Opposite Day

[spyro1123]

And I've never said the opposite of what I mean in RL after spending too much time on this thread.

I find that shockingly dull

 

[Gracie29]

It was really not frustrating after I'd realized what I'd done!

 

[Horus_rules]

I never use sarcasm in real life! Not ever!

 

[MidnightVixen]

Horrible blah day, and Im not feelin " fluffy" at all..

 

[Gracie29]

I'm gonna be here for the next three days because I'm not going to the beach.

 

[Horus_rules]

I am not going to be at work thinking about luck grace who is not on a beach somewhere drinking something cold, while I am not slaving away.

 

[Domsheena]

I am not as lucky as Grace since i don´t live 5 mins from the Mediterranean

 

[Gracie29]

I'm not going on a blind date tonight and I'm SO not nervous about it.

 

[Domsheena]

I hope he´s ugly as hell and makes you feel sick

 

[Gracie29]

I'm not all considerin' cancellin' LOL

 

[poetboy]

I'm not going on a blind date tonight and I'm SO not nervous about it.

I hope he has bad mouth breath...

 

[Gracie29]

I am totally planning on kissing him two seconds after I meet him.

 

[poetboy]

I am totally planning on kissing him two seconds after I meet him.

I hope he has dirt under his finger nails and dog shit at his shoes (sorry, I hope I´m not too rude)

 

[Gracie29]

(LOLOL! Not too rude, hon!)

Just in case he's gorgeous, I'm not going to have a friend call me to get me out of it.

 

[poetboy]

I hope you´ll detect the light smell of urine because he´s leaking...
(I´l delete this post later, it´s rude and unfair)

 

[Gracie29]

Yummy. That totally turns me on. *is not shuddering*

 

[poetboy]

Yummy. That totally turns me on. *is not shuddering*

I hope his hair looks filthy...

 

[Gracie29]

You're makin' me really excited about this date now. (LOL!)

 

[poetboy]

You're makin' me really excited about this date now. (LOL!)

I hope his false teeth will fall out of his mouth during meal and they´ll fall inmidst your plate...

 

[Domsheena]

You're makin' me really excited about this date now. (LOL!)

I am worried about, i don´t think you should go

 

[poetboy]

You're makin' me really excited about this date now. (LOL!)

I hope he is farting all the time...

 

[poetboy]

I am worried about, i don´t think you should go

you should go seeing this guy instead of Gracie!

 

[Domsheena]

you should go seeing this guy instead of Gracie!

I don´t deserve to go on a date

 

[Gracie29]

You guys are not making me feel better about this!

 

[poetboy]

You guys are not making me feel better about this!

I hope he´ll FORCE you to marry him within the first two minutes