooking, cleaning and looking after the kids?

Why do you presume to know anything about his family? That is the strangest thing I've seen recently on this site. You are obsessed with his family and his wife. Get done goddammed help and quickly. This is stalker behavior. I'm rather surprised Emerson feels safe agreeing to Skype with you.

*view post*
 
I don't 'deride female posters.' I comment,
1.with snark
2.and distaste, towards posters I dislike.
It's fun. Some of them are female and some are male, but this is a nonissue as I am not targeting them based on their gender.
1.Aren't you full of yourself… :rolleyes:

2.You keep mentioning the "distaste" part, as if you expect posters to feel deeply offended or hurt lol.
This being your mildest insult up till now, you clearly missed the point, Mr. Lit. Feminist.
 
1.Aren't you full of yourself… :rolleyes:

2.You keep mentioning the "distaste" part, as if you expect posters to feel deeply offended or hurt lol.
This being your mildest insult up till now, you clearly missed the point, Mr. Lit. Feminist.

Keep on ignoring me! You're trying! you'll get there!

:D

*view post*
 
Why do you presume to know anything about his family? That is the strangest thing I've seen recently on this site. You are obsessed with his family and his wife. Get done goddammed help and quickly. This is stalker behavior. I'm rather surprised Emerson feels safe agreeing to Skype with you.

*view post*

you know those people who see you speeding, so they pull in front of you, forcing you to slow down because they appoint themselves the speed monitor? yeah, same thing bro.

Stew
 
Back
Top